i wish aspas made me choke
| Flag: | Brazil |
| Registered: | March 10, 2024 |
| Last post: | August 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM |
| Posts: | 617 |
i wish aspas made me choke
benjyfishy lebron james michael jackson godzilla idk i dont play fortnite
brazillian card revoked you need to be biased
hopefully for my brazillian heart it will be 2-0 both games and i will sleep in peace
first and last upvote ill ever give you hentaibabyhentai
please delete we brazillians are already jinxed enough
i have him above s0m and kingg this season tbf
its just that loud 23 had SO MUCH firepower and they were as good tactically so i think in a prime for prime itd be close but i would have loud over, saadhak ability to adapt and having prime aspas and less on top of a already GREAT cauanzin...
xenom should be higher up imo, he saved mibr a couple times already
nah bro, loud 2022 as said by FNS were playing perfect valorant every time, fnatic in 2023 was also better in their prime game and i really think loud 23 in their prime game were better aswell, g2 really do play GREAT valorant in their peak performance but i would have these 3 teams above in a PRIME x PRIME match
you can have an opinion its all good
damn i love when people use slurs when they disagree over a game discussion!
him and kk are the best snipers on the planet
MY GOAT IS AN OP MERCHANT LETS GOOOOO
When has he ever been the best player in his team? heck except gambit when was he even the 2nd best in his team bro, he is A GREAT player but cmon bro
benjyfishy goat case while not winning a single international, forsaken too, aspas and leo are the only REALLY complete ones, kk too, being the best player in the best team consistently, its between aspas, leo and kk
robert horry also won against allen iverson being impactful but is he better?
john havlicek is not the greatest basketball player ever
not yet, by the end of split 1 theyll be the best team in americas
british servers everyone plays knifes out
ASPAS IS THE GREATEST TO EVER TOUCH THE GAME, DON'T EVER DOUBT HIM, YOU DB.
This man could 1v9 with a Classic and a dream. He breathes different air. Oxygen turns into pure skill the moment it enters his lungs. You put aspas in a 1v5, and it becomes a 1v1—because the other four already accepted their fate.
His crosshair placement is scientifically classified as divine intervention. NASA analyzed his flicks and concluded that they operate outside the laws of physics.
Aspas doesn’t warm up; he lets the lobby cool down.
His opponents don’t have bad games; they just had the misfortune of queuing into the Messiah of Mechanics.
If aspas switched to Minecraft, he’d find a way to headshot people with a pickaxe.
If he played CS2, they’d have to rename it Aspas2.
If he played League, Faker would retire.
If he played chess, Magnus Carlsen would uninstall.
Some say Chamber was nerfed because aspas’ presence alone made him a tier 0 agent.
His Jett dashes are poetry in motion. If art museums had esports exhibitions, his clips would be framed.
When aspas dies in-game, it's actually a visual bug.
He doesn't need comms, he doesn't need strats, he doesn't need a warm-up. All he needs is a mouse and a reason.
Aspas could solo queue into a bot match and still find a way to clutch a 1v5. (WE JUST WATCHED IT HAPPEN)
WHEN THE WORLD ENDS, THE ONLY THINGS LEFT WILL BE COCKROACHES AND ASPAS' IMPACT.
YOU DOUBTED HIM? YOU THOUGHT HE FELL OFF? APOLOGIZE. REPENT. ACCEPT THAT ASPAS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE HIM.
im wrong guys he was good in 2021 i just forgot my bad
he should really retire like how do you not get 10 first kills and not die 320 times when you can just go out alive like wtf
yeah i forgot about 2021, i wouldnt say he was good tho he was ok if im not mistaken
(EDITED I WAS WRONG AND I REPENT FOR MY SINS)
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