Ryan9500
Country: United States
Registered: August 31, 2021
Last post: February 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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I had a dream last night and in it I was scrolling through vlr

Anyone know any good psychiatrists? may need to speak to one soon

posted about a year ago

title go
examples

C9 cned
DRX something
FNATIC Tarik
TGRD yay
GE boaster
DFM keznit
FUT stax
100T laz

posted about a year ago

probably one of the better rosters ive actually seen cooked up

no world where it happens but this would certainly be a team

posted about a year ago

GTA V >>>

posted about a year ago

he has a well rounded kit, he has a bigger breach aftershock, a flash, a raze roomba/skye dog hybrid, and a mobile detain

posted about a year ago

not just you twitter api is broken

posted about a year ago

nerve blahst icy runi blackheart all trialing

posted about a year ago

qwertyy what happened to you...

posted about a year ago

yall about to feel really old

chamber nerfed: 91 days ago
franchise teams announced: 163 days ago
loud winning champs: 166 days ago
FPX win copenhagen: 222 days ago
OpTic winning iceland: 313 days ago
hiko retires: 325 days ago
gambit become m3c: 352 days ago
astra nerfed: 366 days ago (1 year ago yesterday)
100T get 13-0'd by guard: 376 days
acend win champions: 446 days ago
chamber added: 472 days ago
gambit win berlin: 530 days ago
sen win iceland flawlessly: 642 days ago
vision striker's first loss: 687 days ago
sen add tenz (on loan): 721 days
100t win first strike: 817 days ago
Valorant beta goes public: 1061 days

posted about a year ago

team game

posted about a year ago

I owe you an apology

posted about a year ago

bark

posted about a year ago

c9 hazed got a ring to it

posted about a year ago

W VLR user

posted about a year ago

sleep its a monday night

posted about a year ago

i imaigne we'll see it before/around semis

posted about a year ago

some ppl think hes salty since purest beat him to it but I thought they were friends so idk

VLR knows nothing, myself included

posted about a year ago

fell to my knees in a walmart

posted about a year ago

i was not kidding about the c9 part.

posted about a year ago

@qwertyy we have a situation

posted about a year ago

Guard owned by kroneke sports and entertainment
Kroneke decided to pull the plug and fired everyone
Teams being retained for now

posted about a year ago

tough loss sorry to the fans we'll come back stronger

posted about a year ago

i got some bad news for you...

posted about a year ago

in all my days never met a bad geng fan

posted about a year ago

fake sentinels fan spotted

posted about a year ago

do you party a fuck ton

posted about a year ago

being a c9 fan is a lifestyle

posted about a year ago

I have lost everything qwertyy all I have left is c9 valo

posted about a year ago

this is all a joke don't take this thread seriously

posted about a year ago

Americas

100T- you are a massive weeb and never let a good opportunity pass you by
C9- you have suffered and will continue to suffer
NRG- you're an optic refugee, probably hate brazil, and you sleep only 4 hours a night
EG- you're just happy to be here
SEN- you played fortnite past 2019 and/or bought tenz' mouse
Furia- you bench 225
KRU- you want to kill your team's management and cry at least once a week
Leviatan- you party a fuck ton
LOUD- your life is perfect. everything is going for you. you probably don't like NRG or FNS
MIBR- you are a heat stan

EMEA

BBL- you are a big booty latina
FNATIC-- you have inhuman persistence and consistency
FUT- you don't exist
GIA- you like to be different from everyone else but you're actually pretty cool
TH- you peaked in high school/secondary school
NAVI- a lot of people don't like you only because they envy your success
KC- you have been a ScreaM fan since his CSGO days, also youre loyal as fuck
Vitality- you have been through hell and it has made you a stronger person
Liquid- you have had your expectations fall short so many times you have stopped setting expectations, and you still get disappointed (this isnt about their valo team)
KOI- you are a background character

PACIFIC

DRX- you were the gifted kid in elementary/primary school that is now burnt out
Talon- your phone is always blowing up with girls
DFM- you are also happy to be here
GenG- humble, caring, and overall a good person
GE- there are too many types of GE fans to describe with one statement so i'll just say you're all loyal
RRQ- you protect your peace. a lot
TS- you really relish the good times since you know how bad the bad times were
T1- you get apologized to a lot, so much so to the point where it no longer feels genuine
PRX- you walk fast
Zeta- you take everything in life with stride, and rarely show it when something bothers you

posted about a year ago

no i dont think

jessievash said in interview warbirds has put a lot of discipline into the team and has stopped players from "overheating" but mechanically and teamwork wise secret looked phenomenal

its on the coach to come up with the ideas but its on the players to execute

posted about a year ago

D:

posted about a year ago

this is true for any fanbase for anything I think the annoying portion is just more prominent with sen fans

posted about a year ago

spanish valorant fans go hard

posted about a year ago

tell me with a straight face that you think the sentinels fanbase is humble, collected, and pleasant to be around

posted about a year ago

i feel like most APAC teams could make this list

posted about a year ago

if i speak i am in big trouble

posted about a year ago

in no particular order

EG (all 11 of them)
NRG
KRU
GIANTS
BBL
DRX
ZETA
TLN

posted about a year ago

very well written article, telling the stories of 3 rosters in 1

posted about a year ago

https://www.vlr.gg/170959/sengoku-gaming-vs-fennel-challengers-league-japan-split-1-lr2

136 kills in a Bo5 is the most ive ever seen. Get this man on a franchised team

posted about a year ago

still is

posted about a year ago

they are waiting for tarik to wake up

posted about a year ago

every time thescore esports makes a video on a player they tend to fall off for a period of time, but there were a few exceptions

benkai- first rounded in lock//in
loud- sacy and pancada both left
XSET- bombed out of copenhagen
FNS- would fall short at M2 and champs (debateable since optic still played really well)
zombs- retired
subroza- benched on TSM, faded into obscurity
wardell- same as subroza but earlier
trent- guard would fall off for stage 2 and fall short in LCQ
sick- missed most of 2022 season
hiko- retired
sayaplayer- same as trent
asuna- played through the 100t roster disaster for stage 1 2022 (he got redemption tho)
vanity- played on a c9 team that was simply not good for the rest of 2022 after stage 1
cned- disappeared from international competiton for 2022
gambit- disbanded
tenz- don't think I need to explain this one
sinatraa- DEFINETLY dont need to explain this one

few exceptions
skrossi
yay
f0rsaken (after his video was made PRX went on their run in copenhagen)
mary
tarik

again correlation does not equation to causation this is just for fun. More importantly, they just made a video on sacy...

posted about a year ago

oh wow...

posted about a year ago

username checks out

posted about a year ago

he had some allegations very bad actions in his past (that hes since addressed and remedied) but ig TTR were looking to get signed by an org and they didn't like that ab okeanos

also possible they just found a better FA

posted about a year ago
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