Hyxagon
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Registered: August 2, 2022
Last post: August 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Posts: 1212
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if you play on anything less than a nasa supercomputer you will never get past silver

posted 4 months ago

buzz, aspas, fns, cryo, chronicle, qraxs, nats, valyn

posted 4 months ago

it seems like a good map for him at a first glance at least, tight areas and a bunch of corners

posted 4 months ago

i said i could be wrong

posted 4 months ago

i think its s0m, could be wrong though

posted 4 months ago

I created a spreadsheet keeping track of every players vfl score
link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MS2atm-fep7C7erjoBykBvTLjAIKkbAhRAuRXi5ez_g/edit?usp=sharing
notable stats:

  • dos9 has the most points, at 23
  • Jawgemo is the highest performing 15 cost player
  • Demon1 has the worst point to cost ratio, with 1 point despite costing 13
  • The entire LEV roster is in the bottom 32 players; if you exclude tex, they're all in the bottom 7
posted 4 months ago

i think the best thing to do is make it so different roles get points differently

posted 4 months ago

most of the 0 point pickems are probably people who didnt make week 1 pickems in time. it still count anyone who made at least 1 pickem pick for any match at any time

posted 4 months ago

i just did the math, hypothetically if you win and lose very certain matches then the total amount of match losses you could have since the start of franchising to the end of bangkok is 42, but that would require you to have 33 wins and make every international playoff as well.

posted 4 months ago

i wish academy teams could ascend because it would be so hilarious if the 2g academy could go win ascension and replace 2g in t1

posted 4 months ago

100t just doesnt seem to care about anything outside of tier 1
barely plays off season events, has no academy team, signs mid players and doesnt feel like making changes unless one of their dickriders leaves for a better future

posted 4 months ago

i don’t think spike comes in until either mid split 1 or beginning of split 2

posted 4 months ago

boostio zellsis

posted 4 months ago

it was against you so that’s not impressive

posted 4 months ago

the other three had their moments to shine still, boostio, com, and jawg have all won americas league since eg broke up

posted 4 months ago

i had a bit of hope that a different system might bring 2023 demon1 back, but after kickoff i knew this team would go nowhere

posted 4 months ago

crazy how the two eg champs nrg got were the ones that would fall off the most

posted 4 months ago

nuckleheadmcspazatrons

posted 4 months ago

ong icebox needs to be put down

posted 4 months ago

demon1 is currently the worst player to have chosen for your roster
1 point with a cost of 13 is crazy
raafa and Art are the only other players with 1 point and their costs combined are still less than demon1's

posted 4 months ago

4-0 for americas
2-0 for pacific
8-2 for china (2-0 for this week tho)

posted 4 months ago

GenG fell off a bit losing to rrq and t1 after getting second at madrid
dont over react

posted 4 months ago

FUR > EDG ??

posted 4 months ago

everyone knows week 2 matches are the most unpredictable

posted 4 months ago

rly i just got raafa and zap cause theyre cheap, theyll be warming my benches after emea starts. ngl i didnt realize i had so many igls too

posted 4 months ago

keznit was a really good pick, he has the most point rn by far

posted 4 months ago

sen go in the place of kru to champs, and beat drx and fnc in groups just like they did in playoffs
sen now go to champs playoffs in the spot drx did, and geng go in the spot sen did, meaning geng vs sen in the quarter finals
sen lose as they always do in their first encounter with geng
geng get all the way to the grand finals, beating edg and lev
sen go on a lower bracket run, fueled by their desire for revenge over geng.
sen vs geng is the grand finals, where history repeats itself and sen win champs
tenz retires as the goat of valorant
sacy retires with 2 champs trophies
all of geng retire in humiliation for throwing yet another finals
edit: ngl i didnt realize this was my own post

posted 4 months ago

im not 21 but it wont matter

posted 4 months ago

As of right now
BuZz and Aspas
Zap and Flyuh(bench)
valyn and Cryo
FNS and nAts (bench)
raafa Chronicle (bench) and n4rrate
after this week im subbing chronicle and nats in for raafa and zap and im probably gonna trade narrate for qraxs

posted 4 months ago

damn from what players
im still at 26 just from buzz igl and fns

posted 4 months ago

dude oxy had only 1 more acs than xeppaa
literally if he did a bit less damage he wouldnt have been mvp

posted 4 months ago

i think the third time they tried pushing into site to take c9 by surprise but they got lasered down

posted 4 months ago

2v2 mode for all the duos out there
abilities only (chamber banned)
completely random rounds (random agent, random gun)
select each individual ability

posted 4 months ago

exactly 10 kills
thats a point for my vfl roster

posted 4 months ago

sen, bbl, ns, any cn team other than edg

posted 4 months ago

damn when did hen “masterbaiter” babyh become real

posted 4 months ago

honestly i believe in sen
they seem to do better when they have nothing to lose, and theyre getting back into that zone

posted 4 months ago

Buzz and aspas
zap and flyuh (bench)
valyn and cryo
nats (bench) and fns
chronicle (bench), raafa and narrate
for week two im gonna sub in nats and chronicle for raafa and zap
i might also transfer narrate for qraxs

posted 4 months ago

jawg and demon1 duo queueing is scary asf

posted 4 months ago

at my first job the gm didn’t know how to not hire somebody so it was pretty easy for me

posted 4 months ago

BuZz, Aspas, FNS, N4RRATE, Cryo, valyn, zap, raafa
Bench: Chronicle, nAts, flyuh
went for the strat of getting 3 $5 shitters and keep them on the bench, but since emea isnt playing this week i have my emea players on bench for now

posted 4 months ago

dont forget c9, eg, and lev

posted 4 months ago

best hiding spot is in plain sight

posted 4 months ago

ever watched Psycho?

posted 4 months ago

has anyone else been getting that panda express ad that takes up the entire screen on vlr?
i swear it pops up every 10 seconds and its pmtfo istg
it has literally popped up 4 times in the time it took me to write this post

posted 4 months ago

i know of a certain som1

posted 4 months ago

the best system would be one that weighs recent matches more than older ones, and separates t1 and t2

posted 4 months ago
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