Eldy
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Registered: September 10, 2022
Last post: May 19, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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there are multiple ways it can be balanced though.

The ult can be made only in a range again so there aren't too many angles to clear.
The reveal can be made breakable obviously, I meant to make it breakable like harbor's bubble but I forgot to add that lol. Also, 3 seconds reveal on anyone who is inside that bubble, it won't be as small as harbor's bubble obviously but just a bit more bigger yk?
The smoke dissipation for an ultimate would be a waste of ultimate if you ask me, just 1 execute for an agent that lacks so much in his kit won't be useful.
The birds thingie is 50-75 damage which goes away in 3-5 seconds, that would be fun no? Plus initiator class and his abilities support that, unlike chamber's lmao

posted 11 months ago

flag

posted 11 months ago

STATS

posted 11 months ago

you're the one who's baiting smh

posted 11 months ago

my anime character clears your baiting ass

posted 11 months ago

3/4 out of those are things I wanted to be possible with existing agents ngl.

I wanted skye's flashes to be like the hawks i suggested,

I wanted viper's ult be like that airbubble thingie and

I wanted Omen's ult to be like the ult I suggested lol

posted 11 months ago

its not though lol

posted 11 months ago

expected nothing less from braindead 4 star users

posted 11 months ago

its already dead LUL

posted 11 months ago

Agent name: Perisher
Class: Initiator

------------Abilities------------

E: Dissipate all enemy smokes in a specified region (the region can be like harbor's ult) for 3-5 seconds (depends on what seems more balanced)

C: One huge airbubble that reveals whoever is inside of it from the enemy team, stays for 3 seconds

Q: 2 birds like skye's but these do not flash, you control them like skye's dogs but their speed is +/- skye's flashes. Upon impact with enemies, they damage them for 50-75 but its regained over a span of 3-5 seconds

X: Silent TP like Omen's ult. You do hear the ult is popped but there is no sound given off that would give the enemy any info as to where you ulted. Kinda like Itachi from Naruto, birds coming in and he teleports away.

Would be cool no?

posted 11 months ago

I have a good idea:

Agent name: Perisher
Class: Initiator
------------Abilities------------

E: Dissipate all enemy smokes in a specified region (the region can be like harbor's ult) for 3-5 seconds (depends what seems more balanced)

C: One huge airbubble that reveals whoever is inside of it from the enemy team, stays for 3 seconds

Q: 2 birds like skye's but these do not flash, you control them like skye's dogs but their speed is +/- skye's flashes. Upon impact with enemies, they damage them for 50-75 but its regained over a span of 3-5 seconds

X: Silent TP like Omen's ult. You do hear the ult is popped but there is no sound given off that would give the enemy any info as to where you ulted. Kinda like Itachi from Naruto, birds coming in and he teleports away.

Would be cool no?

posted 11 months ago

bro copied csgo and said he's creative LMAO

posted 11 months ago

cant be loud, they copied the play button from youtube LUL

posted 11 months ago

Whats the excuse today?

Strats saving or trying to win?

posted 11 months ago

KC clears both

posted 11 months ago

This would be a fun way to decide which team gets to keep their spot and which has to leave it from next year:

A tournament for all the shit teams from Franchising, e.g KRU, DFM, KC and name whatever other team you think is utter trash.

Team that goes winless is out obviously, teams that make it near to the finals would get a shot at keeping their slots? Just an idea though IK it sounds kinda shit but it would actually give us more valorant to watch even if its horrendous lmao. Plus if this doesnt happen we will have no ways of making sure which shit team is actually better than the other XD

posted 11 months ago

Detonationfuckme are bots

posted 11 months ago

gahaha frrr

posted 11 months ago

SOMEONE FIX KANCER RAGING USERS AND DETONATIONFUCKME FGS

posted 11 months ago

Klaus, Nagz, keloqz, newzera and boo

team name should be The Mid squad.

posted 11 months ago

aguero smoking pot fr

posted 11 months ago

nt

posted 11 months ago

will do thanks

posted 11 months ago

I do not care about VLR.gg politics sorry

posted 11 months ago

you disgust me.

Bro is a weak marved enjoyer, Marved is GOATed.

posted 11 months ago

if i lose i wont do it until im confident enough :D

posted 11 months ago

What the LLL in Loud's abbreviation stands for, we'll see the same thing done again in Tokyo too lul

For big brained Bronzilians, its all the maps Fnatic took against them :D

posted 11 months ago

name checks out, haha very komedi

posted 11 months ago

I only bet the money that i have extra dw.

I enjoyed doing it ngl

posted 11 months ago

reported

posted 11 months ago

i have a big bean too

posted 11 months ago

No i only win, i have the sigma grindset.

posted 11 months ago

might be, i found them on the forum

posted 11 months ago

Took the odds on KRU winning map 2 against C9, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm gonna be a very good and successful bettor.

Next bet: Sentilulz make playoffs :)

posted 11 months ago

scam link my pc died

posted 11 months ago

me

posted 11 months ago

FUCKING STREAMERS ORG FR

posted 11 months ago

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool fps game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

posted 11 months ago

'Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a knife. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Tenz missing his blade storm. Shame on you Tyson for almost killing me!'

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

posted 11 months ago

Jett from valorant is so fucking sexy I can't begin to explain how tasty her ass would be. I mean all that jumping and movement would be one hell of a workout that would just substantialy colossalise her South Korean butt. I don't know man, just listening to the noises she makes when she updrafts can make me get off at least 14 times just from one voiceline. Whenever she pulls out her knives I can just imagine her on top of me, like the submissive male I am with her just cutting me open. Fuck, just the thought of her licking my blood and eating my organs just gives me the chills and makes me so horny. Please somebody make Jett in real life.

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

posted 11 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 11 months ago

The OpTech Supremacy is a term referring to the Valorant roster of OpTic Gaming, and their odd tendency to call pauses both technical and strategic at the most opportune times during a match. Three players from the former roster which was disbanded at the start of Valorant's franchising system earlier this year, along with coach Chet ''Chet'' Singh, who are all now on NRG, continue the tradition of pauses that are triggered at such good times it is suspicious. Even though they are on a different team, these 4 individuals sustain the legendary ''OpTech Strat''.

Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference? Holy shit they finally made a reference about my favorite game called geometry dash. Last time someone was having depression and i said "conical depression." Because conical depression is a gd level and my mom became furious get it? Because it is a gd reference. Did someone just said tartarus mythology?1 That is like the hardest demon in my favorite game called geometry dash, i also someone was having a cold sweat recently and i said it's a gd reference, i got kicked out but at least i said "Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" Also someone on twitter posted about their zodiac sign and I said "Zodiac?! That's a gd level." And i got blocked by them, but at least it's worth it because i said it's a gd reference. Also, one time i saw a snake owner crying from agony because he saw his snake eating himself which is hilarious because it means ouroboros which is a gd level by a top creator named viprin, and the snake owner kicked me out of his house but it was worth it because it's a gd reference. Someone just posted on Twitter saying "We are having a sunset sandstorm on our house pls help us, we're literally gonna be suffocated on the sand." And I said, "Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And i got blocked by crohn44 because I said it's a gd reference. Yesterday, my mom said, "I'm gonna decode something." And I said, "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And I got beaten with a belt by my mom, but at least it was worth it because it's a gd reference.

bro listen up, u the worst valorant player i ever seen, ur aim is shakier than ur moms legs after i smashed her, and ur brain must be working slower than the halflife of a xenon 124 atom. u a garbonzo bean, a complete waste of internet connection. u need to step up ur game or just stick to playing tic tac toe on ur calculator.

Have you heard of the ScreaM cult? Legend has it that if you recite the phrase "one tap, two tap, three tap, four, ScreaM is the best, I want more" while holding a framed picture of ScreaM and spinning around three times, he will appear before you and grant you the power of the one-tap.

But beware, for the power of the one-tap comes with a cost. You will become obsessed with headshots and will start to see everything as a target. You may even find yourself trying to one-tap your friends in real life.

Legend has it that once you join the ScreaM cult, you will be given a secret code name that only other cult members will know. Your new identity will be based on your favorite type of potato. If you like French fries, you'll be known as "FryScreaM". If you prefer mashed potatoes, you'll be known as "MashScreaM".

The cult members also believe that ScreaM has the ability to manipulate time and space. They believe that if you pray to him hard enough, he can turn back time and erase all your bad rounds from existence. They even go as far as to say that if you reach a high enough level of devotion, you can travel through time and play VALORANT matches with ScreaM himself in the future.

I’m literally so down bad for viper. I would let her do whatever science experiment she wants on me as long as I get to inhale her farts. Just the thought of her voice makes my 9 inch horse cock so erect. Every single time I turn on my pc to play valorant all I can think about is vipers fat ass riding me and her eyes rolling back as I slowly put it in. I just want her to dominate me whenever she wants. I would be whatever she wants me to be. I want to fully submit to her. I just want viper mommy to use me. She could spit on me and disrespect me and I would still be the one apologizing.

If anyone wants to cosplay as viper mommy and dominate me I’m willing to take volunteers. Hmu<3

posted 11 months ago

"Your aim is insane." Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Tarik's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Tarik, as Steel blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Tarik. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Tarik dropped his Kayo molly into Steel's open bombsite.

posted 11 months ago

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU while only having won 2 Majors L****

posted 11 months ago

keep coping EDG will win against 100T #ZmjjKKsupremacy 郑永康

中国整体
中国队将战胜美国队

Grand finals: LOUD vs EDG score: 1-3 EDG WINS

posted 11 months ago

STATS

yay https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/C9%20yay%23yey/overview
suygetsu https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/NAVI%20suygetsu%230105/overview
khalil https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/FURIA%20khalil%23bstrd/overview

COMP STATS
yay - 60% win rate (MVP 33% of most recent matches)
suygetsu - 57% win rate (MVP 0% of most recent matches)
khalil - 48% win rate (MVP 17% of most recent matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane yay is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is JETT. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a raze abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with jett.

cryo? not good with jett
fit1nho? not good with jett
xand? not good with jett
qw1? not good with jett
scream? not good with jett
jinggg? not good with jett
suggest? not good with jett

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf raze and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like jinggg and fit1nho again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined C9 he was forced to play a different role because of chamber nerf... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted 11 months ago

You motherfuckers don’t even know what the real GRIND is, I have been grinding whole my life to get where I am today. I have been grinding when there was no online qualifiers every 2nd week, no Tier2 events to prove yourself anywhere, no faceit or whatsoever.

posted 11 months ago

Ill start:

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

posted 11 months ago
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