Justsomebum
Flag: Hong Kong
Registered: January 20, 2026
Last post: May 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Posts: 698
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9 minutes ago is crazy

posted 2 weeks ago

Ask ur dad how he met ur mom, then ask ur mom how she met ur dad, separately

The difference in their povs will open ur third eye, out of which u can shoot literal lasers to disintegrate all anfoids that appear in front of you (you can also talk to girls easier)

posted 2 weeks ago

Locking phoenix in ranked. Safe to say they might be adopting lev's comp (as they should)

posted 2 weeks ago

Tf is a blue recon

posted 2 weeks ago

Instead of must've or must have

posted 2 weeks ago

I'll talk to you

posted 2 weeks ago

fym actually

posted 2 weeks ago

Why doesn't envy just run lev's comp? Demon1 chamber, egg phoenix.

All the other yoru players like sato marteen seem to be doing pretty fine on phoenix

Maybe harbour veto just doesn't mesh well with yoru playstyle?

posted 2 weeks ago

*best player on raze

Fixed the title for you

posted 2 weeks ago

Why can't he do what he does on raze, on neon or waylay? They're all w key dive agents. Why does this mf brain turn off on anything other than raze?

Do his neurons only start firing if he sees her smooth chocolatey brazilian skin?

posted 2 weeks ago

cuz he had godsaken to flex onto every other single role for him, envy dont got that

posted 2 weeks ago

Rage pushing and 1 tapping everyone????

posted 2 weeks ago

DO this guy humiliation NOT engage has a kink

posted 2 weeks ago

i didn't know that, then yeah, role for role it'd make sense for -keznit +cane

posted 2 weeks ago

yes, but it's still inevitable

posted 2 weeks ago

So obviously they're kicking someone since they've basically got shaq and kobe on speed dial.

-rossy +ion is guaranteed, but who's cane replacing? I don't think think poppin would ever breakup with eggster realistically, so it's either between keznit and demon1

Keznit is definitely in better form, and can play more useful agents, but I can see them choosing demon1 based on the language barrier probs with keznit

posted 2 weeks ago

Just drop the roster, sign flyquest

posted 2 weeks ago

Went from an mtn to a straight up mogging chad. Respect

posted 2 weeks ago

Nah, eggster's a smart player. He can weasle his way to getting some frags

posted 2 weeks ago

Itadakimas 🙏🙏

posted 2 weeks ago

Wow

posted 2 weeks ago

I am indeed the weird type of player and will be staring at yelan's armpits

posted 2 weeks ago

The plethora of little kiddies kinda weird me out in that game

posted 2 weeks ago

Flair checks out

posted 2 weeks ago

Very high

posted 2 weeks ago

In a very chinese time of my life right now. Should i play this game? I heard that it's free and all, but sounds too good to be true, without some major caveat

posted 2 weeks ago

Now THIS, is an actually weird thread. Op's ones are mostly just dick porn buzzwords

posted 2 weeks ago

Aight, imma just goon to you

posted 2 weeks ago

Reyna 🥺🥺🥺🥺

posted 2 weeks ago

Bugger off

posted 2 weeks ago

When is brodigy actually playing? It's been two close series already

posted 2 weeks ago

What do u play outside valorant?

posted 2 weeks ago

How tall are you? Unless you're like anemic and shit, you should 100% lift sm weights as #15 said, even if it's like the lightest shit.

Gives your muscles extra stimulus to grow. And track your calories ig? Sometimes we misjudge how much eating "a lot" really is.

Rather than eating a shit load for some meals, but getting sick of it and slacking off every other meal, it's better to eat at a slight~ calorie surplus daily. The numbers stack up quicker than u think

posted 2 weeks ago

depends, if u can't reliably shoot the dart for ur team or turn flashes (even when u KNOW they're coming, as in you're anticipating it) then yeah it's too fking slow

things like "i aim better on this or that sens" are all relative, u can master any sens if u play on it long enough

posted 2 weeks ago

Why is everyone surprised? We been knew he has no firepower. He was dropping stinkers left and right on g2, but made up for it with his clutches and util. He's a system player.

Let's hope when jerrwin comes and the system's back in place, he'll have impact again

posted 2 weeks ago

So who's playing who? I assume they're gonna try putting demon1 on chamber on as many maps as possible.

Apart from that, egg waylay and keznit neon seems the most plausible no?

If it were upto me though, i'd make eggster flex and put demon1 2nd duelist since eggster's generally the smarter player

posted 3 weeks ago

ikb

posted 3 weeks ago

Losing to a flashback less drx with fr00ng on neon, yeah WRAP IT UP

posted 3 weeks ago

How tf do you fix dfm and zeta?

posted 3 weeks ago

Why do all the characters look the same

posted 3 weeks ago

Just read light novels

posted 3 weeks ago

Watch them somehow lose to drx today. Francis yoru opping was as much of a wincon for them as dambi neon lowkey... Seeing him on flash inis just dont hit the same

posted 3 weeks ago

o7 mods gonna nuke yo ass

posted 3 weeks ago

comeback was their og neon player, larok can easily flex to waylay

posted 3 weeks ago

Since yoru's dead, do they just say fk it and bring back comeback for lover's cock??

posted 3 weeks ago

ur opinion doesnt count

posted 3 weeks ago

of course, he's a perfect fit on qor or eg academy!

posted 3 weeks ago

-asuna +seven

Who says no?

posted 3 weeks ago

Title

posted 3 weeks ago
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