he jinxed them NGL
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he jinxed them NGL
the viper over killjoy makes it heavy attack sided and very weak defense
people doubted him because his statline was sub-par but truthfully, he value added alot to the team. Ever since he and seangares left, the team has looked fucking disjointed.
Will > Cryo
copium tanks are empty
get ready to play in challengers @100T
yeah my hopium is gone, this team is not making it far
100T got scammed into buying a chamber one trick, sadge.
guys this team is doomed 📉
whole team gonna be dropped by the end of the year
bro they look fucking lost... what is this
f0rsaken is okay, he has some impact here and there. mindfreak though, this guy cant even get his 1 kill most of the time, his lurks are shit, no aim AND no brain, sad.
Asuna cause his style of aiming is nutty to watch
Stellar because he's the most beautiful specimen to touch valorant
hmm, the only thing that would make fnatic better is an IGL who is not only good at calling, but can also keep up with the rest of the team at fragging. However, no such player exists right now and boaster is the best piece for fnatic
Actually DSG Will REALLY makes sense, since yay cant play raze, Will is a goated raze
nah stewie has been to open about his trials with DSG, implying that he was rejected
no cap, it might be BabyJ... or maybe Will
People were so quick to clown on 100T when these two had a close series, but didn't want to admit that FUT could be good. Well look at FUT now, probably right behind NAVI and FNATIC as the best teams in EMEA
best in terms of stats? maybe, but surely the team knows that too and is only making changes because they believe it will be good for the team.
Botcas and Redbot will go -20 each, no chance
damn i clicked the link and my twitch became japanese, at least you're a real flagger
it's unlikely that these top 4 would lose to the other 6, but possible i guess
the fact that they won against 100T is actually really big. i think they are expected to lose against NRG, LOUD, and LEV and probably FURIA too, and that's fine because the top 4 in Americas are basically locked. They now need to beat C9, EG, KRU and MIBR to secure 5th, but can lose one of those games to secure 6th
When will this update translate kick in for competitive play like VCT?
by the community, of the community, for the community, but the community is retarded
brother needs to stick to coaching lmao, all this twitter beef while your team is in shambles is not a good look
Team OVERHEAT
Jinggg
f0rsakeN
something
Pathipan
Foxy9
Incendiary bullets, of course.
We all know dementors wear that black cloak; well guess what, that shit is the most flammable material in all of Harry Potter. Shoot it with incendiary bullets and watch it burn to high hell.
Dealing with 100s of dementors at once? Well, meet the M2 flamethrower.
Harry Potter? Yeah of course you can criticise that bloke. HE DIDN'T CARRY AN M1911 FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
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