Lord bruhmphrey does this expert use of detective work and deduction acquire me any goomana? It's my proudest work.
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Lord bruhmphrey does this expert use of detective work and deduction acquire me any goomana? It's my proudest work.
holy shit I would like to thank everyone for supporting me throughout this journey and helping me acquire the hypernova super VLR goomana!!!!!
All hail the goomana system bestowed upon us by lord bruhmphrey.
For those who are wondering what the result will be, fear not. I have done some digging and what I've found is truly breathtaking. The conspiracy goes deep.
So, at first I thought its interesting that EDG's smokes player is called SMOGGY. smog/smoke we get the wordplay. But then I thought... Huh.... Smog.
What is smog?
It is defined as "Fog or haze combined with smoke and other atmospheric pollutants."
Haze? Interesting. Therefore Hazed has secret affiliation with EDG.
Hazed coached doughbros and left in July 2024.
What does doughbros have to do with this you might ask?
Back onto the smokes.... Who is doughbros smoker?
That would be Ange.
Who is clearly stealing the name from Ange1.
Ange1's only trophy is masters copenhaguen.
They beat PRX in the Grand final.... However PRX had benkai at the time.
Ben.... Kai...
Wait... Did you hear that? Kai?
Kai beat leviatan and dropped 52 kills.
HOLY SHIT
the element with atomic number 52 is Tellurium
HOW COULD I NOT SEE THIS COMING?? ITS SO OBVIOUS???
its no coincidence tellurium has the atomic symbol TE (HELLO?? TRACE ESPORTS??? HIS TEAM???)
Grains of native tellurium are found in rocks.
Ladies and gentlemen. I've done it
EDG ----> Rock
PRX ----> Paper
Paper>Rock
PRX>EDG
gg's go next
100% agreed, still an out of pocket title tho
Hello everyone!
I wanted to make a list of all the most ridiculous and out-of-pocket VLR thread titles :D
Link the ones that I should add down below
Here is the list:
"why watching OW porn is a good thing (+18 only)"
"You fucking pricks need to learn human decency"
"does FNS have parkinsons?"
"everyone come serious"
"latinx tacos"
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Continue to keep up the good work and be active on our wonderful site.
Yours truly,
VLR communications director
Or here me out:
Instead of making 100 million threads about how Talon shouldn't have qualified...
You beat talon in the qualifiers 😳😱🤯🫨
Are you referring to frost as frod? (fraud)?
this is confusing because there is obviously another coach called frod
Yours truly,
VLR communications director
It's still crazy that one team will WIN and one team will LOSE 😳😱
In other news grass is green and the sky is blue
They just have a very similar map pool.
If you know your opponent is better on paper
You wouldn't pick a map where you're both equally bad would you?
August 11th.
Mark your calenders
Edward Gaming VS Paper Rex
Who wins?
someone link the "how to identify a baiter" thread
Oh! well in that case everythings ok!
sayf to say mazino is the favourite to beat
Genuinely, no.
Really put the zero in darkzero
Lmao true
I pretty much never see na t1 debut a comp that people haven't seen before
Even my team is guilty of this (haven fnc comp)
(still baller asf tho cause this was a case where the comp suited 100t PERFECTLY)
10/1000 tracker score is crazy bro ngl
Cya round king. 🫡
Forever will be one of the most chill mfs on here.
To be honest I don't think people ever doubted that sen would beat FPX
I think it's that:
-people like to shit on sen because typically sen flairs shit on teams (not trying to generalise, every flair does this)
-people saw trace do good and had high hopes for fpx
-people want to see cn do well
-people will cheer for an upset no matter what
This is the worst day of my life
How will I stay in touch with my goat
post your instagram then chief
let's review your face online because it's so fun
I mean its meta
with the adjustment of neon and breach to make the neon viable
So its not great
but its definitely not the worst i've seen
Rare butterflyeffect roast 🚨
And it did not dissapoint 🫡
South North America>>>>>
Also how does prx lack exp?
Also Turkey is cracked they just have little international exp
Im more european than american chief but keep looking for reasons to hate 👍
Did you say
CHINA NUMBER 1 WE CLEAR EVERY REGION 😂😂😂😂😂
?
Cause I didn't
?
I dont think an international winning top tier team itw can "expose" bilibili ngl
maybe we did a bit too much thinking for today
shocker the international winner and proven top player itw is better than a new region team!!!
"totally fweaking woasted this kid, litewally"
-You, probably.
No, not really
I'd say they look half-way back to their normal selves
Tenz is frying rn but their util isn't top
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