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| Country: | Brazil |
| Registered: | March 6, 2023 |
| Last post: | May 8, 2024 at 11:12 PM |
| Posts: | 1480 |
https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/45b7c6fe
Cooking in group C 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
It's over, Kru came to win everything this year
100T fails, it is never an assumption but always a certainty
BiliBili came to win it all, friend
1 - BabyJ
2 - BabyJ
3 - BabyJ
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Rapaz, sinceramente, eu senti que o guhrvn jogou mais que o cortezia
Won the VCT in the Americas region, something that Fnatic was unable to do in its region and reached the top 3 of the champions, therefore, top3
Honestly, sometimes I think you have nothing to do during the day and come to VLR.gg to cause disagreement or talk nonsense
The way expectations are for this team, it's either going 10-0 or going 0-10, there's no middle ground
Translated literally, it would be: drooling over nobody's egg. Which means something like: I didn't have to flatter anyone.
Well, a lot of slang in Portuguese looks really strange if translated literally. 💀💀💀
"I got far without having to lower my head to anyone! And I'm going to return to the top once again in the same way, take note 🙏❤️"
It is very poorly translated if you just put it on Google
Saadhak: Argensileiro or Brasilentino?
The only teams in the franchise that are likely to go 13-0 are KC, DFM and EG
It's like they say, devour books and you'll be a wiser person, but devouring page by page doesn't seem like a good choice, because they don't taste that good, so I recommend putting everything in the blender and making a smoothie
Putting cloud9 so high after taking 2-0 from furia is crazy
It's not deathmaker, friend, it's spelled DEATHMAKER
It doesn't make any sense that it was in such a small Riot Brazil studio and with so few teams
A unica vez que o Brasil ganhou um mundial em casa foi no campeonato mundial de Free fire de 2019
Sorry friend, this trick doesn't work on us anymore since all the EMEA teams were destroyed by Loud in Champions 2023, I hope you come back with a better argument next year, for now I'll just watch Loud wash the floor with Fnatic
Emea at Champions 🤝 Emea at GC
Being torn apart by Brazil
Team Liquid parece bem sólida nesse jogo
No, I've never had one in my life, but I watch videos on YouTube of Turkish people cooking kebabs and they look really good.
hmmmm I would love to eat a kebab now 🤤🤤🤤
Top worst opinions on vlr.gg, if you're not doing it yourself, you're very good at what you do
There is a meme here in Brazil about Observer from Esl or Blast, I won't remember it now, but one of them is horrible, he literally can't get any kills on camera, we call him "Death Camera" because he just watch the players who die
I cry with nostalgia just seeing these names, a good time that won't come back 😭😭😭
Okay, now do one with the Game Changers scenario
F pro meu amigo que recebeu downvotes
STATS
mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate
RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)
can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game
I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.
heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze
Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
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