GoatLIN will drop easy 101 bomb

hm....

rip last draw x-x they basically just gotta do a rando and it's prolly gonna be the hardest team

i mean ur right
he is the least pathetic fnc flair lol

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prolly sen and maybe fnc

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you look retarded

Ohh wait this is a valid take

Who would u put?
Life? BerLIN?

1 million dollars so you can buy a bunch of tables for 20 dollars, sell them for 40 dollars, make a table selling business and then utilize vertically integration so you can produce your own tables for 5 dollars, then become the biggest table selling company in the world and then sell that company and buy out EG. Afterwards, have a dinner with potter and discuss the future of the new EG roster that will incorporate star players like “Poolchan”, “Dasnerth”, and “BerLIN” before forming a new EG roster that will make the Astralis dynasty look puny in comparison.
After 7 years of nonstop winning, sell the organization and leave to continue your own journey with the newly added wisdom from EG Potter to create a table production and selling monopoly over the world.
After that, make a book called “how to make a million dollars” containing information about your table dynasty and put it on a table - prompting a random tiktoker to ask someone if they would rather get a million dollars or a book that teaches you how to make a million dollars.
They will then choose the latter and begin their own table empire which rivals even the dynasty you have constructed. As this table empire begins to reach your level, you realize that both of you will have to face off against each other in a Valorant 1 on 1.
The loser will have to be crushed to death by tables.
You recognize this threat and begin a 5 year training session in the Ural Mountains in Russia with the Ex-Gambit core remembering all the information potter had taught you in your lucky 7 years. It is a brutal training with Redgar teaching you how to tp into site and expose yourself to 5 angles but you persevere.
Finally the day comes. There is a hard fought brutal battle before suddenly you lose 6 rounds in a row.
It’s a nerve wracking 12-11 score line when suddenly you remember EG Potter’s advice about remembering to always treat yourself like the one in an advantage.
You quickly swing out with a guardian before one tapping your rival and you send them to be brutally and violently crushed by tables. But before your rival is sent to doom, you realize it’s a familiar face. It was none other than your ex mentor, EG Potter.
With a dejected face, you remember what must be done.
“Stand proud; You are strong” , are the final words muttered out of your dispirited soul before you push her into the table domain.
Finally, after decades of trifle and struggle, you have truly become, the table overlord, but at what cost?
Maybe a simple dinner with Potter would’ve been better after all…

Tyloo Dasnerth here we go

Ok that’s literally icebox tho I was sleeping too until a plane crashed in my apartment

Lambo because I'd sell it to then buy tables and then sell those tables to create a table business which I grow and then buy more firms for the table business and start vertical integration to where now I can just produce my own tables and sell them at the same time and then I'll expand the table business to be the most expensive table company in the entire world and then I sell the business to buy out RIOT and Tencent and then I force the workers to create a 1 to 1 viper figure for me.

cum

all of prx

my favorite pro is hungry box sooo

this some masters tokyo flashbacks with this chinese doubting

nvm

no boostio and potter to help cum

my goat shyy obliterates me in dm 2 hours before match

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/BerLIN%23HE%2012/overview?playlist=deathmatch

(check sage sunset dm)

ee

berLIN and friends will win for us
no but fr lysoar is good dud

Trace
(Used to be Totoro gaming)

they have elements of what made EG last year but I think it's unfair to name either with "EG" aura.

hmm....

how about - none of them?

there will never be another EG again, only a G2 and a 100T that can possibly do more
but there's no such thing as another "EG" aura.

nah i respect

if someone can talk shit and back it up i dont mind

bro has done this like 5 times already in playoffs

ik bro baiting cuz he wearing an apac flair

yes kick eg out and free potter and jaw

Glaze a region but only moderately
Best region to do so is NA I think

DSG was not toast’s fault 😭

is he the chosen one?
after all these years?

'perfect player' BerLIN

Apply test optional if it’s that ass

BerLIN

Bro is not W.D Gaster

Hope everyone is doing good with their exams and projects they have to do right now.

Good luck! :)

bdog

BerLIN

There’s a legitimate modding community that’s filled with pedos and incels and it makes sense.

You’re modding a dating sim game in your basement for free 💀

Nah DDLC community is fucking horrible

WestJett = Babysasuke

BerLIN

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Yuh China is still behind but I would personally find it funny if they fluked into GF or somethin

This is what happens without GOAT poolchan

BerLIN
Lightningslow
Dasnerth
Rise Shanks
Ange1 as main entry duelist

Coach : Elmapuddy

Nah I find the post relatively funny but like ppl can have opinions and express them lol 💀

I really want some stupid shit to happen like FPX (for BerLIN) take home a victory over APAC just to keep the meme ongoing.

I think at this point most people realize APAC is actually solid I just think it'd be funny if they can't get a trophy for another year and CN gets it first (like a 1% chance but whatever we can dream)