Marcusgeez
Country: Palestine
Registered: March 13, 2022
Last post: March 29, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Posts: 1839
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he will, i got a feeling that he might ended on a chinese team since he can speak chinese

posted 6 months ago

June 14, 2023. 5:45 PM

The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I pressumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited wait too long, you bastard. Way too long! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an inured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.

The end

Ending theme song:

Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara

Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?

posted 6 months ago

bro waiting till grand final game 2 to say this lmfaoo

posted 6 months ago

i kinda prepare for the worst possible outcome man, ofc i still trust the boys and will still be proud of them whatever the result is.
its just sad knowing that this is the last chance ever for jingg 💔 this game rent free in my head since the time i woke up today man

posted 6 months ago

they can, look at that first half. looks so compose, playing as a team, aggressive when its needed. but oh well its prx at the end of the day

posted 6 months ago

alecks having the strongest singlish accent that i know

posted 6 months ago

the only logical one since both are NA's talent

posted 6 months ago

what the fuck

posted 6 months ago

yeah they can. copenhagen

posted 6 months ago

can someone links me prx last match when they actually played haven with this current roster?

posted 6 months ago

reported for racism

posted 7 months ago

performance? yea. but impact? just look at that pearl's last round. and second half on bind. prx won those two maps btw. demon1 couldn't even make a proper adjustment after being botfrag the whole game on ascent which the only map that they won.

posted 7 months ago

that's not gonna age well i swear

posted 7 months ago

nah bro what? bro out here playing victim lmaooo that's the most NA thing to do

posted 7 months ago

dude someone downvoted us already lmfao

posted 7 months ago

better than mako this year. more impactful more clutch

posted 7 months ago

top g

posted 7 months ago

rex plus phoenix

posted 7 months ago

i do feel like that tbag turn the game around lmfaoo
i mean demon1 shooting bodies but i'll still categorize it as tbag anyway

posted 7 months ago

TSM making move i see

posted 7 months ago

what's wrong being icelandian or whatever the hell it is called lmfaooo

posted 7 months ago

the word overrated only belongs to 100 Thieves

posted 7 months ago

nah bruv this thread went from asking who's the most attractive to straight up cyber bullying 💀

posted 7 months ago

yesirskii should've made this thread but where tf is him when navi/emea needed him the most lmfaooo

posted 7 months ago

come to rrq suygetsu

posted 7 months ago

blud the match isn't over yet ffs
im waiting patiently for fnc downfall
but remember prx got 13-2'ed by loud just to win the next map

posted 7 months ago

dude you're like the opposite of latam best 222

posted 7 months ago

what the fuck just happened i literally just woke up

posted 7 months ago

jojo susanto bout to bop everyone's head in val honestly

posted 7 months ago

just clone skrossi and make a team out of 5 skrossi they gonna win masters

posted 7 months ago

ilyash 'something' petrovinash is a professional valorant player from mumbai, india

posted 7 months ago

no to both. something already taken the import slot so i think prx will pick local sea/asian talent instead

posted 7 months ago

flair

posted 7 months ago

both kinda troll tho. but the thing is, we kinda expect prx to troll. not loud

posted 7 months ago

🤝

posted 7 months ago

he is more of a top G than tate the human trafficker

posted 7 months ago

i mean if we talk about geographical consistency here
EMEA are not only EU, there's Middle east (which is asia lol) and africa

posted 7 months ago

believe him now?

posted 7 months ago

Botvi🗿

posted 7 months ago

congratulations you just realize that russia is a part of a two continent, just like turkey

posted 7 months ago

the duality of franchising
there's a team that went all out to build an allstar team
while there's a team that just did bare minimum

posted 7 months ago

BRUVVV PRX HAD THE CRAZIEST GLOW EVER
FROM BEING DRX SON TO BEING THEIR DAD IN A SPAN OF TWO YEARS

posted 7 months ago

kroenke too busy investing on assnal

posted 7 months ago

no

posted 7 months ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OWN THESE FRAUD BILIBILI

posted 7 months ago

yea dsg are trash lmaooooooooooooooooo

posted 7 months ago
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