Id rather listen to vlr podcast than this guy

I dont know you lil bro
Exit from my thread
looked through hours of threads to find this and comment
Look in the mirror

Texture will show you why he is the dreamkiller.

Sick website dude, it looks impressive asf
Wish you the best in your developing endeavours
MAJOR BUMP

I agree viewership would be up, but you can't deny that we'd be more likely to see higher levels of play and more jaw-dropping moments (so to speak) if Geng and FNC were to qualify over sen and kru

would make champs very mid ngl

This couldn't be any more obvious imo

FNC 2-1 KRU
GEN 2-1 SEN

haven't seen anyone say this yet but it feels very evident

I think the difference in firepower is viable to consider it an upset despite recent performance

🤓☝️

I think it's more likely that kru beat fnatic based on roster potential alone
But I also think it's likely vit beat lev because of unforeseen circumstance...

Isn't keznit leaving?

me when I dingle fob nip shart 🫡

I goomed all over my keyboard reading this thread!
Oopsie poopsie!!!!

Your day of reckoning will come when you are trialled in front of the supreme goomcourt

I think you mean what isn't a goomana

jealous you're not getting my goomana

ngl this is actually a goated combo
2 symbols I have undying support for

Dear agentinians on the goomana warfront:

We stand at the precipice of a new era, an era defined by innovation, compassion, and the unwavering pursuit of a better world. Today, I want to ignite a spark within each of you, a spark that will illuminate our path as we embark on this extraordinary journey in which I promise I will work to deliver you goomana.

Goomana is more than just a a VLR rating system; it is a beacon of hope, a catalyst for change, and a testament to our collective belief in a brighter future. It is a solution to challenges that have long plagued bait threads, a promise of a better quality of life for countless users.

I'm sure bruhmphrey's mission is not merely to deliver Goomana; it is to empower, to uplift, and to inspire. With each goomana we can deliver, we are sowing the seeds of progress, cultivating a more equitable and sustainable society for the Argentinian brothers of VLR.

I know this journey will not be without its challenges. There will be obstacles to overcome, setbacks to endure, and moments of doubt. But let us remember why we are here. Let us draw strength from our shared vision, our unwavering commitment, and the knowledge that goomana has the power to transform lives.

Together, we have the ability to create a ripple effect of positive change. Let us donate goomana with passion, determination, and a deep sense of purpose. Let us be pioneers, innovators, and compassionate leaders.

The world of VLR is watching. Let us show them what we can achieve when we unite behind a common goal. Let us deliver goomana with pride, with excellence, and with the conviction that we are making a difference. With that said, I would like to donate all my goomana immediately.

like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind?

ofc its only right

Do not impersonate the lord of goomana. Ever.

Note: This post was inspired by IaeDlaer so go show him love if you haven't already!
https://www.vlr.gg/387642/the-biggest-what-if-in-valorant-history

What is your biggest What if? moment in Valorant history?

It can be from any move that almost happened or could've happened or shouldn't/should've happened!
Fire away!

N0x0sN0m0d

Aura

Result of match:
https://www.vlr.gg/387643/prx-vs-edg-result-confirmed

Downfragged at a speed of 6707464 kilometres per hour

W bait review.
I review your review a 7/8

7th post is crazy

What does this mean for the future of all goomana economy?

Does anyone else find it insanely random that Sheydos, nAts, Redgar, Chronicle, and d3ffo got more time in the new deadpool movie than on the valorant stage???

Thanks putin.....

Imagine having the same amount of eyes as fade

Lord bruhmphrey does this expert use of detective work and deduction acquire me any goomana? It's my proudest work.

https://www.vlr.gg/387643/prx-vs-edg-result-confirmed

holy shit I would like to thank everyone for supporting me throughout this journey and helping me acquire the hypernova super VLR goomana!!!!!

All hail the goomana system bestowed upon us by lord bruhmphrey.

For those who are wondering what the result will be, fear not. I have done some digging and what I've found is truly breathtaking. The conspiracy goes deep.

So, at first I thought its interesting that EDG's smokes player is called SMOGGY. smog/smoke we get the wordplay. But then I thought... Huh.... Smog.
What is smog?
It is defined as "Fog or haze combined with smoke and other atmospheric pollutants."
Haze? Interesting. Therefore Hazed has secret affiliation with EDG.
Hazed coached doughbros and left in July 2024.
What does doughbros have to do with this you might ask?
Back onto the smokes.... Who is doughbros smoker?
That would be Ange.
Who is clearly stealing the name from Ange1.
Ange1's only trophy is masters copenhaguen.
They beat PRX in the Grand final.... However PRX had benkai at the time.
Ben.... Kai...
Wait... Did you hear that? Kai?
Kai beat leviatan and dropped 52 kills.

HOLY SHIT
the element with atomic number 52 is Tellurium
HOW COULD I NOT SEE THIS COMING?? ITS SO OBVIOUS???
its no coincidence tellurium has the atomic symbol TE (HELLO?? TRACE ESPORTS??? HIS TEAM???)
Grains of native tellurium are found in rocks.

Ladies and gentlemen. I've done it
EDG ----> Rock
PRX ----> Paper

Paper>Rock
PRX>EDG
gg's go next

thanks bruhmphrey <3

broadcasts

100% agreed, still an out of pocket title tho

https://www.vlr.gg/92997/does-fns-have-parkinsons

goated shout

Hello everyone!
I wanted to make a list of all the most ridiculous and out-of-pocket VLR thread titles :D

Link the ones that I should add down below

Here is the list:

"why watching OW porn is a good thing (+18 only)"
"You fucking pricks need to learn human decency"
"does FNS have parkinsons?"
"everyone come serious"
"latinx tacos"

Thank you AlexSMTx for being a valued member of the VLR community and righting your wrongs!
Continue to keep up the good work and be active on our wonderful site.

Yours truly,
VLR communications director

Or here me out:
Instead of making 100 million threads about how Talon shouldn't have qualified...

You beat talon in the qualifiers 😳😱🤯🫨

Are you referring to frost as frod? (fraud)?
this is confusing because there is obviously another coach called frod

Yours truly,
VLR communications director

It's still crazy that one team will WIN and one team will LOSE 😳😱

In other news grass is green and the sky is blue

I still want to see Izzy in t1

They just have a very similar map pool.

If you know your opponent is better on paper
You wouldn't pick a map where you're both equally bad would you?

August 11th.
Mark your calenders

Edward Gaming VS Paper Rex

Who wins?

someone link the "how to identify a baiter" thread