prx is my second favorite team. they definitely deserve a shout out for their deep runs 🥰

chaadhak is the goat

a super team cannot have any weak links.

he’s holding his own i feel idk

there’s only limited spots 😭😭😭 they’re definitely up there but prx is special bc they’re so chaotic and everyone midrounds. i’ll add a special place for prx lol i love them

thank you obelisk ☺️
i try to be informative and unbiased as much as i can when writing these. glad you liked it.

i’m a marved girly but valid

my valorant takes ☺️ #AheadOfTheCurve

1. saadhak - great in terms of both midrounding and fragging. genuinely seems like a great leader and brings out the best in his teammates. probably the greatest asset to loud next to aspas before he left to leviatan. the honorary brazilian goat.

2. fns - will miss if you ask him to shoot any water in an ocean but man his mind for the game is amazing. his understanding of valorant is beyond comparable and he’s the definition of an igl masterclass. many times his reads against the enemy is scarily perfect.

3. boaster - 2023 is his year. has a super team but the perseverance this man has shown is incredible. deserves credit for the macro stuff fnc did along with mini. he’s like a second coach almost.

4. ange1 - shows deep knowledge of every map and experiments a crap ton(sometimes with troll comps). he’s had success with fpx so i’ll put him here. i don’t like his new strat of go die and igl though. especially on omen and the team loses smokes lol he’s decent in terms of fragging

5. boostio - not your typical igl who heavy mid rounds but he’s the person who can do execs and setups to a T. i think ethan midrounds a lot more but boostio is more recently up there and not as consistent or established as the others so he’s lower but pretty good.

HM
ShahZaM - huge fragger as igl as his mechanics are good and i think his midrounding is good which people disagree with but i’ve watched him too much and find his leadership amazing. his work ethic is also insane. he was sen’s igl, coach, analyst and sometimes duelist. people underrate him too much.

johnqt - i might be biased(flair) but as a fresh tier 1 igl, his midrounding is insane(and fns agrees). his calls for rotates and execs are incredible. his cypher setups are so fucking good and he can frag/shoot straight. i love john cutie.

stax - questionable midrounding on drx for a while though but stax has his moments and his mechanics are good. the consistency of drx is also worth noting. never the winners but at least consistent.

edit: special place dor all of prx for alecksdesk ☺️ they’re a super chaotic team and thrive in that type of environment. all 5 contribute to the mid rounding and calls and they’ve managed to make super deep runs.

@zekken your turn next buddy

ughh sure

it’s kind of cute and funny. more sen players in maid costumes please.

clears every other anime opening on god

still handsome either way 🥰 my igl

i’m sorry i’m making you mad with these posts 🥺

ohhh wow… that’s certainly a take of all time

hi michael how are you 🥰

if pANcada doesn’t play in february.. or doesn’t get transferred to another team, that’s fine ☺️

i just hope drewspark and dephh both step on a lego, their pillow is always warm, every traffic light is a red when they drive and i hope there is never any toilet paper when they’re stuck on the toilet.

#freepancada
#freebryanluna

rip RA 🥲

that’s amazing! congrats 🥰

Yashwatthama "yay" Yadav is an Indian professional Valorant player for NV, an American electrical sports ( e-sports) organisation. He is also known as El Diablo aka the demon because of his mafia connections in his hometown, Haryana.

i was debating between vit or navi tbh

this was the other prediction i had but didn’t want to jinx sen and nrg

sen and nrg on top 🤝

you’re soo right. americas is the hardest region to rank tbh. too much talent.

you’re so based and valid for that sen/nrg take.

AMERICAS / LOUD & LEV

EMEA / FNC & VIT

APAC / PRX & DRX

CN / EDG & FPX

( my fellow sen fan pengu12 said i have a 9 inch penis so my opinions are valid and these are the teams for madrid thank u )

you’re right it is 9 inches gigachad

night dani ☺️

i got the xenohunter knife in the current night market and the last one 💀💀💀

the valorant gods are trying to tell me something

primary controller. not secondary like viper.

you know what i meant

no

no

it’s been 467 days since pANcada played primary controller in any official vct match.

please let him play or release him lol

#freepancada
#freepookie
#freebryanluna

awwww do my posts trigger you ? 😚

bold of you to assume i have a penis

oh my god the goattt
he’s pretty good with interactions

only once 4 months ago because i offered him 100 gifted and lunchables (which i still owe btw lmao)

he’s so unserious

thank you for supporting my pancada on controller and tenz flex propaganda ☺️

this. based widepeepofrosty 🥰

or better yet…

buy her both skins if she plays val ☺️

@zekken my goat, you did me a solid the last time we spoke on here. can you do me another favor and ask kaplan to let pancada play? or at least release him to lev/furia thank you ☺️

#freepancada
#freepookie
#freebryanluna

michael ! i’m glad you enjoyed the movie.

ohhh that troll post by alecksdesk lmaoo. hes memeing 🙄

wait what LOL

i need to see this

idk .. my brain is too fried.. i worked a 12 hour shift at the hospital :(((

i have a doctorate in pharmacy but not street smart. does that lowkey count…i’m only diamond in val also.. i’m vlr dumb i guess..

😭😭😭

why would anyone want to steal this though

my posts never fail to trigger people.

i love it :)

bryan vinicius luna da silva

let him play :)

#freepancada

3-0 stay mad

🤨🤨🤨

#freepookie

there you go