never felt more retarded 🤣🤣🤣🤣

His name is Iso for a reason.

He is made for isolating 1v1s as much as possible.

He's a legit counter to any 1v1 situation:

Attackers playing for time. They don't try to kill you, they wait for spike to run out of time. Pop the fucking ult and he's fucking revealed, it's up to you if you whiff them or not;

If you're the attacker with spike planted, and you have no idea where the defender might be or he's defusing. Pop the ult and he's revealed. Again, it's up to you if you whiff them or not;

If you're in a 1vX situation, assume it's a 1v2. Pop the ult get the free 1v1. Again, it's up to you if you whiff or not. And then get the last kill. Or whiff.

50 seconds

The domain lasts for 50 seconds and if both Iso and the target is still alive; they both die in the domain.

Isn't the duelist the one that takes space for the team not the initiator? So he's basically a duelist.

You could entry by using wall then preparing your e. Get a frag (if you did), quickly flick the orb then swing again. He's not the entry duelist like Raze and Jett. He's more of a contact duelist.

He's really a duelist.

My mom asked me if the goat is outside. I yelled "BLEED YAY", she smiled and relieved. She knew the goat is still there.

can't relate 🤣🤣🤣

kc always goated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣😂 😂🤣🤣🤣

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/a31c7d82 TRUST 💯💯

i want to change my name to Simp4Simp4S0m

you ain't francis of the filth lil bro

Since when was Karmine Corp NOT goated?

its an actual announcement

its real

but it is real

Depends, since ardiis is kinda big as hell but TenZ might win

I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.

You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried; they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy, the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro."

NRG set to finalize the deal for EG superstars Max "Demon1" Mazanov and Ethan "Ethan" Arnold. As well as Sentinel's previous In Game Leader Jimmy "Marved" Nguyen. The team likely made several roster changes prior to the start of the off-season this October to facilitate the moves.

The deals will be completed soon, according to sources with knowledge of the transfer.

Both Demon1 and Ethan were restricted agents after both of their contracts with Evil Geniuses was terminated for unknown reasons. The pair aimed to find a new home with NRG along side Victor, Crashies, and Marved.

As for the canadian superstar, the deal was made mid-September and was finalized this October.

North Korea

não estou lendo nada 🤣🤣🤣

Just drop b0tCUM already 🤣🤣🤣 might fix this shit team 😂😂🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

5 duelists

I think bro can be a good midfielder for the team 🗿 thoughts?

Fartpiss gonna say bro in NAVI comms 🤣🤣🤣

suck fartpiss feet 24/7 😂😂😂

when will off-season end

Will be basing off of Americans league

Demon1 - clean asf
crashies - decent
Cryocells - CLEAN AS FUCK
Victor - bland but somewhat decent
FNS - CLEAN AS FUCK especially Finesse
TenZ - used to be clean but now its good
c0m - dogshit
boostio - good
ethan - bland but somewhat decent
Asuna - good
leaf - clean
Vanity - good
Zellsis - good
Marved - clean
s0m - eh
runi - good
Xeppaa - good
Jakee - decent
zekken - good
Derrek - decent
stellar - good
bang - bland

Lmao dfm is the greatest org in val what is bro waffling about 😂😂

dfm clears you. remember that

bro said t1 or m80 😂😂😂

Idk, but I heard it's a chamber duelist

Riot dev here

No 🗿

nerf chamber

Wait, you're back? Welcome back my king.

all international lan winning teams during 2021

except cned nats chronicle and a bit of sheydos redgar tenz and starxo

Yes

Because like tier 2 VCT, Rito doesn't really care for whatever happens. What only matters is tier 2 producing talent for tier 1 they said it themselves, so GC players probably lost the incentive to play at the highest level because of it.

edit: Let's also just fucking admit the fact that GC is shit. The viewership is low, orgs just have a better logo, and daily discrimination GC faces everytime.

"Only a virgin"

I've heard this everytime I do something amazing.

What is wrong with simply spending all of your life on something useless? Is it even useless? Is having thousands of posts on a site called VLR truly someone who has no life? An incel? Unhinged? Schizo? Autistic? Am I all of them? Yes. But is it to be ashamed of? No. It is far from it. Instead, we should embrace these powers given by us from the gods we worship: Yay, TenZ, and ANGE1. We are ascending to GODHOOD the more we spend time in this site. Every posts, every comment, every thread we make gives us a ladder to climb and claim a view to the divine gaze of Olympus.

You. Are a candidate for the salvation of all human beings on this planet. Enigma did us good with website. The posts we make every second of the day is a slowly palpable pleasure to witness.

I. Myself. Am proud that I am a member of this sanctuary. And I am happy to see this site evolve into a larger spectrum.

Be proud child. We are of higher intellect than these fools who spend their precious time on something else instead of VLR.

Heres why yay isnt a goat

1. yay has no horns
2. he is too big; the average goat size is 2.5 ft
3. He is 25. The average lifespan of a goat is between 15-18 years
4. He doesn't eat nor probably touch grass
5. Goats cant speak
6. Goats have 4 legs yay has 2 arms and 2 legs
7. doesn't have the same pupils as goats have
8. he doesnt say meeehhh and instead says boys like jow ardiis says bro all the fucking time every fucking day every fucking hour every fucking minute every fucking second FOR FUCKS SAKES BRO STOP IT BRO, BRO I FUCKING HATE IT BRO FARTPISS PIECE OF SHIT IF I CAUGHT YOU LACKING I BE DOING THEM CHEEKS THE SPANKING 😈😈😈

Demon1 aint even that cringe

ANGE1 - somewhat dogshit replace caps with small letters and its gonma be clean
cNed - pretty good
nAts - pretty good
AslanM4Shadow - too long. dosghit
m1xwell - does not mix well (jokes aside its pretty good)
L1NK - fucking clean tbh
ScreaM - pretty good but WhispeR clears
qw1 - dogshit
Derke - good
Boaster - decent
sh1n - clean
trexx - mid
Boo - 😱😱😱 shit scared me but fucking dogshit
sheydos - i kinda like it
Chronicle - goated
nukkye - pretty good
Sayf - clean
Alfajer - good
Leo - so clean it makes me go cummy whummy
Shao - so clean my dick wont go soft
Jamppi - decent
SUYGETSU - good asf
Cloud - decent i guess
kamyk - made me get erectile dysfunction
QutionerX - dogshit
BONECOLD - dogshit
AvovA - bad
Muj - eh fucking shit
Harmii - no harm done, dogshit
Keloqz - decent
Wolfen - catshit
koldamenta - idk mid
Newzera - dogzhit
ZE1SH - dogshit
xms - bland
weber - dogshit
rhyme - decent
zeek - pretty decent
starxo - dogshit
SouhcNI - dogshit
Nivera - decent
MOJJ - bad
MrFallin - decent
Destrian - decent
MOLSI - dogshit
Soulcas - pretty good
Turko - bad
Brave - bad
qRaxs - eh
cender - decent
AtaKaptan - dogshit
Fit1nho - eh
hoody - eh
Redgar - eh

Time traveler here

Can confirm that yay drops 50 every map he plays in

So does Seoldam

can confirm that every lan is just bleed vs dfm grandfinal

I have a 5 minute post restriction due to speaking too much FACTS + im researching about jaccob whiteaker feet so cant i shoot a reply with anyone within 5 minutes

edit: its actually 3 i think. Idk fuck this restriction

"Get a life"

I've heard this everytime I do something amazing.

What is wrong with simply spending all of your life on something useless? Is it even useless? Is having thousands of posts on a site called VLR truly someone who has no life? An incel? Unhinged? Schizo? Autistic? Am I all of them? Yes. But is it to be ashamed of? No. It is far from it. Instead, we should embrace these powers given by us from the gods we worship: Yay, TenZ, and ANGE1. We are ascending to GODHOOD the more we spend time in this site. Every posts, every comment, every thread we make gives us a ladder to climb and claim a view to the divine gaze of Olympus.

You. Are a candidate for the salvation of all human beings on this planet. Enigma did us good with website. The posts we make every second of the day is a slowly palpable pleasure to witness.

I. Myself. Am proud that I am a member of this sanctuary. And I am happy to see this site evolve into a larger spectrum.

Be proud child. We are of higher intellect than these fools who spend their precious time on something else instead of VLR.

wow didnt noticed ive already passed 1,000 posts

5,000 posts here we go 🥵🥵🥵

never

it was loud ascent so give them another excuse

Flair lmao, stop riding cryos pp for once

Besides previous lans, what is your basis as the top current duelist itw?

None, so why even call out Jingg's retirement like his status as a world class duelist is revoked?

Yeah, do you really think any org besides 100Shit will want Cryo over leaf?

Whzy clearez NRG lil bro, the top 3 in americas 💀💀💀 something your team couldn't take a map off of 💀💀💀

Demon1
Aspas
Derke
Sayf
Buzz
Kang Kang
Jinggg
Keznit
Something
leaf

heck even fucking whzy and sayaplayer

Bonus: Zekken, Jawgemo (i know hes mainly smoke but his raze is top tier)

Yeah, but with off-season you can only really base it off of previous tournaments; Masters Tokyo, Champions LA.

So, fix this and put Keznit, Jinggg, BuZz, and remove Cryo from the list. The guy is not top 10 anymore.

there were rumors of nrg ethan and demon1 but its likely not gonna happen

besides demon1 just look at how many fucking players nrg reached out but failed

n4rrate
aspas
saadhak
tex
yay
they might even lose marved in the process

now that all of them are signed to diff teams its quetionable what nrg is cooking after failing to sign these players

You're a good man. Thank you.

both are hand me downs but i can only choose one so im trying to figure out which one is the best overall in terms of performance (and i am broke after buying a laptop)

so which ones better

Why? And thank you for your input, father.