johnqt is african

africa has more trophies than pacific and china combined
🤣

no i dont. pretty weird signing tbh bc if they win ascension he cant even play bc of age and they need to change roster again

sayonara will start

https://www.vlr.gg/320776/antic-esports-vs-after-life-esports-challengers-league-oceania-stage-1-r1
tixx didnt play for antic

why 2 new players? I thought only purpo leaving

i thought tixx and maple were on bonkers?

rip

bro is still mad about -7

i saw him play once and he is insane. needs to get picked up

the agent is perfect for ange1 since he can still smoke after he dies first every round

Kpi

Kirya

yooo wtf

m0nte

MODSSSSSSSSS BRING IT BACK

bumjy

💀

tsm 🤡

i mean mid teams like madlions have a flair so why did guard flair get removed

they went to masters in 2022

and bring back guard flair too please

wait thats a W

Reduxx verno nismo koalanoob skuba

Curry clears that bum

Net wins this

100T 2-0 G2

JUSTICE FOR NET

he didnt even play a t2 game 💀💀💀 only t3

net better

did you forget that engh coached tsm in na t2 last year and they were shit

mitch is good

EG 2-0 G2 13-7 13-6

neT wins these

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

that would be awful. i always play with my friends and my main account is too high rank. what should i do then

Prelude
Recon

aspas was their best player so you werent

M80 2-0 TSM

i still trust in tex. he will bounce back in split 1

this might be the worst take of all time

i forgot about him bc he isnt playing in emea 💀

Masters Madrid is the first international event where no Russian player qualified for

M1 2021: wippie (couldnt attend)
M2 2021: nats d3ffo chronicle redgar sheydos
Champs 2021: nats d3ffo chronicle redgar sheydos
M1 2022: suygetsu shao braveaf (all couldnt attend)
M2 2022: suygetsu shao
Champs 2022: suygetsu shao
M1 2023: Suygetsu nats redgar chronicle shao
Champs 2023: nats redgar chronicle shao cloud suygetsu

Forgot to do it yesterday

Day 10 of asking for Guard flair

Day 9 of asking for guard flair

I know but why is this guy happy for alexis and not happy for moose

but the team is only gonna get better over time since it was first tournament with leaf. if they change roster again would be insanely stupid

i mean they got 5th in kickoff which isnt bad. im pretty sure they could qual to champs with neT.

surely they care more about winning then about money bc without net they are not qualifying to any international events

why are you happy for alexis tho

if they keep net they are easily better than krü and c9

bro did not watch any guard game last year