The very short story I'm about to tell you is a secret love story between two tyrants of chamber.

"Oh, Jaccob... Touching my headhunter like that stop~" ardiis said, "But I can't help it... My Tour De Force is ready... yay replied. "Then insert that inside my bombsite already ;)" 0////0 yays expession. *The two then kissed eached other briefly while playing with each others "guns" until they both became one like how the two chamber tps turned into one.

NAVI yay DSG cNed

real**

let me eat you

its not bait its the only fix since emea t2 is also dogshit

Na baiter but emea better

https://www.vlr.gg/250086/emea-franchising-fix

here 😊😊😊

you got me 😞😞😞

All real just trust me 💪💪

dfm 26-0 fnatic
dfm 13-0 eg
dfm 13-2 ge
dfm 13-5 nrg
dfm 34-0 loud
dfm 23-1 navi
dfm 15-13 karmine corp
dfm 13-7 dsg with yay
dfm (without seoldam) 13-3 drx
dfm 16-2 optic

Shownu

real bro thats why i stopped playing valorant and continued to jerk off to brim covered in oil twerk and fart films 24/7

Thank you 😊

I have none to begin with 💪🔥💯🗣️🔛🔛

no fpx will stomp evil penises

let me suck you

😞😞😞

im sorry 😞😞😞

-Sayf
-nAts
-Redgar
-Jamppi
-souclas
-eMIL
-ANGE1
-Shao
-Zyppan
-SUYGETSU
-cNed
-d00mbr0s
-Cloud
-hoody
-Fit1nho
-nukkye
-rhyme
-pipsoN
-MrFaliN
-AtaKaptan
-MOJJ
-Muj
-qRaxa
-qw1
-Gais
-Destrian
-MOLSI
-ceNder
-BONECOLD
-salah
-SouhcNi
-aimDLL
-AsLanM4ShadoW
-Brave
-QutionerX
-Epic
-Boo
-Mixwell
-benjyfishy
-AvovA
-keloqz
-neilzinho
-koldamenta
-starxo
-sheydos
-trexx
-Wolfen
-BARBARR
-ScreaM
-Nivera
-Newzera
-Mikee
-Sh1n
-xme
-ZE1SJ
-pm

+Boaster clone 1
+Derke clone 1
+Leo clone 1
+Chronicle clone 1
+Alfajer clone 1
+Mini clone 1
+Boaster clone 2
+Derke clone 2
+Leo clone 2
+Chronicle clone 2
+Alfajer clone 2
+Mini clone 2
+Boaster clone 3
+Derke clone 3
+Leo clone 3
+Chronicle clone 3
+Alfajer clone 3
+Mini clone 3
+Boaster clone 4
+Derke clone 4
+Leo clone 4
+Chronicle clone 4
+Alfajer clone 4
+Mini clone 4
+Boaster clone 5
+Derke clone 5
+Leo clone 5
+Chronicle clone 5
+Alfajer clone 5
+Mini clone 5
+Boaster clone 6
+Derke clone 6
+Leo clone 6
+Chronicle clone 6
+Alfajer clone 6
+Mini clone 6
+Boaster clone 7
+Derke clone 7
+Leo clone 7
+Chronicle clone 7
+Alfajer clone 7
+Mini clone 7
+Boaster clone 8
+Derke clone 8
+Leo clone 8
+Chronicle clone 8
+Alfajer clone 8
+Mini clone 8
+Boaster clone 9
+Derke clone 9
+Leo clone 9
+Chronicle clone 9
+Alfajer clone 9
+Mini clone 9

In my opinion this is the best emea franchising fix 😊😊😊, but let me lnow your thoughts 🙏🙏

dont do Yessirski like that 😞😞😞

when the only possible pussy you get is your hands you start to get a little close with yourself sometimes...

I see that ass a win 😊😊😊

Skrossi
yay
cNed

All you losers should stop fighting for first when im already 🔛🔝 which begs the question who is the 2nd most degenerate user on this site?

Favorite User: Karmine_Org_WhispeR
Based User: Karmine_Org_WhisperR
Delusional User: Karmine_Org_WhispeR
User you hate: Karmine_Org_WhispeR

no, man its still champs 2022 optic vs loud upper final!!

You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty

fake shit i know your true size is 1 (i know this since i sucked him twice)

hes just used to seeing incels on this site, i apologize on his behalf mb he just doesnt know

-1

Hes one of the rare players that has been playing for atleast 2 and a half years now and stiil stay consistent at the top level of valorant so id say hes the best player in korea and one of the best players in the world rn.

OMG 😱😱😱 DOES THIS mean were friends now? :3

Oh fuck i forgot that one

It kinda counts since its an obvious mistake from boom which created one of the greatest aces in vct history

Bleed sScary 1v4 clutch on haven

After spike was planted he tried to tp on window but missed it, he then holds infront of the choke point and gets the remaining players to do the impossible. But what if he did make the tp on window would the outcome be different ?
clip: https://youtu.be/-7tJRAslBm4

Nivera forgets to buy but secures the round

After winning pistols nivera then forgets to buy and this would continue at the end of the round. However, despite forgetting to buy he secured the round by trading Jamppi.

clip: https://youtu.be/E-3WBdXP_S8

i like you 😊

luckily the only thing i jerk off to are botssi op whiffs, everytime dfm plays, kru winning lcq, and scream one taps

but you are 🥰🥰🥰

Do it in a sexy maid outfit i might consider it 😊😊😊

when is the departure announcement for
botssi 🗿

this is the last one, sadly 😞

yes 🥰🥰🥰

Did you used to have a navi flair?

you're cuter

Thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰😊

Sadly this is the last one 😞😞😞

🥰🥰🥰

u read allat thank you 😁😁

😞😞😞

part 1: https://www.vlr.gg/248719/nrg- rosterchange-real-disclaimer-long-asf

part 2: https://www.vlr.gg/248723/nrg-roster-change-part-2-warning-long

The crowd cheers as edg upsets loud in a 2-0 score, meanwhile in the backstage Aspas punching the wall out of frustration. "UGH, não acredito que sofri outra PERDA para outro jett de cabeça raspada DERKE E KANGKANG E DEMON1 😠😠😠😠" (UGH I can't believe I suffered another LOSS to another shaved head jett!! DERKE AND KANGKANG AND DEMON1 😠😠😠😠) Aspas said, "Não estaríamos enfrentando transtornos se não tivéssemos uma merda de smokes e iniciadores como companheiros de equipe, não concorda, Saadhak?" (We wouldn't be facing upsets if it we didn't have a shitty smokes and initiators as teamates, don't you agree, Saadhak?) Less said, "Cale a boca idiota, todos nós cometemos erros. Não culpe apenas os novatos." (Shut it idiot, we all had mistakes. Don't just blame it all on the rookies.) Saadhak replied, "Chupe meu pau minúsculo, perdedor é por isso que perdemos merda" (sSuck my tiny dick, loser that's why we lose shit) Less replied, "STFU LESS👿👿👿 VOCÊ DEVE GORILA COLAR ESSAS BOCHECHAS PORQUE EU ESTAREI ESPALHANDO ESSAS BOCHECHAS SE EU PEGAR ELAS 😈😈😈😈" (STFU LESS👿👿👿, BETTER GORILLA GLUE THESE CHEEKS BECAUSE I'LL BE SPREADING THESE CHEEKS IF I CATCH THEM 😈😈😈😈) Saadhak replied. Less gets scared for life and runs peeing himself. meanwhile, aspas has been thinking if he still wants to stay on loud or leave

A few days later...

After nrgs lost against prx, aspas receives a note that says "Meet me at osaka tomorrow at 11pm" Aspas arrives at the rendezvous point and to his surprise IT IS CHET!!! 😱😱😱 AND FENIS 😱😱😱😱😱 WHAT COULD THIS MEAN???!!!! "C-chet?? Fns??? N-ani!?!?! (wait ASPAS KNOWS JAPANESE!?!!??) Were you the ones that sent me the letter??? "Aspas asked, "Indeed we are, id like to offer you... An offer you couldn't possibly deny... Chet answered, "Offer? no way.... are you suggesting me t-to join you? 😲😲😲 Aspas said, "Hehe, exactly. join nrg and together we will dominate champs and many lans to come!!! 😁😁😁" chet replied, "I-im not sure if i want this thooo 🥺🥺🥺 Aspas said, "Why not? dont you want more money? but if money is not your desire what about... revenge? if you join us we will destroy fnatic eg and edg with your large long knife!!! Chet replied. Aspas then gets a flashback of him gettimg destroyed by fnc eg and edg!!! he then gets filled with rage and now looks at chet and says "MUHAHAHAHA evil anime girl laugh I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER. I WANT TO REVENGE ON THOSE MFS AND PROVE I AM BEST DUELIST!!!!! 😈😈😈", "perfect!! welcome to nrg, amigo. Grab a jersey and start scrimming now!!! 🥰🥰🥰 After aspas accpets the offer he gave the middle finger to saadhak and friends as he joins nrg on his quest for revenge. However, on one long corridor that leads to a secret room lies a fat man sleeping. He then wakes up with red glowing eyes that represents the name El Diablo 😱😱😱😱😱😱...

THE END

End credits

Cast
Erick "Aspas" Santos
Chet "Chet Singh"
Pujan "FiNESSE" Mehta
Jaccob "yay" Whiteaker
Austin "crashies" Roberts
Victor "Victor" Wong
Sam "s0m" Oh
Matias "Saadhak" Delipetro
Felipe "Less" Basso
Ardis "ardiis" Svarenieks
Nikita "Derke" Sirmitev
Jake "Boaster" Howlett

Directed by: Karmine_Org_Whisper
Screen play by: babysasuke
Produced by: Karmine_Org_Whisper
Editor: EternalXera
Music production: G2Shahzam, Travis Scott
Director of photography: Mwzera
Visual effects editor: Sen TenZ
Make up artists: S1mple, Lebron James, Lionel Messi
Cgi production: Dapr
Audio effects: Qwertyy
Audio production: trembolonaRage
Props producer: DRX MaKo
Co-directors: C9 Zellsis, PRX Something, GE Botssi 🗿