Registered: June 2, 2024
| Flag: | Poland |
| Registered: | September 22, 2023 |
| Last post: | August 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM |
| Posts: | 5730 |
talking shit about your best player.. interesting
I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
No i wouldn't unless I remember seeing them under an NA flag
Like obviously that 0k0kay guy is a fake flagger
There is a very high chance that all 4 Americas teams can go through thanks to China not winning yesterday. And I think this might happen. This means we will witness 2 upsets in the forms of KRU beating FNC and SEN beating GENG. (I believe SEN beating GENG is more 'upsetting' than KRU beating FNC. Most of the people's champions are going out FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!)
straight up no
so fut 2-0
and vit 2-0
(unrealistic score but who knows)
clueless
not b0tvi
they are not pro players- they can play in premier simple as that lil bro
Imagine coming back to the site just to spread hate
I don't think LilUziSkrr decides who can or cannot enter the beautiful country of Sweden
i think hes talking about apac
(he probably means geng shanghai)
oh wait was that over 3 maps or smth
not at all, why would i do that
WAIT what about anti Mongolian 10000$ Bribe playstyle
No take poland out of the question his too good for a Polish playstyle
does he really have a South American playstyle or is it more NA-Like
ever since kirya meow the site isnt the same 😔
curry is literally a 6th man hes not carrying shit
same do you know when the new episode is coming out
(ive waited 20days and its still not out 😭😭)
Lil Big Stack
fav song: skibidi fortnite
told ya lil bro
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