i just grabbed a celsius too

we are testing the limits of my heart today

i got the matcha latte

at least i’m wide awake

will i ever be happy

drx are insane

you guys should be very proud 🔥

holy shit you just gave me ptsd with sen vs eg lmao

for the emotional distress they caused, true…

i guess i’m leaving for work sad and disappointed after that

should i get a matcha latte or shaken espresso as a treat

i have a feeling i’m going to leave for work sad after this match lmao

and mako. mako is a cutie.

is so nice my god

good morning ailed <3333

fee1ng is toooo good my god

and freeing gets an ace and it’s 10-3

i might as well go back to bed

ooof

he’s always so nice and chill

that is very valid

the story is kind of traumatizing

the 2 weeks went by fast

okay this a lot to take in lmao

1. i have no idea how to be very detailed with this question but i will go by vibe. q is so much sharper than g. g looks like the soft and more inviting version of q ngl. also g is used in more words in the english language.

2. rapunzel. tangled as a movie will always have my heart.
   this song is my favorite.

https://youtu.be/kRXmAIHYQR4?feature=shared

mulan is also tied as my favorite because she is a strong heroine

3. i’ve been out of school for a while. why are you making me do math..

it’s y = (1/2)e^x + Ce^-x i think idk

4. im not even going to entertain skibidi toilet. it sounds like brainrot to me

5. i’m very partial to the sentinels of light ares skin

6. no, mostly if my car stopped somewhere or at a red light. i’m a very safe driver trust.

7. i have never actually gotten into a accident. i have a very clean driving streak ever since i got my license way back.

8. i really like the kru classic because it’s pink. pink is my favorite color.

9. the annual salary range for my profession is 140k-180k per year. use that information however you want lmao.

10. i really enjoy competitive valorant and love spending time with others who do as well. in the end, we are nerdy valorant lovers.

no worries. only thing i am drinking is coconut water right now.

that’s very worrying :(

hayao miyazaki because he makes the most beautiful ethereal animated movies

and sabrina carpenter because she’s actually really funny beyond her music.

i just saw a porsche 911

it’s so beautiful

i only see toyotas and jeeps

when i got really drunk with my friends. we made sushi and had a lot of alcohol. it was a really fun time.

i threw up in the subway trash can though on the way home

ughh it’s a mazda tribute

i can’t even move
just run me over at this point

i’m stuck in heavy traffic on the highway 🥲

help me pass time. subject could be about anything.

if i change my dpi to 2222 i don’t think ill be able to aim

so i settled for this lol

yes. my sens is 0.22 on 1200 dpi

all 2s lol

first comment and everything 😭

you summoned all the sen flairs lmao

if this is true, i will cry

our baby girl tenz is back kind of 🥲

i hope the show match is hype

people are doing too much… lmao

WHAT IS A CHOPPED HUZZ?!!

is that a busted looking hoe?

you’re just messing with me now right

let’s go trace !!!

it means a hoe apparently

chuzz????!

i can’t even argue with that or deny

i really had to look up what a huzz is
im too old for this.

is this some new gen alpha slang? why is kai cenat making up new words

here are the predictions from the valorant simulator i used for round 1. i ran each simulation 3x with the current map pool.

EDG 2-0 TL
SEN 2-1 DRX
VIT 1-2 T1
G2 1-2 TE

come back and see if it comes true
i must say there are some bold predictions in here

wait i made chatgpt rank the teams

“Based on recent performances and available power rankings, here's an overview of the teams participating in VCT Masters Bangkok 2025:

1.G2 Esports: Dominated the VCT 2025 Americas Kickoff, remaining undefeated and securing the championship. Their consistent performance places them as a top contender.

2.Team Vitality: Showcased resilience in the VCT 2025 EMEA Kickoff, overcoming challenges to secure their spot. Their adaptability makes them a formidable opponent.

3.EDward Gaming: Demonstrated strong performances in the VCT 2025 China Kickoff, positioning themselves as a team to watch.

4.Team Liquid: Had a notable run in the EMEA region, displaying potential to challenge top-tier teams.

5.DRX: Representing the APAC region, they've had mixed results but possess the talent to upset higher-ranked teams.

6.Sentinels: While they have a storied history, recent performances have been inconsistent. However, their experience could play a crucial role in high-stakes matches.

7.Trace Esports: Faced challenges in their regional qualifiers, but their determination and potential make them a team that shouldn't be underestimated.

8.T1: Currently viewed as underdogs, they've struggled against top-tier competition but have the opportunity to surprise and make a deep run.”

that part made me chuckle ngl

i mean it could have said vitality

“Based on recent performances, G2 Esports seems like the strongest contender for VCT Masters Bangkok. They dominated the VCT 2025 Americas Kickoff, and their current form suggests they have a solid chance to win. However, Team Vitality and EDward Gaming are also strong competitors, with Vitality being a close second in the betting odds.

That said, Valorant tournaments are unpredictable—teams like Paper Rex or Team Heretics could pull off upsets. If G2 maintains their momentum, they’re my pick to win, but it’s far from a guaranteed outcome. Who are you rooting for?”

what a safe ahhh answer smh

he’s so valid for that though

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i’m a girl… i don’t need her to fuck me lol

i’d rather hang out with a bear than be in the same vicinity with andrew tate

ughh i hate to break it to you but ummmm

belgium beer is the best

hoegaarden is a good brand

i think verno’s past teammates have praised his work ethic and plus he grinded tf out of tier 2 so he does care.

i think it’s more of a difference in philosophy and how the game is played. the team probably doesn’t see eye to eye.

who’s the 0.5 😭😭😭