sen clears whoxs

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

anyone over botssi is an upgrade so W move but L roster overall

bread

Jimzo clears

now that yay is not in americas we can say that zekken is the goat

mb

they made an agent based on pancada🥶🥶

translate "yoru twerking on my lap" in spanish

don't ever disrespect the goat by comparing him to botssi like that ever again

because cned raze is much better than cned kayo and ardiis gives that flexibility of playing kayo so zyppan can raze

yay clears

don't ever disrespect the goat like that ever again

real and true

I think lakia was not underrated at all

lmao

ec1s and babyj is my guess

chat was the real mvp

wtf happened? I just woke up. can someone tldr the fights

ofc moti gand

you don't wanna know💀

I hope it's not actually yay🙏

W chat

cned drops 30bomb

cned drops 30bomb

pretty sure there are no counterarguments that can make someone piss and shit and scream and cry lmao

idc about the mods that fraud ds_santos banned everyone who called him poopastyx 🗿

expected

gender plays a big role also a much smaller player pool for gc players

happy for texerino

hydrogen bomb vs sleeping baby

#5 🗿

don't ever disrespect the goat like that again

ur fake flagger ass is getting cooked
what can i say except deserving

flipkart fraud hai isse accha amazon se manga le

bro never heard of fake-flagging

u are the one who messed it up

not the gambit i know who are going to stomp envy tomorrow

can we get a desacreditados.com flair

you mean andbox right?

he already wasted a year after joining navi
if he joined GE it would've been gg for his esports career

wait until you find out about sentinels getting a new igl

W KRU
RIP Daveeys

cned is finally home(also who is the sixth)

a vlr podcast would be so dumb but id be down to host, like platchat but more braindead

yashwatthama "yay" yadav clears

TBD clears TBD

I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF, IS THAT CLEAR YA RAT. I just contracted ligma yesterday so please dont fortnite griddy on me. SOMETHING IS ACTIVITING INSIDE OF ME. I'LL BLOW UR HEAD OFF. 🤬 🦅 🇺🇸 🫡 🫃 🔫 💥 🚗 🤓 🦘 🍙

I said stop that sobbing! 🤬

I said stop that sobbing! 🤬