anyway I don't actually watch them I just thought this was sufficiently unfunny enough braining for a vlr post

YOU ARE THIEVES

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SWEEP IN AND STEAL THE TROPHY

YOU ARE NOT TERRORISTS

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BLOW YOURSELVES UP EVERY CHANCE YOU GET

it's not all one trophy shill

trolled the roster so not surprising but

yes, derke washed

hot take canezerra

bigger or smaller than your head?

I mean if you're turning up of your own volition yeah they dont gotta pay you to be there

Sure missed a trick there

im glad you're getting paid but can you be less obvious about it at least

0/8 ragebait aint nobody that believes this especially after all the tech issues on B stream

ew please do not co-opt that hashtag

looking like VLR was too but in before I get banned for saying so again

alright brother let's be real ACL was also mid-season but is clearly an off-season event

you should wait till after champs to say this so you don't embarrass yourself

ASKERS WHERE

They're making it AMER is too dogshit to keep them from qualifying

Not on LAN

X factor is if munchkin stops tilting that's literally it

holy 0/64

13-1 bind, nobody watching planter nAts clutch

so sick of "our region is dominant because it won" as if other regions aren't also reaching grand finals literally every event

this is more like league, regional matchups in international finals (even if it's a shitty non-LAN, im making a point about how stupid the narrative is, not that it counts much)

obviously it's still a fucking mickey but you're fuckin typical if you expect people not to chat shit over it after all the bullshit others have been doing

this is what dominance actually looks like btw dumbass kpopification narrative posers

chili always good, usually plenty leftovers too for the day after

also plushies

b-but my pookie puchan >_<

fan pisstaking aside yeah no I dont see any other argument right now

this explains a lot

frosty take

well yeah

anyone can beat sen they're bad and only farm poor CN team merchants

yes I know they beat DRX but to be frank, T0rmi was literally trolling.

edg but no fpx and wol

no ball knowledge

y0y

also you know PRX can ban ascent and float Haven

problem is the discount is literally as bad as possible and I know id never want it over the other phantoms I have; which is already the most skins I have for one weapon

bro

Viper and Jett on Pearl in 2025 😭

oni shorty and sovereign marshal with good discounts but I dont like either so

the cardboard joke phantom is neat too but

barely

https://www.vlr.gg/post/1875636/babysasuke

good for the same reasons Tejo was good with yoru

why would you ever run this over Astra Chamber or Astra Raze

ewc bracket fixing propaganda again

Leo is good but compared to Chron he barely played

aspas cant be the goat he's never murdered a vlr user

obviously yeah

close finals 4/5 of which vs EMEA and none regional matchupa is not dominance by typical esports standards

dominance would be "nearly every non-apac vs apac game is considered an underdog" or "other regions do not touch finals/get grouped/whatever"

bruh even the food is a mickey mouse 😭

idk if I can call JohnQT omen and still picking Breach on Toronto patch "trying" but agree otherwise

NA being in the shitter doesn't mean APAC/CN dominance lmao

EMEA has made every final except Bangkok (where 3/4 of top 4 including the winner didn't qualify for Toronto so clearly only NA sent their best) during this "period of dominance"

Also, CN and APAC are counted as different regions, why clump them.

"LAN team with LAN buff" and it's not even on LAN 😭 chatgpt man

mods should do the reddit thing where your own comment is upvoted automatically so this doesn't happen