Dolphin
Country: Colombia
Registered: July 25, 2021
Last post: April 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Posts: 8597
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oh mb Im sorry i didnt meant to spread lies

posted 5 months ago

bro i think your list is incomplete

posted 5 months ago

im not kidding. He said he thinks the esport ecosystem is unstable right now and decided to be a sixth man in sentinels to have a stable job

posted 5 months ago

what the fuck are we supposed to do if the snake of zellsis drops himself

posted 5 months ago

allat zellsis clears

posted 5 months ago

So i asked how you rate an igl. The common answer was "win rate", so i found the BEST igl of north america.

runi - 15 wins in last 20 matches (75%)
stellar - 13 wins in last 20 matches (65%)
fns - 13 wins in last 20 matches (65%)
dephh - 10 wins in last 20 matches (50%)
boostio - 8 wins in last 20 matches (40%) don't forget boostio also participated in t2 and t3 tournaments in this time

this is also the same order as the americas leaderboard

so, unfortunately, qwertyy is right. c9 leads na

btw this is satire, I'm just copypasting some old text

posted 5 months ago

I know, but you cant say they choked here

posted 5 months ago

I want c9 to get here. They will get doggy styled on prob 26-0 but i wanna watch them try and learn from it regardless
Edit: fuck you vlr, now i look stupid

posted 5 months ago

I dont get it what are you implying here

posted 5 months ago

Sad match because whoever loses will get called trash

posted 5 months ago

Yes yessirskii , emea are the masters of winning bo1s, congrats

posted 5 months ago

How can you call a team choker based on an off season bo1

posted 5 months ago

Thank god i went to sleep right there

posted 5 months ago

Pretend that you do. What should i do

posted 5 months ago

Its 12 00 midnight. Should i watch 100thieves play or go sleep

posted 5 months ago

Bro is celebrating a bo1 win

posted 5 months ago

G2 IS BACK BABY WOOO

posted 5 months ago

Pls redo

posted 5 months ago

c0m already embracing the 0

posted 5 months ago

ew, what are you accusing me of

posted 5 months ago

No disrespect to the OXG players, I'm a firm believer that a Tier 2 team decisively beating G2 is a huge fluke and robs the G2 roster of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the past day in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire ascension watching the G2 gang play great games on LAN it's just not fair.

If G2 lose again I will face that OXG deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to G2 fanbase and the Valorant competitive scene as a whole.

posted 5 months ago

Lets all bow to our zaddy zellsis

posted 5 months ago

i think you already failed NNN

posted 5 months ago

Why dodge bronze players

posted 5 months ago

Im so sorry if i sound like a bitch but this is so fucking funny

posted 5 months ago

https://twitter.com/mrfunhaver/status/1719049582615896148
Someone
tl;dr
whats the drama
who is in the right here
need to know

posted 5 months ago

my head hurts

posted 5 months ago

ggs c9 is doomed no wippie no win ☹️

posted 5 months ago

Satchel also got nerfed , need to wait a bit before it can do damage, and somebdoy can shoot before to nulify it. So your only option left to clear trips is the nade but using it only for clearing nades is kinda underwhelming

posted 5 months ago

This is kinda nice

posted 5 months ago

damn, this is very well written

posted 5 months ago

people will be like "allat" only because they read ds santos

posted 5 months ago

Ofc not im playing both sides HELL YEAH BABY G2 WILL MANHANDLE EVERYONE AND THROW C9 TO THE BIN WOOOO

posted 5 months ago

Wow thats a very good logo/flair

posted 5 months ago

Get ready world 😈

posted 5 months ago

its so over for every other team in the league . g2 will doggy style on everyone, starting with sentinels

posted 5 months ago

did someone say pennyS?

posted 5 months ago

oh ok then can you teach me how val works? where is the improvement?

posted 5 months ago

so would have lcq sen gotten 13-0d here?

posted 5 months ago

even if its a 4v5 its looking like g2 will doggy style on sen, thoughts?

posted 5 months ago

?
I mean it makes sense given how thr match quite literally doesnt matter and they can experiment, but this is an interesting pick

posted 5 months ago

Kewk sentinels

posted 5 months ago

Aproto as a sentinel is very stale with his setups.

posted 5 months ago

People were so down to shit on C9 had they lost. Im down to shit on sentinels if they lose

posted 5 months ago

Hi CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer, It’s me, the only other vlr user. For Months I have created the illusion that you are chatting with a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat and threads are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.

posted 5 months ago

Everybody loves dolphins and hate sharks

posted 5 months ago

Neither could reach playoffs

posted 5 months ago

tell her the 8 is a bad written 9 and you will be fine

posted 5 months ago

oops mb

posted 5 months ago
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