cucky lettuce still mad

no contest (before cucky lettuce shows up)

the taylor swift of valorant

he's busy, he won't hop off my dick bc I called him out on making a wrong prediction on the 1st SEN vs GenG matchup 🤣

KOI, they'll never win so you'll never be disappointed 👍

JFL at bulky cucktuce rn 🤣🤣🤣 tell cutiepiej0nggj0ngg to retire

BYE your garbage team gone 🤣 ez clear for edg

biggest bots of the century lmao. imagine letting lotus slide and picking icebox thinking they could beat SEN on it LOL.

ez money, t0nz gave me that 3.3 multiplier bet win like a good boy 😋

rip pooperex, drop cutiepiej0nggj0ngg and buy primmie

geng on your mind 24/7 rent free cry more, if prx is lucky enough to beat EDG, they ain't getting anywhere near finals lmao

dynasty = constant trophies

idk why they didn't ban lotus against SEN, I've seen it time and time again that asian teams are DOGSHIT against NA teams on lotus

both GenG and PRX have this braindead delusion that they can beat NA on it for some reason.

not to mention GenG's 0 iq map pick was the one map where SEN totally shit on them and sent them home on madrid (Icebox)

like every single team that you'd think is about to make a dynasty (example):
-SEN
-GMB
-OPTIC
-LOUD
-FNATIC
-EG
-GENG

just get immediately washed right after winning a tournament (with the exception of FNC (no SEN doesn't count bc they had to make a whole new roster around tenz after like 7 attempts))

like why no astralis like team?

t0nzy boy for the win

t0nz gave me money like a good boy so obv he's better

unlike the title, I don't actually think it's all lakia's fault, but he is considerably a weak link that can't get frags consistently compared to the rest of their team

do y'all think they'll drop lakia in prep for next year or just thug it out?

I love t0nz, he gave me the money like a good boy 😁

easiest 3.3 multiplier bet I've won, t0nzy boy is stepping UP

why

I put a lot of money on SENZ while it was on a 3.3 multiplier, hoping to get a big return so t0nzy boy better not dissapoint

but yeah how will this affect his legacy?

I love t0nz, I'm about to get big money if SENZ wins so better not dissapoint me t0nzy boy

g0ng vs s0ntinelz

is your goat leaf? like he's crazy good but he genuinely looks homeless (better after the haircut tho)

https://www.vlr.gg/232732/cloud9-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2023-americas-last-chance-qualifier-ubsf
https://www.vlr.gg/183787/leviat-n-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w3
https://www.vlr.gg/183781/nrg-esports-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w2

*tenz on jett gets cleared
don't talk shit about my omen king

exactly, like he could've handled it better but it's understandable if anyone would've fumbled esp if it's their first time getting flak from jealousy

like what's up with everyone frothing at the mouth the second that someone get's an accusation, especially on SA?

whether it be sinatraa, flashback, or even now with Mazino or whoever is in lev

Sinatraa's case was obviously a jealous girlfriend allegation which he dealt with poorly, causing uneducated people now to actually STILL believe the fake allegations with the only argument of "BUT MUH AUDIO CLIP" mf have you heard the audio clip? no biased person would ever think that was anything non consensual. also backed by the fact that she didn't even show up to court.

now not too long ago Flashback, getting fake allegations again but DRX being smarter than S0ntinelz and actually condemning false accusations and telling their player to actually go through with the investigation unlike dumbass sinatraa. and actually sued the idiot trying to defame them

finally now we're at the mazino, with everyone jumping ship and giving all their expert opinions on SA and overwatch porn. I don't want to defend a potential criminal but neither do I want to shit on an potentially innocent man.

who am I kidding, how could I expect people who still think that TenZ would be better on duelist, to understand "innocent until proven guilty"?

switch y0y with homeless man leaf and we're good. nothing gets past that dude

of course he's not completely fallen off, but definitely underperforming when compared to his 2023 self. the blame isn't on jinggg either bc it's mostly teamwork issues that haven't been resolved

I will be getting big money if SENZ wins against G0nG so better not dissapoint me T0nZy boy

it's gotten so bad that y0ytards' only coping mechanism is ranked performance

man I've always loved jingg, especially how he played back in 2023 champs when he was always on fire. he's been getting worse ever since he came back and not doing so well with his team/

though personally I don't think he'll be another y0y bc he actually has somewhat of an agent pool and isn't a onetrick chamber merchant back when he was broken but still...

it it over?

SEN WILL WIN 2-0 GENG, THEY ALWAYS LOSE ON THE REMATCH BOTH TO TH AND SEN

NT FPX, the script must go on for sen to win their miracle run

TRACE 3-2 FUT AMAZING BANGER. BEST CHAMPIONS OF VALORANT HISTORY FOREVER

BYE PRX

will aspas pass the Kai test?

I thought that j0ngg was gonna be another y0y, but then I remembered he's not a onetrick chamber back when he was broken

will SENZ pass the AAAAY test

LOL

ultrabanger match 2-1 either way

LOL

Saar we aryan saar, plees accept us into agartha saar I swear we won't scam you saar

No truer words have ever been spoken

PRX 2-3 FPX (NAVI)
KOI 2-0 NAVI

LOL

gave up on them since champs 2023 lmao, even RRQ has better prospects

they're no longer your goats who were once good. a shell of their former self

ultrawashed and time to retire

2-1 PRX or FUT goes either way

would be true but NRG flair LOL, tell fenis how to aim first

Throughout the whole GenG vs SEN match, I didn't hear any expected earrape noise pollution from sen fans every time TenZ gets an eco frag, so did they just collectively chose not to show up? have they really given up faith after seeing their deadlock comp?

LOL