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Jaccob βyayβ Whiteaker joins DFM for the VCT 2024 season to get back on his lovely feet, after a previous bad season, the Valorant star announced his comeback on Tier 1 League on August 31, 2023.
yay released a college-style announcement video on August 31 teasing his imminent decision, with VCT 2024 spelled out with balloons and baseball caps of different colors on a table in front of him.
The 25-year-old player was linked with DFM earlier this offseason, according to a report from Dot Esports. On August 21, yay announced that he was open to offers as a restricted free agent from North America, Asia Pacific and EMEA, after DSG lost during relegation.
Yeah, thats what happens when your only exercises are holding keyboard keys, mouse movements, and desk smashing.
Your region is already ruined, yay is an upgrade to any team in emea at this point
Dont need changes, we will destroy eg prx fnatic and loud tenfold
Honestly, a champions in Manila is only gonna have a crowd that consists of 100 people max
Loud 13-10 Optic on Bind
Although Loud is obviously the best team in champs 2022, Bind was still Optics playground. This map had a perfect winrate and was beaten only by Loud.
https://www.vlr.gg/130684/loud-vs-optic-gaming-valorant-champions-2022-ubf/?game=95128&tab=overview
They hated WhispeR because he told them the truth
The very short story I'm about to tell you is a secret love story between two tyrants of chamber.
"Oh, Jaccob bro... Touching my headhunter like that stop~" ardiis said, "But I can't help it... My Tour De Force is ready... yay replied. "Then insert that inside my bombsite already ;)" 0////0 yays expession. *The two then kissed eached other briefly while playing with each others "guns" until they both became one like how the two chamber tps turned into one.
I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.
You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried; they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy, the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro.
I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.
You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro.
bluds legit split up the nrg roster in the span of 2 games πππ
I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.
You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro."
Where he shits he shines and where he shits he shines.
I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.
You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro.
I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.
You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy, the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro.
for 3 years na has
won 1 lan, reach 2nd place in one lan, a lan where they do not reach grandfinal
if the same shit happens again then riot def hiding something (not the fucking russian) from us
You mean this?
Every team will fight for 2nd as dfm is ought to dominate teams left and right and will win very lan
The script was for EU to win so that's why
Theres nerfs were stupid if they were trying to make the other agents pick rate percentage higher, obviously they are still gonna be fucking dogshit and nerfng meta agents are not gonna make the meta better it's only making meta agents as dogshit as the other low pick rate agents. At that point the game isn't even fun anymore. Plus, even if they keep on nerfing agents to the ground shit will not change.
DUELIST?
Raze would be the next killjoy, getting the highest pick rate on duelist.
Neon might get picked more often but still prolly gonna be low
Phoenix, Yoru, Reyna are probably still dogshit and will only be used by teams who are creative with making different comps
Fucking hoping they don't fuck up the new duelist agent
INITIATOR?
No change they are still pretty much gonna keep their pick rates
CONTROLLER?
No fucking change maybe some agents will be favored but that's it
SENTINEL?
pretty sure we didn't had a change on sentinel agents. however, no fucking change KJ is still and will always be the most meta sentinel agent until they start buffing sentinels. Chamber might get picked in some maps but that's it. Cypher will stay the same, Sage and Deadlock no change, 0 picks mostikely
Yeah exactly it's a fucking grenade for reason it's supposed to have duration in its effects unlike Cypher darts which are meant to be permanent because they are stuck with you until you remove it yourself honestly YOU never had a deadlock in your games
effect is permanent for the duration of the round
no you didn't figure her out; never fix an agent ever again πΏπΏ
No fns will change his mind and comeback to nrg to win every lan next year πππ
DOES THIS MEAN ITS POSSIBLE FOR AN OPTIC COMEBACK???? @MODS @DSG_YAY_LOVER @ROBMOOORE @LEBRONJAMES @KYLIANMBAPPE @MIHYO WE WIN!!!! LFG π±ππ€‘ππ€―π₯³π₯΅
The very short story I'm about to tell you is a secret love story between two tyrants of chamber.
"Oh, Jaccob... Touching my headhunter like that stop~" ardiis said, "But I can't help it... My Tour De Force is ready... yay replied. "Then insert that inside my bombsite already ;)" 0////0 yays expession. *The two then kissed eached other briefly while playing with each others "guns" until they both became one like how the two chamber tps turned into one.
The finisher had the biggest "I'm him" performance by carrying the whole fucking bundle