JonahPork
Flag: United States
Registered: August 7, 2024
Last post: August 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Posts: 176
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People gotta stop blaming the g2 system for his inability to play yoru, icy is just a dogshit player and jaw is terrible at yoru. Every other duelist has peaked in their career playing for g2/guard

posted 5 months ago

icy looks terrible on EG as well and every duelist except icy and jaw has excelled in the g2/guard system

posted 5 months ago

Explain how that’s true, you guys always say that yet leaf and Trent make individual plays all the time

posted 5 months ago

Maybe if TL replaces kamyk and patitek, maybe even Kamo too

posted 5 months ago

they lost to the defending champs and yall decided to start tripping for no reason

posted 5 months ago

Trent does not look like a discord moderator

posted 5 months ago

ironic from a sen fan, your best player is 5’2

posted 5 months ago

reminder that FNS, to my knowledge, hasn’t dropped more than 20 kills in a map in regulation since Reykjavik 2022

could be wrong about this tho so someone prove me wrong

posted 5 months ago

how can I set up an alarm to wake up for the g2 game? not tryna set it for 5 am in case the first series is a stomp cuz then I’ll prob miss the first map but I’m not tryna stay up for both series either

posted 5 months ago

I meant that the overall quality of teams is more competitive, has nothing to do with format

SEN was the clear favorite at Madrid but no one really knows who’s gonna win Bangkok

posted 5 months ago

huzz = hoes
bruzz = bros
chuzz = chopped huzz
gruzz = grandma
muzz = mom

posted 5 months ago

holy unc chuzz is NOT Chinese huzz

posted 5 months ago

This event is actually competitive compared to Mickey Mouse events like Madrid for example, no time to stream

posted 5 months ago

Still don’t get how this tells u who is who tho, all it shows is match history

posted 5 months ago

How did you find this

posted 5 months ago

14 is a G2 player, I’ll try to update this later once I find out specifically who

posted 5 months ago

Literally made all 3 internationals in 2022 btw, just factually false. I’m taking LOUD over kru anyway tho

posted 6 months ago

Nah he didn’t get played into it, I watched his stream and he was saying that shit on stream as well. He’s just cocky with nothing to show for it.

posted 6 months ago

Bit of a stretch to call yay a tier 1 pro in cs. He was a tier 2 player who played a couple of months of tier 1 cs, got kicked, and went back to tier 2. And he was t2 when he switched to Val. Not tryna disrespect yay, just tryna set the facts straight

posted 6 months ago

Get_Right from csgo “invented” lurking. that was just adapted into valorant and nAts did it the best. Although I’m not even sure if get_right invented it tbh, I don’t know anything about how people played in cs 1.6 and source

posted 6 months ago

I’ve met 10-20 riot devs at least , maybe even more, in swiftplay. I play on NorCal servers though so that helps

posted 6 months ago

is there a thread for this dort stuff, sounds hilarious

posted 6 months ago

I think he just left once he finally baited out a response from shahz, that was basically the whole point of his account

posted 6 months ago

best thread of all time imo, g2shahzam was my #1 opp so his downfall was legendary

posted 6 months ago

He’s the 2nd greatest baiter of all time after G2Shahzam, OGs remember

posted 6 months ago

No he isn’t bro he is Syrian

posted 6 months ago

valyn is 100% Syrian, I don’t know why yall keep saying that he’s black

posted 6 months ago

If you live in Italy, you’re not fake flagging. It’s about using the flag of the country you live in

posted 6 months ago

5k is like faceit 1-3 max, it’s equivalent to silver in cs, 10k is probably 4-5, and 15k is 6 I’d say.

Also smoke lineups are important asf on mirage, you should know all 3 A exec smokes (stairs jungle ct), but not as important on a map like inferno . So it’s really dependent. Imo you should just learn lineups for each choke on every site on every map but it comes with time.

posted 8 months ago

Play premier until you’re not shit (at least 15k rating imo), then switch to faceit.

For stats use leetify

posted 8 months ago

Which one did MaKo miss

posted 8 months ago

I’m guessing Tex is on his own account and Kingg is on flow state

posted 9 months ago

flowstate is Tex btw, same alt he used when he trialed for The Guard

Wait I just checked the images and saw Tex is in game too, so nvm, legit don’t know who that is but it’s probably Kingg all things considered, he’s just using Tex’s alt for whatever reason

posted 9 months ago

Chunk is peak immo 3

posted 9 months ago

yay never lurked? Yeah ok man lmfao

posted 10 months ago

Did you bail him out

posted 10 months ago

Yeah that one isn’t bad, I don’t trust my teammates enough to use that one but it’s generally a good ult

posted 10 months ago

Both of the ults you used are shit for their use cases. For post plant on attack, it should extend into jail, and for a passive defense ult, it should extend into the stairs for heaven (anti kj ult). I can show you video examples if you want

posted 10 months ago

The Guard did that actually

posted 10 months ago

No it’s Trent, his ign used to be Habib

posted 11 months ago

U bum what does Habib have to do with Jonah

posted 11 months ago

I just realized ur name is Anoymouse and not anonymouse nvm lmao

posted 11 months ago

Habib

posted 11 months ago

Keep changing your flair bum

posted 11 months ago

It’s because the team plays too slow for him, they weren’t this slow when he was good. He’s always overextending because of their pace

posted 11 months ago

Trent

8/10

Pros: Carry potential, not a baiter, good in the clutch, insane at sova ulting

Cons: too aggressive for his team’s playstyle, very inconsistent now

Flexibility: 8/10, can play all initiators except KAYO + can also play viper and raze

posted 11 months ago

People will hate regardless because they’re on the G2 org, they wouldn’t get half as much hate if they were on The Guard

posted 11 months ago

I mean not really, Jonah took his viper but his best agent was always Sova or fade so that doesn’t explain why he’s underperforming on recon

posted 11 months ago
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