Why is no one mentioning the goat MIBR Shahzam

I think you meant the lakia of valorant

Will shanks be watch partying TEnz v sen?

5 MCEs dad
4 Zekken dad
3 Bangs dad
2 Papa C0M
1 Zombs (brazils dad)

(THIS IS NOT EVERYONE mostly see this on X)
Same ppl saying that Kamo did horrible shit, should be banned from the leauge etc defend Narrate for saying the same shit
Same ppl saying ban Chet/deserved defend JohnQT saying it was an accident etc

Its always these SEN defenders that are the biggest hypocrites. Not all SEN fans are hypocrites, but the majority of hypocirtes are SEN fans

i think having by far the best player itw would give them a confidence boost (remember 2022 yay was like prime Lebron with the rest of the leauge being college players)

lost is crazy as he was the only member to go postive vs DRX

lets not go THAT far

yes. they lost to shitertics in champs

ok but when chet leaked the vod no one in it had a problem with it yet he still got banned

#banjohnqt
#freechet

RIOT GET RID OF THIS TEAM

JohnQT-leaks LEVs scrims and pretends its an accident to get away with it
Narrate-says slurs on stream (no doubt others do as well but not on riot produced streams)
Zekken-cheats
Zellsis-SAs my eyes when he puts on the maid costume
Bang-idk hes chill ig
Reduxx-played in RBHG despite not being 18

BAN THEM RN RIOT

they need Rb

my back hurts and i want to go back to sleep

school, in fact did not start untill 2 minute ago

On Frods stream he pulled up discord by accident and for a moment we could see the players listed

Duelist-Aspas
Flex-Victor
Initator-Crashies
Smokes-Marved
Sentinel-yay

the ceo confirmed the roster as
kamo
Tacolilla
keiko
nAts
paTiTek
LohaN (HC)

Rb GOAT

all good, you can just say "school break" and people will know what you mean

summer

brother where are you living that summer is in october and can i come

depends, i never shit talk enemies always tell jokes ofc gotta spam the thick of it lyrics, hawk tuah, etc. but shit talk is saved for my toxic teammates

me

miniboo has yet to have a perfornce as good as woot shanghai. Woot shanghai was the best duelist itw at that time and argubly him up till the GFs was the best performance of any player all year. He choked a bit in the GFs which due to how the team had little to no practice as a 5 prior to Shanghai +his fist t1 duelist performance+against the best team itw with tons of pressure on him to perform is understandable. Also his flex is still very good (as is miniboo on duelist) but im just saying Woot is better on duelist

Woot is a better duelist than Miniboo

when is that? i know next to nothing about it except the chinese buffet my family goes too have had chinese new year decoration up since last febuary

Mine is Christams.

Im not Christian nor have actually celebrated Christmas but the idea of it is so cool. When I was a kid I always wanted present/a tree, but its my fave purley off the vibe it brings and the songs. The music is so fire I unironcly listen to it during every time of the year.

Whats yours?

and all the 35 year olds go wild

^^^^^^

1. I usally say any agents name instead of he/her
2. In general yes but VAL is diff because the person playing should come first-if the person playing raze is a guy you would say he even though raze is girll
3. Yes because it is realistic. If you take a random group of 25 ppl a couple of them are bound to be lgbtq thats just how statistic work BUT this only works if the lgbtq is not the central part of the character-like a val character who happens to be lgbtq vs a lgbtq character who happen to be in val.

boaster gets hated on for the same reasons FNS is praised. Thats to say Boaster gets hate for not fragging well even though his calling has led his team to 2 trophies and many regional titles, while FNS is praised for his amazing calling while being the worst fragger in the leauge (no hate to either just calling out double standard)

Also
Duelists moving to other roles because they dislike duelist despite how good they are on it is STUPID (only when they arent as good on the role they changed to so Mako/Forsaken dont count as they are better on those roles). Woot is a better duelist than minibum, Sayf was a better duelist than Runner and is a better duelist than Derke, Leaf was a better duelist than Icy, etc.

except phoenix. which hes number 4

1. Scream (bro made chmps 22 playoffs playing phoenix on every map while igling lmao was the benny before benny)
2. Jinggg (with Pearl back as well we are so back PRX set to make and lose another INTL final)
3. Benny (discount scream)
4. FNS (my goat wil fry, put mada on senti or smth he aint good enough to be a t1 duelist anyway)
5. QCK (only duelist he can play)
6. Natank (made t1 off phoenix idk will do it again)
7. Victor (so good he got 5 rounds on it vs LOUD in the champs GF)

If they drop Aspas heres my idea
Duelist/Smokes-Demon1 (Jett/Neon/Astra/Brim/Chamber)
Flex-Kingg (Breach/Kayo/Viper/Gekko?)
Initator-C0M (Sova/Fade/Gekko?)
Smokes/Senti-Lukxo (Cypher/Killjoy/Omen/Viper?)
Sent/Duelist-Tex (Cypher/Killjoy/Raze/Gekko?)

Aspas-Duelist
Kinggg-Flex
C0M-Initator
Demon1-Smokes
Lukxo-Sentinel

Holy LEV is stacked

Listen to Rb highlights

who?

if this happens this will be the 3rd worst team cNed has been on

Was doing laundry on campus and NONE of the 8 dryers availble fucking work (I legit tried every one-2 out of service-3 out of order and 3 just toss the clothes around without drying them and spent 4 hours on it) Fuck it go back to my room with all my wet clothes and hang them up and finally go to sleep at 4AM. Wake up a hour ago and check VLR and see TEC LOST WITH RB CARRYING EVERY MAP.

Cant get a fucking break here man, my goat carries but his team is still shit :(

Surf tried last year and Fr0st didnt let him

johnqt finna get banned for purposfuley leaking LEVs vods

he legit just played this morning vs NOVA and fried

Bros not even close to being the Lakia of Valorant

100% vlr system is weird like that...

just did :)

EDITED there are only 2 actual 1v5s like wed think but these other ones are counted by VLR system as 1v5s, added info and links for each one

VLR counts it as a 1v5 sooooo

https://www.vlr.gg/130617/paper-rex-vs-edward-gaming-valorant-champions-2022-group-stage-opening-a/?game=95029&tab=overview

He’s had a lot of 1v4s but he did 1v5 EDG during champs 22

Those weren’t straight 1v5s they were 5ks

ok so i did this through VLR which just counts if a round win happens with 1 person vs 5- so some of these arent actual 1v5s like youd think
Champs 24: Beyn 1v5 v TE Flashback sticks the spike here but then everyone on DRX dies except Beyn and he ends the round as the last man standing vs 5 players standing for TE
Madrid: Forsaken vs EDG This is what we all think of as 1v5
Champs 22: Tacolilla v TL (MY GOAT) counted as a 1v5 because he got 2 kills then the spike went off killing the other 3 after he diedand Mindfreak v EDG another weird one, Mindfreak gets a kill on kayo ulte smoggy and jinggg dies before his raze ult hits zmjjkk so when kk/smoggy die it technicly counts as 1v5 for Mindfreak
Copenhagen: Marved v GLD again Marved lives while 5 members of GLD cant plant due to time so its counted as a 1v5
Reykavik 22: Stax v PRX this one is an actual 1v5 and Bezn v ZETA almost, gets 4 of them in the 1v5 dies but spike explodes killing last one

neither of these players are top 5 itw and one of them isnt even top 25