I-I-iii cant control my-myself.
I need too writte a-a N-NA laugh tread i-if Sen losses.
To revenge all the "Laugh treads" made by Americans.

Sorry to be negativity, but let me give you advice.

Just bc she said that she likes you, doesnt mean she is you gf, you guys are not even related yet.
You have somethings to work, meet her, talk to her, date her, know her.
Dont be emotional, dont call her gf or say you love her, you are a interest for now.

Ahhhh, maybe was memorable for you but, isnt the most memorable for others folks...

Like, these new events: Copa, Olympics.
Are getting more famous bc certain groups that didnt gave attention, are getting familiar now.
Like the Otaku/Gamer community, most of they never watched before, in 2014, EVEN BRAZILIANS otakus, wasnt watching the copa.

Soo with atletas being more familiar, even doing references to these communitys, the internet is enjoying these events.

(Just my opniom ofc, you can disagree)
(Edit: Oh, and o talk that bc my sisters and friends are just watching now, bc the internet is accepting these events.)

Nahh, i would say he is attractive, but not the most i tink.
Tenz could easyly take a Kpop or Gekke girl.

But, to be the most attractive, it had to attract both sides.
Being attractive for both gays and girls, are the champion.

Kakak boa manito.
Its true, Americans in this website is incapable of learning other things.
We learn english as a hobby, most of us Latim learn naturally (Without a english class).

Why you are being rude? Ik dont worry, you a virgin.
Find some bitch to put you meat in, these Japanese aninations doesnt count as real womans.

The guys has a point, 80% of events is chill for us, let they have their event.

6 - 1

6 won by Loud, 1 won by the ENTIRE Emea region.

You know that, you are self downvoting, stop it, get some help.

Clowning Loud even after they destroy Emea and NA for 2 years is crazy 🥶.

Ohh, i get it 😉.
Yes 😉.
You are not baiting 😉 for downvotes😉.
Just 😉 a 😉 point 😉 based😉 in facts😉.

4/8

Cmon, ik that you can do betteer.

For pokemon
Demon1 would be Infernape.

For Palworld.

Less would be Depresso.

Yeah idk about that, this seens a weak team, i am pretty sure they would choke against a strong br team like Vivo keyd (VK).
Or Made in Brazil (MiBR).

I get that but. A lot of teams continues to make the same past mistakes, like PRX.
And some playstyles are too hard to copy/supass.
For example, until 2024, no other team had the ability to copy the Loud 2022 defensive playstyle.
G2 is able now, but in a different way.

Being from 2024 doesnt mean you wouldnt do the 2022 mistakes or overcome the 2022 teams, just means that you have a way to learn about it.

Stil, if you put 2022 Loud, the retakes plus team work plus aim would still get at least a top 3 VCT Americas.

Pushed too far lmao.

Was like saying:

• "We are not mean, the Cannadians are more mean than us 😤".

Trying to sneak in EG? 🤔
We both know that EG hadnt the best players of each role, not even the best comps, they used the meta and thats all.

Good? Yeah, perfect team? No.

Ik that Loud is out, but Less shouldnt be there?
Like, this was the worst year to Less, still he wins a trade against kInng and Leaf

Tbh, he is out bc Loud was lost in comp, maps, and main format.
Still, he was positive in a lot of Loud games.

Aspas was not selfish trought, he had just a simple fps thinking. "I rush i kill, if i die, i missed, so next time i will not miss".

But, from my understanding, i can say Tenz or Less.
Less bc in the start of loud, he had too much fear of being a failure, so he played allways back, than he worked his confidence and sayed. "Man fuck it, i can kill everyone".

Learn wirh others.

"A wise man learns from his mistakes, but a wiser man learn from others mistakes".

If someone teach Primmie discipline and mental, he is going to be insane, IF NOT, the best in his role.

Aspas
Less
Mako
FNS
Leo

Coach: Frost

Idk lol, help me to improve this list guys, i need someone to hype the team, someone like Zellsis or C0M.

Ik right? As Saadhack allways say.

"My baby growed up 😭😭"

Yeah, just bc they are friends, and bc of riot shitting on t2.
Rarely you gonna see a T2 team becoming a T1, MOST RARELY A T3 💀.

This kills Valorant in some parts.

Its a good thing, idk about Emea cenario, but Brazil cenario T2 = Trash, its rare to see a T2 kid get visibility bc of (Idk what term to use, ik that this is not the right one, but i tink you get the idea) """"""nepotism""""".

I want to translate a clip from Saadhack, talking about rookie Aspas.
https://youtu.be/gFzm45chOok?si=lkEWBgSaR3gZTPtg

• Saadhack: Man i just remenber Aspas (laughs). The son of bitch of Aspas, when we was starting training, that we (Talking about him and Sacy) pointed his mistakes, like. "Open the map, dont open alone, whatever", know what was his response? His response was, "But bruh, i missed the shoots there to kill him". This was the response to everthing.
  "No Aspas but, like, if you open with a teamate, even if you miss or hit, the chances of winning the trade is higher".
  "(Aspas) Nah but i missed, next time i gonna not miss, you gonna see Mathias, i gonna hit the face".
  Huh, and the worst, he thinks (correct himself) thinked that, because this motherfucker is very good, and he knows that if he opens, he gonna wins the trade, but sometimes he doesnt win, and he says "bruhhh i missed".

I wanted to translate that, Primmie is like rookie Aspas, both was too naive with a too simple thinking.
The kid has potential, but bc of some bs that Kyedae sayed, the kid is getting too many pression.
He needs time and someone like Sacy and Saadhack was for Aspas.

Lets stop the Primmie hate and comparission, Aspas from the start had the support of all Brazilian community and freedom, lets give the kid respect and freedom to be worst or best, he doesnt need to be best than anyone, let him.

Dan, i need to put this in neutral with a minus.

Negativity Monday

Some day you will die and everthing you cared for will be gone, people are going to forget you, most of they gonna do this in less than a day.
The only person that is going to remenber you for more than a than a year is you mom, but she is going to stop suffering for you one day.

Live with you mistakes and accept the fact that you are not going to be important, accept death and overcome you fears, make you on way in life and be the best of you, live not for achieves, live to experience the little things in life that bring happines.

Eg storyline
Fnatic dominance
Nrg x Loud (Than nrg x bilibili)
Prx x EDG
11 x 3 incident (We do not talk about this)
Kang kang great run
DRX losing the crown

Yeah 2022. 2023 was insane (Ofc i say with Bias)

Agree in some parts, we still had some cool rivaly on this season, but are less hyped than these sayed from you.
Why? Bc Fnatic, Optic and Loud was super teams, so the crash allways was powerfull but the other games was boring.

But in this season, we do not have super teams, just a lot of strong teams, this is good.
The gap bettwen a Loud to any other team in Champions was huge, now isnt that far, this means that teams are getting stronger, and are catching up the "Ex super teams" level.

Not at all, some jobs yes.
But most not, like, if you are a admin of a company, you can pay translator (I am talking about my experiences soo)

IHHHHHHHHH, so you was going to want 2 massive dicks on mounth???? AND NEEDS TO BE MASSIVE TO TOU CHOKE? SO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH LITTLE ONES????
Gay.

(Correct answer: Would not make sense in english, but makes sense in portuguese, basicly you needed to say that you was going to choke with all)

Dont be sad, less than 1% of Brazilians can overcome this question.

So you have experience huhhhh???
Would no choke with NONE??? You are wasting you potential.

Yeah how many would you put in you mounth until you choke.

If you can overcome the question, you smart, if you cant, you gay.

Caralho, boca larga em tuga kakakakaka

If had 1000 dicks in a wall, how many would be necessary to you choke while suck.

Its a Brazilian question we do to us male friends, its a iq test.

Dont run from the question, with how many you would choke?

If had 1000 dicks in a wall, with how many you would choke?

You mom credit card numbers.

I am doing a study to my university about the most commoms numbers combinations in banks, i cant tell u much but the bank depending of the combination, the bank is a fraud.

Makes sense, you right, still, riot need to do something about these instapicks.
99% of beefs i had seen on Val, was bc of these insta picks.

I will not discuss with a kid, its not cool to a grown man discuss with a 13y.

But yeah yeah, i belive you, you are Japanese 21.
Yeah yeah, end of discussion, fine?.
I will not told yo mama ok?.

Stop lying you are a American, worst, a weeb. Used the argument of literature to justify my broken english when my books is in Portuguese.

You are everthing i sayed in my post #21.
Go back to the school kid.

The author had all the time in the world to written Shibuya, not the same with the final battle, that, with all my respect, its the top 3 worst arcs in JJK.

I can tell that you are a fake flag bc of this lack of understanding.

English books in Brazil? Really?
There is no way a Japanese is that dumb.

Flex this on a website where 99%never readedabook, 80% is semi-elliterate, 75% have no social life and 60% is kid.

Its not a good flex bro.

All agent role, two roles, if you want to change, change the two roles.

Ofc in certain maps some agents are necessary, like Raze on lotus, but there is the problem, everyone wants the Raze on lotus (Or jett insta pick).

Choose the two roles you want, and play with that, let some braindead pick the Raze and play with the Viper.

Pick 2 roles.

1 being the mainly, other being the second.

Like, 2 main duelist is okay.

3 main duelist no

2 main duelist and 2 second role dueslit is no.

2 main duelist and 1 second duelist is okay.

The problem is that certain role in overwatche do 3 roles at same time.

The problem is the game itself, not the system.

Why you so agressive? And he has a point, here in Brazil 99% of the community play duelist, so if you pick their Jett or Raze or Reyna = Insta dodge or troll.

A roll queue would take a longer time, but would make peoples stop dodging and trolling, less beff too.

Also, a 2 maps bans would be great, 11 maps is too much.

Hot take:

JJk was better when people was not overhyping the manga (Shibuya arc manga).

After the manga become the "BEST SERIES OF ALL TIME NO CAP" according to some Otakus, the manga becomed rushed, the author was in a big pression maded by the delusionals fans.

Notice, if a player Besides Emea/NA is arrogant = Coky player that no one likes.

Demon1? "Yes dad, spit on my face 🤤"

Kangkang? "He should be banned from all VCT for this attitude 🤢".

🫥

Study to have a higher social status, people will listen and respect you more.

And if you want you girl parents aproval, a degree helps a lot.

But the best part is that you can be elitist with someone more poor than you, flex you money and say that they gonna die in estarvetion.
What they gonna do? Call you asshole? Being right doesnt gonna remove the trauma that you caused.

Freddyfazbear.

Yes, the next agent is furry.

Lets stop riot, explode the nearist airport with all civilians in