Qwertyy
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Registered: August 9, 2022
Last post: August 3, 2023 at 8:49 AM
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posted about 2 years ago

correct ✅

posted about 2 years ago

the glazing is crazy

posted about 2 years ago

true, celebrate while u can eu

posted about 2 years ago

DREAM RUNNERS (mystery/phycological/thriller)

A man finds himself immersed in extraordinarily vivid dreams, as if they stretch on for hours. Amidst the reverie, he becomes an unwitting witness to a botched robbery in the heart of Los Angeles, resulting in a tragic murder. From his vantage point across the road, he flees the scene, but only manages to cover a few blocks before stumbling upon a group of police officers. Eager to share the harrowing incident, he recounts the events in detail, his urgency compelling them to act swiftly. However, rather than questioning him, the authorities promptly initiate their investigation.

After a string of subsequent peculiar occurrences, though lacking violence, the man awakens, bewildered by the length and realism of his dream. Remaining motionless in bed, he contemplates the surreal experience for a few fleeting moments. His confusion intensifies when the first news report of the day reveals an eerily similar robbery and murder, taking place on a street that mirrors the one he traversed within his dream. Perceiving it as an astonishing coincidence, he dismisses the uncanny connection and proceeds with his daily routine.

An uneventful day at the office follows, and upon returning home, the man attends to his evening rituals. As he settles onto the couch, he belatedly realizes he forgot to switch off the television. The news captivates his attention, disclosing additional details about the unfolding case. Surveillance footage, captured by CCTV cameras, is released to elicit public assistance in identifying the suspect. A surge of astonishment courses through him as the camera lens zooms in on the faces of both the assailant and the victim, for they are identical to the ones he encountered within his dream. Transfixed, his initial shock transmutes into a mingling of fear and bewilderment when a man on the opposite side of the road comes into focus. The camera implores the public to identify this mysterious bystander, and the man on the couch utters a mind-bending exclamation, "It's me!"

A cascade of questions engulfs his mind. How could he be certain he was dreaming, when reality seems to converge with his nocturnal visions? As a resident of San Francisco, residing six hours away from Los Angeles, how did he become intricately entangled in this unfolding drama? Is the figure captured by the camera genuinely him, or does a doppelganger haunt the streets of LA, granting him a voyeuristic window into their world through his dreams? The answers lie shrouded in mystery, and the man embarks on a journey to unravel the enigma, setting the stage for the captivating tale called DREAM RUNNERS.

posted about 2 years ago

yay is live? LETS GOO

posted about 2 years ago

BUMP SIGN UP PLS

posted about 2 years ago

Qwertyy

(HM Xeppaa)

posted about 2 years ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about 2 years ago

PRX>FNC
EG>TL

EU DOGSGIT

so its

NRG>DRX
LOUD>EDG

so lr2 is

TL<NRG
FNC<LOUD

yes it will happen

posted about 2 years ago

im telling u they got so lucky...... for smoe reason ardiis bullets go around them smh

posted about 2 years ago

FNC got really lucky with timings and spray accuracy...... unlucky for NRG

posted about 2 years ago

DRX fell off

posted about 2 years ago

yay can

posted about 2 years ago

C9 has never faced FNC?

posted about 2 years ago

heres a better one:

leaf
Xeppaa
Zellsis
jakee
runi (IGL)

posted about 2 years ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about 2 years ago

why so pressed?

posted about 2 years ago

ok cool

posted about 2 years ago

finally bdog is free

posted about 2 years ago

o7

posted about 2 years ago

https://twitter.com/xQc/status/1669825271174688769

surely he can afford TTR now?

posted about 2 years ago

if Demon1 is russian than FNS is indian

posted about 2 years ago

no hes american, stop coping EMEA

posted about 2 years ago

here we go again

posted about 2 years ago

ill study while watching tarik tn

posted about 2 years ago

but potter fan sleeping

posted about 2 years ago

exam on monday but havent studied bc i was playing swiftplay ^_^ how to study fast

posted about 2 years ago

GOOD LUCK

posted about 2 years ago

W

posted about 2 years ago

#ZOMBSNATION

posted about 2 years ago

george guesses

posted about 2 years ago

sick af, 3 hours sleep, we ball

posted about 2 years ago

yo me too i lowkey lost

posted about 2 years ago

pooter the goat

posted about 2 years ago

Was on a call with saadhak rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, potter and a Riot admin went over to aspas' PC and changed a few settings, aspas checked his PC and found nothing. After the game aspas was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Aspas quickly called saadhak and saadhak yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Aspas hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to Saadhak, "Leaf clears." and left. I'm completely heartbroken.

posted about 2 years ago

stopped reading at RealDeal

posted about 2 years ago

go americas :chicken:

posted about 2 years ago

Split 1
Masters
Split 2
Masters
LCQ
Champions

this will be format in future years, it was only chaged for LOCK//IN to be the opening of franchising

posted about 2 years ago

so toxic lmao

posted about 2 years ago

blud likes andrew tate 🫵🤡

posted about 2 years ago

no it was horrible

posted about 2 years ago

whos gonna tell him

posted about 2 years ago

FNC in a masters.... bro thinks theyre gonna win anything

posted about 2 years ago

WHO CARS

posted about 2 years ago

NRG 26-0 FNC

posted about 2 years ago

streamsnipe

posted about 2 years ago

mental health is a myth

not a funny joke

posted about 2 years ago

o7

posted about 2 years ago

it might be i didnt see the tweet before it was deleted

posted about 2 years ago
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