return, don't let it burn,
| Flag: | Monaco |
| Registered: | April 29, 2022 |
| Last post: | July 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM |
| Posts: | 2353 |
And youre aware that 'coolness' is a purely subjective measurement?
Agreed, even then its just Ls sooooo
Americas Edition
Sentinels - 9/10
Tbh just cold, not much to say. When you think of sentinel you think locked down, locked in, just frosty.
Kru - 2/10
I mean... What is there to say? MidMidMidMid
Leviatán - 8/10
'Leviathan' is a pretty sick creature, definitely gives off aura. Not perfect, not mid, pretty darn good
G2 - 3/10
I love G2 but like really not much to say... Especially if you know what the g stands for. Mid.
Made in Brazil - 5/10
I mean it's cool if you're Brazilian so maybe I don't get the hype. Perfectly average.
100 Thieves - 9/10
Okay maybe I'm a little biased but I feel that it's unique and 'Thieves' is just cold, everything from the jersey to the logo is on a different level.
NRG - 7/10
Nrg is cool I definitely like that you get the full six letter org name in three letters but it doesn't have much wow factor. 7 is fair.
Loud - 5/10
I'm sorry guys. I don't see it. Loud = obnoxious for me. Maybe that's just me.
Cloud9 - 7.5/10
SOLID. VERY VERY SOLID. Great name, great logo, but the team brings it down.
Furia - 9/10
Fury. Cold. Cold. And even colder. Brazil cooked with this one.
Evil Geniuses - 8/10
I'm going to be nice because it is a cold name. However from time to time I do sort of get cringed out by it so it might have lost a point. Overall very good though. Plus "EG" is clean.
EDG vs (insert any cn team)
I see that you are very confused and upset so please see below <3
Im referring to praise from NRG socials and media outlets
Im saying he doesn't get his flowers not that he should do content
Ethan most of the time finds himself carrying midrg
Yet basically 99% of NRG's media and socials are STILL centred around s0m and FNS when only s0m comes close to his impact
NRG just sweeps him under the rug but they would be nowhere without him
Losing a job over ch0t is crazy work
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Stack I am coming for your little toe
Boaster calling>
Saadhak playing>
Has under 10 kills in a bo3 ever been done before?
PREDICT FNS KILL COUNT
Edit: I just saw the same thread was made 15 mins ago, my bad, didn't mean to copy :l
Yeah he's good but starpower potential is minimal tbh
You are right. I have sinned. Is there any possible way this horrid act of Valorant blasphemy can be redeemed?
If MIBR is diamond you are not only unranked but playing animal crossing brother
Sen last played MIBR's significantly weaker team and no-one dropped Eeiu's numbers... Your point?
Rage bait or just straight dropped out of preschool because it was too hard?
Bros about to get added to the receipts thread
Yesterday I made a thread putting eeiu in my top 3 for "NA recons ranked by impact"
If you want to check:
https://www.vlr.gg/368268/na-recons-ranked-by-impact/#7
To the deniers, see what I'm saying?
"Its just MIBR" is a weak ass comment so save your energy pls
+21 ON ONE MAP
97% total KAST
Why are you even making a thread for this horseshit brainrot attempt at a post
the simple mind cannot comprehend
If u want I can PayPal you something to help out, It should take a moment its being sent from Monaco :/
Put your money where your mouth is then
YOUR IGL CANT HIT 5 BOTTLE FLIPS IN A ROW DURING T.O
THERES LEVELS TO THIS GAME
Malding just to mald, you will live a sad life
Do your research before speaking lil bro
JackeD
JackEd
JacKed
JaCked
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T0rmi
Only difference is Aspas doesn't fake his stats
Its Sentinels fans vs their egos on this site unfortunately
TheAceGamer30 try not to be useless challenge
Nah because the same people were all saying MIBR 2-1 yesterday, so I have a right :)
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