i love somcs

somcs

holy w

BABYGOAT

"Get a life"

I've heard this everytime I do something amazing.

What is wrong with simply spending all of your life on something useless? Is it even useless? Is having thousands of posts on a site called VLR truly someone who has no life? An incel? Unhinged? Schizo? Autistic? Am I all of them? Yes. But is it to be ashamed of? No. It is far from it. Instead, we should embrace these powers given by us from the gods we worship: Yay, TenZ, and ANGE1. We are ascending to GODHOOD the more we spend time in this site. Every posts, every comment, every thread we make gives us a ladder to climb and claim a view to the divine gaze of Olympus.

You. Are a candidate for the salvation of all human beings on this planet. Enigma did us good with website. The posts we make every second of the day is a slowly palpable pleasure to witness.

I. Myself. Am proud that I am a member of this sanctuary. And I am happy to see this site evolve into a larger spectrum.

Be proud child. We are of higher intellect than these fools who spend their precious time on something else instead of VLR.

or i will get involved. ...

:3

yfp win despite nerve and tdawgg combined 50 bomb each map aleksandar drops 52 by himself

YFPWIN

i mean overall just lower level more aim duels as well which is why its so fun to watch players like flor play. the util and team play level is lower so mechanics like hers get to shine but its the same at the end of the day overall

cat face

holy smokes chat

Idk if this is a rare opinion but I think all the EMEA teams have looked more or less good this tourney obviously NAVI gets grouped here but they didn’t look terrible Im impressed with that and I say there’s potential

I told you they peaked hahahah

Mfs called me crazy on here when I said NRG peaked, it wasn’t hard to see, more proof here ;p

Ermmm

The trophy I’ll win is staying awake for an entire EMEA match when the day comes stories for generations will be told about the soul who withstood unbearable boredom

I feel asleep three different times in the first map alone

To offer low quality 10 hour long maps

W for Trent but I want guard core to stay together

NO

Am I nas last hope :000

Umm heyyy :33

Bro don’t do this

If you say virus link I’m gonna cry it’s an insane unwinnable clutch from the goat
https://twitter.com/elfonaashelf/status/1687293815546388481?s=46

HEY

me

ty bro

v1 can

i mean thats not really a hot take if ur ever actually in the scene it only gets worse there so much drama and outside of signed teams its literally only pug rosters that split as soon as they lose ovr all its a mess

everyone want me

nvm sorry

have the oppurtunity to play with a great ascendant plus any na servers

they can and i feel like gc wont catch up to main circuit pros for a while if ever but if you been in the scene for a while u can see the overall improvment is amazing

it changes nothing really i been on adhd meds similar and having to deal with the side effects of adhd counters any "benifits" you think aderall would give

what even

bruh shaq and kobe never even touched this game what r u talking abt

bob and kat are shaq and kobe

ethan made yoru look insane before anyone considered using that agent id def consider him as flex

easiest xset win recorded online

;p

i mean bronze takes are good

watching nrg do well wont be suprise are they not supposed to be one of the best teams?

what r u talkin abt

???

eg solid tourney but thats it so far
nrg looking like theyve peeked
sen looking close to t3 level
100t almost justifiable to be considered a pro team

ill sign them

fuck your right

v1 runs 3 duelist comp once their in final form and 0-2 all teams in their path

watch the best team na has to offer v1 oblitirate the competiton