JonahPork
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Registered: August 7, 2024
Last post: March 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Play premier until you’re not shit (at least 15k rating imo), then switch to faceit.

For stats use leetify

posted about a year ago

Which one did MaKo miss

posted about a year ago

I’m guessing Tex is on his own account and Kingg is on flow state

posted about a year ago

flowstate is Tex btw, same alt he used when he trialed for The Guard

Wait I just checked the images and saw Tex is in game too, so nvm, legit don’t know who that is but it’s probably Kingg all things considered, he’s just using Tex’s alt for whatever reason

posted about a year ago

Chunk is peak immo 3

posted about a year ago

yay never lurked? Yeah ok man lmfao

posted about a year ago

Did you bail him out

posted about a year ago

Yeah that one isn’t bad, I don’t trust my teammates enough to use that one but it’s generally a good ult

posted about a year ago

Both of the ults you used are shit for their use cases. For post plant on attack, it should extend into jail, and for a passive defense ult, it should extend into the stairs for heaven (anti kj ult). I can show you video examples if you want

posted about a year ago

The Guard did that actually

posted about a year ago

No it’s Trent, his ign used to be Habib

posted about a year ago

U bum what does Habib have to do with Jonah

posted about a year ago

I just realized ur name is Anoymouse and not anonymouse nvm lmao

posted about a year ago

Habib

posted about a year ago

Keep changing your flair bum

posted about a year ago

It’s because the team plays too slow for him, they weren’t this slow when he was good. He’s always overextending because of their pace

posted about a year ago

Trent

8/10

Pros: Carry potential, not a baiter, good in the clutch, insane at sova ulting

Cons: too aggressive for his team’s playstyle, very inconsistent now

Flexibility: 8/10, can play all initiators except KAYO + can also play viper and raze

posted about a year ago

People will hate regardless because they’re on the G2 org, they wouldn’t get half as much hate if they were on The Guard

posted about a year ago

I mean not really, Jonah took his viper but his best agent was always Sova or fade so that doesn’t explain why he’s underperforming on recon

posted about a year ago

Yeah exactly, that’s entirely why I want a more aggressive duelist like jaw. Leaf is also pretty aggressive even on senti, it would be good for everyone.

posted about a year ago

Some yappers will say pressure or music (usually baiters). Real answer is that there’s a disconnect in pace between him and the rest of the team. He’s playing at the same pace as last year while the rest of the team is playing at a slower pace.

posted about a year ago

Shit bait

posted about a year ago

Getting jaw would be good for their pace and it would help bring Trent back to form

posted about a year ago

Can you show me where Saya/mCe have said that? Literally never heard that before. Unless you mean Saya role switching from omen to duelist, because that’s completely different from what you said

posted about a year ago

The G2 system is whatever works for the duelist, that’s how it’s always been with this team

posted about a year ago

If G2 wanted, they could probably get one of jaw/oxy, no point in getting a sentinel player

posted about a year ago

You might be surprised to hear this but G2/Guard has always played around how their duelists want to play. They weren’t always a slow team. The Guard was more DRX-like in terms of big executes that were fast paced with Saya, slower with a lot of pace changes with Tex, and very slow with icy. They know how to play at different speeds.

posted about a year ago

idk but it’s gotta have Jonah “JonahPork” Pulice on it

posted about a year ago

The goat of Valorant before he retired bc he was a LAN dodger

posted about a year ago

Yap

posted about a year ago

He isn’t, I’ve asked him before if he is

posted about a year ago

I don’t know why he keeps trying to cosplay a Canadian as if everyone doesn’t know he’s European

posted about a year ago

gamr Benjy Liem melon_fan and zardinez are the only OG G2/Guard fans on this site

posted about a year ago

This is true for me except I went duelist to support and started raging less

posted about a year ago

Truly unfortunate that gamr was banned

posted about a year ago

W glaze

posted about a year ago

He is top 10, he is not barely top 10, he is not more than top 10. He is just top 10. Literally his accolades are perfect to cement him as exactly the 10th best

posted about a year ago

Are you including pre VCT results? G2 EU does not clear G2/TGRD unless you’re including pre VCT, in which case SEN should definitely be higher

posted about a year ago

I don’t think it was in his control, he was trying to join G2 but the deal fell out for unknown reasons (most likely bc of the buyout)

posted about a year ago

G2 at their peak can clear anyone in the world, they don’t win tournaments because they love to sell the bag in bo5s for whatever reason

posted about a year ago

He’s already being remembered as better than he is, no doubt he will be remembered as that in the future

posted about a year ago

I just want to see G2 with Jawgemo instead of icy

posted about a year ago

Good idea, I’d ignore anyone under diamond

posted about a year ago

Just so you know, G2 had tech issues on icebox that they weren’t allowed to discuss in further detail. Several G2 players have spoken about it

posted about a year ago
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