thats for the thread "how to spot the dumbest people on earth"

NEVER disrespect my goat governor again

Unfortantley Rb has stated this wont happen

every player on GenG clears him
every player on FNC (except boaster) clears him
Aspas/Kingg/Mazino clear him
Valyn/Leaf/JonahP clear him
Keznit clears
Forsaken/Something/Davai clears
Sayf clears

and thats only like half the teams.

its primmie governor jitboys and 2 bums +awful coach

CN<<<EMEA=AME<=PAC<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Rb

Title is truth
Explanation is cap

Rb is the best player on every agent

• "Yay/Optic werent good they only abused Chamber" EDIT: Yes they did use chamber but the argument they were only good because chamber is idiotic since litterally every team used him on a majority of their maps
• "TenZ/SEN werent good in Reykavik 21 they only were good because it was farmers leauge"
• "Loud were by far the best team in 2022"
• "Jinggg is horrible PRX should replace him and play meta comps"
• "DRX are better now then when they had Stax/Rb/Zest"
• "Zekken is a top tier jett player"
• "Potter isnt a good coach"
• "FNS is washed"
• "Saadhak is washed"
• "Primmie is better than Aspas"

idk theres probably more but this is just the ones I could think of now

https://www.vlr.gg/378669/team-vitality-vs-trace-esports-valorant-champions-2024-opening-c
https://www.vlr.gg/247094/nrg-esports-vs-bilibili-gaming-valorant-champions-2023-group-stage-opening-c

why do China only upset in group C?

Rb isnt the y/n hes the hot male lead that we all pine for

sorry I only right DeyahAlAjarma/Rb fanfics

Players who are litterally living the y/n life in VCT-ranked

1. EG Demon1-bro subbed into the worst team in the leauge for their best player, transformed the bottom tier players into the best players itw, barely made it to playoffs/tokyo in a cinderalla run, got 2nd in tokyo for the comeback storyline and dominated to win champs. If thats not a fanfic idk what is.
2. FNC Hiro-subbed into the former best team itw who just happend to wake up and start playing like gods again, looks amazinga and wins split 2 dominating in champs.
3. TLN Primmie-randimly subbed into TLN for a single elim-wins it and plays so good that people start saying hes better than Aspas

SEN will never drop Tenz. They are more likely to cut Zekken and have Tenz play Jett/Raze (not saying thats likely, just more likley than the former)

https://www.vlr.gg/130685/loud-vs-optic-gaming-valorant-champions-2022-gf/?game=95134&tab=overview
https://www.vlr.gg/130682/drx-vs-loud-valorant-champions-2022-ubsf/?game=95123&tab=overview
https://www.vlr.gg/130679/leviat-n-vs-loud-valorant-champions-2022-ubqf/?game=95113&tab=overview
https://www.vlr.gg/130679/leviat-n-vs-loud-valorant-champions-2022-ubqf/?game=95114&tab=overview
https://www.vlr.gg/130623/zeta-division-vs-loud-valorant-champions-2022-group-stage-opening-b/?game=95048&tab=overview
https://www.vlr.gg/130624/optic-gaming-vs-loud-valorant-champions-2022-group-stage-winners-b/?game=95051&tab=overview
https://www.vlr.gg/130623/zeta-division-vs-loud-valorant-champions-2022-group-stage-opening-b/?game=95048&tab=overview

Whooped? I wouldnt call 2 ots and 1 stomp (optic also stomped) a whoop.

I have Rb talking on 10 hour loop

I would kill for an Rb profile

no wonder hes been playing like shit, krus been stealing all of his supply

YOU CUT MY GOAT RB FOR THIS LMAOOOOOOOOOO

and yet he single handedly turned TTR into the best t2 team (they would have won ascencion if not for Wedids sitituation

idc if hes ass gotta be better thab midkken

In his 6 intl events he is ranked 3rd in all kills at an intl.
Derke who played 3 more masters going on too win 2 of them is only a 100 kills above him
His former teammates who he HARD carried (victor crashies) who played 3 more events are barely above and below him.
The next highest player (buzz) played 2 more events and is 100 kills below him

In all Champs kills (remember hes played 2, 1 of which he was grouped)
Of the 6 people above him 4 of them have played 1 more champs then him (the 2 others being Less and Aspas)
Mako is only above him by 2 kills
The next 4 people below him have attended 1 more champs than him (the person below him is below by 50 kills)

He may be washed now but never disrespect his prime.
Source: https://x.com/willminder/status/1818811893458649393/photo/1

Also shoutout to Demon1 for making #19 with only 1 champion run
And FNS somehow snuck his way into #20 (and people say hes not a fragging igl)

EG Shanks theme

actual npc

he thought it would be easier (less work for him) if Demon1 could play duelist only

What changes? Both known for being world champion initator players who have dropped in numbers this year but still put up great util and are the secondary callers for their teams. Would Lev/Sen be better or worse?

so at masters/champs.
UNDISPUTED LIST:

1. Rb 25-12-14 on Harbor vs ASE at Masters Tokyo
2. Rb 27-20-15 on KayO vs Furia at Champions Istanbul
3. Rb 22-9-3 on Killjoy vs BBL at Lock//IN
4. Rb 21-10-8 on Skye vs PRX at Masters Berlin
5. Rb 17-9-9 on Skye vs Ascend at Masters Berlin
6. Rb 23-14-4 on Killjoy vs NaVi at Champions LA
7. Rb 21-14-4 on Killjoy vs LOUD at Champions LA
8. Rb 19-13-4 on Killjoy vs TLN at Lock//IN
9. Rb 20-14-6 on Neon vs 100T at Champions Istanbul
10. Rb 21-15-1 on Neon vs FNC at Champions Istanbul

Sign Rb. My flex goat can play any agent the team needs at the highest level.

nah TS at lock in was crazy. Had probably the upset of the century completly DESTROYING Liquid, then almost doing it again against Navi.

Teams that only did great at 1 Lan and were shit at every other they attended (if they even attended another)?

#1 Gotta Be Zeta

im still on the SEN Leo bandwagon so we can get Sacy to save Brazil

Rb #1 after that its a fight for 2nd

chose heat instead because he has a bigger agent pool

this is also assuming less doesnt kick aspas again

ignoring language

One Recon-100T Eeiu
One Sentinel-LOUD Less
One Duelist-LEV Aspas
One Smokes-G2 Valyn (igl)
One Flex-KRU Heat
Coach-EG Potter

bro wants a repeat of NRG 24

DRX has fumbled 4 generational talents already. Doubt you want it to be 5

why wait?

In a surprising turn of events, Michael "Dapr" Gulino, one of Valorant's most celebrated professional players, has announced his retirement from competitive play. The announcement comes on the heels of OXG's narrow defeat against TSM in the T2 qualifier, which ended their hopes of advancing to Ascension.

Dapr's decision marks the end of an era for OXG and the Valorant community. Known for his exceptional game sense, precise aim, and charismatic personality, Dapr has been a cornerstone of his team's success and a fan favorite since the game's early days.

In a heartfelt statement released on social media, Dapr expressed his gratitude to his fans, teammates, and the broader esports community. "It's been an incredible journey, and I'm thankful for every moment," Dapr wrote. "However, after much reflection, I've decided it's time for me to step back and focus on new challenges and opportunities."

Dapr cited the intense pressure and demands of competitive play as key factors in his decision. He also mentioned a desire to explore new avenues within the gaming industry, hinting at potential ventures in content creation, coaching, or even game development.

The announcement of Dapr's retirement has elicited an outpouring of support and nostalgia from fans and fellow players alike. Social media platforms have been flooded with tributes, highlighting some of his most memorable plays and expressing appreciation for his contributions to the game.

"Dapr is a legend, and his impact on Valorant cannot be overstated," said former teammate Jordan "Zellsis" Montemurro. "He brought a level of professionalism and skill that elevated everyone around him. He'll be missed, but I know he'll succeed in whatever he chooses to do next."

tell me you didnt watch 23 without telling me you didnt watch 23.

Demon1 was leauges ahead of him
Jawgemo was WAY better
Boostio fragged out almost as hard (if not harder in some matches) WHILE IGLING
And C0M had insane Champions (would rank him below but arguble if your talking pure champs)

Rb

bro wasnt even top 3 argubly their worst

I changed my lockscreen from TEC Rb to Rb in the latest watchparty he did!

Rb

He was almost on Rbs level

What do you expect these players never go outside and only eat fast food so their immune system is weak af

RB

SEN FNC???

SEN LEO???

RB??

aint they married?