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And before you ask, yes i am a virgin

I unironically agree with this 100%

It's already happening in Japan

True, But i also love dicks.
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

Mf had a chance to pick any anime girls in existence and choose a chopping board 💀

Just marry your favorite anime character like that guy in Japan who marry miku
Also my advice is to stay away from minor as far as possible

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean

Only by understanding this quote can you have a LegendaryPP

Keep touching it maybe one day you will have a legendary PP like mine

👮👍

Congrats you are now similar to olive oil

Extra Virgin

True, anime is for kids.
Grown and cultured man watch hentai

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PRX will outbonk bonkers

He is a mouse connoisseur for a side job

Persija really need to change their logo to a simpler one, it's look old and messy as fuck

Bros before hoes

We are the master of mickey mouse tournament

No bro this is not even a joke, right now they are a liquid shit diarrhea

We had enough post speaking about this honestly

Ratio + Brimstone can deploy stim beacon and rush towards my free and open bombsite with his massive orbital strike anyday everyday

He need to remove some of his ribcage bone then he can suck his own pp.

Holy copium

GE

0/8 PRX will send them back to kangaroo land

Tenz - Vietnam
Shahzam - Pakistan
Zombs - Brazil
Sick - US
Dapr - His name sounds italian idk

Idk why vlr is so obsessed with Shahzam lmao

Hey, what's wrong with Indomie :(

Playing vlr irl pog

Why do you want to get close to him anyway?

Me GIGACHAD