tuyz is playing fine though as much as it hurts me

super duper unbiased totally correct list of best valorant players itw. they’re all handsome, rich and the best at the game. better than your favs. the best valorant players to ever valorant. you saw them whiff shots ? no you didn’t. the enemies were bots and their movement were iron level. riot needs to fix the bullet spread. it’s not their fault. anyways it’s not in any particular order

1. TenZ - mr. clout himself with the skills to back it up. the best flex in the motherfucking game. yay who? demon1 who? i only know ben tenz. mvp of 2021 and now mvp of playoffs. respect his name.

2. pANcada - brazils pride and joy. the best bench warmer in the fucking game. no one makes it toasty like him. 2022 champs mvp and one of the best controllers in the world. he can also spit bars, check out his song with tacolilla. the man can do everything.

3. marved - jimmy nguyen is ice cold. the reason why optic won iceland when he mvpd and if you think otherwise, you can fight me. one of the best controllers in the world with bryan luna. also an artist and has a banger song.

(for all intents and purposes, this is half a joke. they’re all number 1 in my heart 💕)

LOL who are you

how’d you make that connection cause it’s not my alt

should.. i make one though.. pancadasgamerc0ck inspired by that one aspas account

wait what
what do i have to do with this

since sykko was the coach, getting dephh as the igl was probably thought of as a good idea . coach/igl chemistry from xset,

it fucked up their entire year lol

😔😔😔

yes define it for me

i want to confirm something also

what’s your definition of dickriding

i will not take the zachary patrone slander

mhmm yes the dickriding list goes

1. TenZ
2. marved and pANcada
3. rest of the sen players

i will glaze zekken and his skills yes

valid… so valid

sending you all my love 🥺 thank you for the reminder 💕💕

aspas is so valid 😍 mine is

1. tenz
2. marved and pancada
3. sen players

you can never make me not fangirl over tenz, zekken and pancada

🥰🥰🥰

i don’t feel like crying today about my goat but i will enjoy the roasting of others

thank you cned fan 🙏

i’m always ready to throw hands

brooo

😭😭😭

mini is still on the team 😭

would you fall in love?
would you fall in love ?
if i saw you at the club,
would you fall in love?

absolute banger from jimmy

:(

me too

clears the way to my heart ? yes

…

is this what i’ve become. pancadas ambassador..

for sure, bryan luna can hit.
(and i’m not talking about raze ults)

call me biased but man it hits like 99% of the time

the little gremlin is goated

2021 bc tenz was fun to watch

my wet dream

i tried for 80 something days I TRULY DID

he wants to compete 🥺🥺🥺
“what is all this aim for if i cannot play”

his tweets make me sad man

i’m on my knees. take pancada back please.

mibr and furia are hopeless sorry

(kidding i can’t do that to tuyz. he’s great. but this fucking blows)

LET ME BE HAPPY YOU FUCK

sure
did i play well or nah

FUCK MAN LET ME BE HAPPY FOR ONE SECOND

DONT MAKE ME CRY OVER BRYAN

half french half viet yes

all roads lead to them

(seriously you kill zekken, you still have to face tenz. and vice versa i heckin love them)

tenz will be okay i hope

michaelishappy

that 4 stack A is absolute cinema

my goat

they could never make me hate you

i talked to my girls. they said no.
nt

marved 10/10
pancada 10000/10
tenz 10/10

my handsome controller goats
i was so happy when they were on the same roster

i miss hunter mims 🥲
i hope he’s doing well

i’ll kick him in the balls

he can’t take on this 5’3 girl i swear

don’t care

i personally have beef with rory jackson.
I WANT TO FIGHT

when and where are we are throwing hands with dephh

tell me i’ll be there no matter what

nepotism !

dephh didn’t even call both sides on xset

dapr as senti and pancada smokes ?

makes sense but man that’s fucked

hi conut ! 🥰