qck W

they signed ex-gambit, now have electronic and perfecto from navi, and as soon as they join the team they become shit (didnt qualify to major and cant win anything, but sh1ro is still my goat)

leaf clears

i think we should just disband 😔

f0rsakeN

ive never had funny kd ^_^

i hate loud

leaf
jakee
runi
Zellsis
Xeppaa

mCe
qpert

yayster 😻

dont judge her

it was LOCK//IN

you still have to be able to get into franchising to play

hes wrong with derke

pretty sure its bc he didnt play at reykjavik 2022

https://www.vlr.gg/242987/of-times-players-reached-interregional-lans

already done no?

yes preordering is weird ^_^

now translate 🙏

#15….

definitely you

NOOO

who even are u

me ^_^

if you knew about his preordering…..

bro got permbanned twice

jAiled

thanks my french/korean king 🙏

true, just bc i went 0/16 one game doesnt mean im shit 🙄

that’s illegal

Demon1 better watch out 💀

yeah bro i def do porn

aint readin allat + shitmea

sorry COC is winning rn but next season !!!

yayster 😔

i do adult stuff ^_^

not even close

old keith 😔

if only C9 were there… and they only arent bc of loud, smh

rent free 🥱

i want to eat her

??

ty bro 🙏🙏

thanks bro 🙏

NRG 1 tournament team 💀 bro was not here in 2021 or 2022

bro said fut

C9 clears

bro saw the future

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

shitmea 😹😹😹

^_^

babe wake up new alt account just dropped

-fartpiss
+yayster