PRXRoach
Flag: Singapore
Registered: June 24, 2023
Last post: June 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Posts: 922
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Classic vlr 😭😭

posted about a year ago

I thought you deleted your account loser πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted about a year ago

Exactly thats why he is goated

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

ANGE1 WHAT DOING??!!! 😭😭😭

posted about a year ago

Its not even a debate 100T is winning this event

posted about a year ago

They dont need to disband just drop boaster

posted about a year ago

k0ngk0ng is eternal

posted about a year ago

β€œWe will shit on every team in masters” then gets shit on πŸ˜‚and cry about it

posted about a year ago

Its an issue all bc he is crying 🀣🀣🀣

posted about a year ago

s0m πŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌ

posted about a year ago

Yall be the same people shittalking on other players πŸ˜‚ fraudnatic fans

posted about a year ago

So that they dont get dominated by CS in term of viewership

posted about a year ago

only 6?? naww at least 8 spots

posted about a year ago

FAXXXX

posted about a year ago

womp womp
maybe if he wasnt a cringelord people out of his glazers would care

posted about a year ago

Hey EDG fans,

Tough first map, but this is what comebacks are made of! We've seen EDG pull through in clutch moments before, and there's no better time for a turnaround than now. It's a BO3 for a reason, and every map is a new battle.

Keep the faith, because EDG has the skill, the strategy, and the determination to turn the tide. Let's get behind our team with even more energy for the next map. We're not out of this yet – far from it.

#EDGWIN is still on! Let's show our unbreakable spirit and cheer EDG on to a legendary comeback! πŸ†πŸ”₯

Come on, EDG, let's take it to the third map and claim the victory that's waiting for us!

#EDGWIN all the way!

posted about a year ago

"we are coming for all 3 trohpies this year"

posted about a year ago

PRX

posted about a year ago

ofc the flair πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted about a year ago

our turn to go home :pepelaser;

posted about a year ago

flair

posted about a year ago

LMFAO fr word.exe only anti alecks slap strat

posted about a year ago

Cryo
Cryo
Cryo
Cryo
Cryo

posted about a year ago

EDG wins this 2-0

posted about a year ago

i doubt they can lol they dont seem to speak english too fluently

posted about a year ago

one of those days

posted about a year ago

show us the script i need to bet

posted about a year ago

where are the people who were going to give me $10 if g2 upset prx today i just remembered πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted about a year ago

lets be honest tho no one thought g2 would have a game this good and prx played like they had no idea wtf they were doing it was terrible lmao

posted about a year ago

hahaha it didnt go well for prx after that πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted about a year ago

i will not say anything since its almost ur month ur safe for now kirya :anime;

posted about a year ago

g2 decided to play the game of their lifetime LMAO ggs to them

posted about a year ago

EDG wins this 2-0

posted about a year ago

icy said "nah I'd win" 😭😭😭😭

posted about a year ago

yessir! all the stars are aligned for us to bomb out early πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™canon event cant interfere

posted about a year ago

yes at least our home close to shanghai

posted about a year ago

100T vs PRX grandfinal instead of upper final now

posted about a year ago

fnc easily clears

posted about a year ago

100T win this event

posted about a year ago

bro knows it all

posted about a year ago

bro has the script 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

posted about a year ago

i want to believe but idk not sure

posted about a year ago

at least home is close to china lmao

posted about a year ago

g2 are just as bad they decided to have the game of their lifetime today

posted about a year ago

g2 cracked asf rn

posted about a year ago

classic vlr lol

posted about a year ago
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