heretics was best eu team going into shanghai and fnc is 3rd best eu team going into champs
how is that the same
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heretics was best eu team going into shanghai and fnc is 3rd best eu team going into champs
how is that the same
reserved for engh only by balla
what is big cock johnson doing here
mibr
cgrs
cove
whzy
bilibili
oxy
c9
yes I said literally everyone is worse than yay because he's the goat
only because of their fanbase but if you take other factors into account zeta can be replaced
If you're talking about val only
sen, g2, loud, fnatic, prx, zeta, optic
if c9 and kru choke playoffs as always then rest 4 teams are all qualified
so we're stuck with doug and babybay ig
probably was not giving family enough time because of all the traveling casters have to do that's why he missed all intl events this year
also i think they mentioned in a plat chat episode that balla had a kid recently so that could be the reason as well
oh hell nah
vct pacific comments are straight cancer on youtube
Man I just woke up and started watching at like 106
lets go Martinez
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ahh jett diff
best they can do is 8-0 because only 4 games
alr beat ts in a bo3
yeah definitely but it seems talon doesn't care about playoffs at all even though the prize money is good so what he said about drx anti-stratting is makes sense
if you only shit talk when you're winning it's way worse
why are people spamming in his comments and most of them are indians tf
riot loves americas and gave teams like g2, 100t and lev enough time to rest before the split starts so they don't miss out on champs like the best team sentinels did after madrid because of dogshit scheduling
even if that's the case he's clearly not playing for stats but throwing for money
increase the ult fire rate
they were playing foxy9 on cypher before this right?
Rest in piss bozo you won't be missed
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
sounds like something nadeshot would say
I thought english is the first language of uk
talon/secret would throw against drx to ensure drx is top 3
so the Winner of talon/secret can purposefully throw against drx and qual through points
mibr or bleed( I've never seen a vct cn game)