nt buddy sadly i own u and that position
Country: | India |
Registered: | October 8, 2022 |
Last post: | April 16, 2024 at 8:53 AM |
Posts: | 2822 |
nt buddy sadly i own u and that position
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xset vs lev is the best game by far
rename to platchatbaby
u can't hide from me eggman😡😡😡
TenZedZombie will show the world how even a dogshit agent can be an S tier agent if played correctly
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
anyone over botssi is an upgrade so W move but L roster overall
now that yay is not in americas we can say that zekken is the goat
they made an agent based on pancada🥶🥶
translate "yoru twerking on my lap" in spanish
don't ever disrespect the goat by comparing him to botssi like that ever again
because cned raze is much better than cned kayo and ardiis gives that flexibility of playing kayo so zyppan can raze
don't ever disrespect the goat like that ever again
I think lakia was not underrated at all
chat was the real mvp
wtf happened? I just woke up. can someone tldr the fights
cned drops 30bomb
cned drops 30bomb
pretty sure there are no counterarguments that can make someone piss and shit and scream and cry lmao
idc about the mods that fraud ds_santos banned everyone who called him poopastyx 🗿
expected
gender plays a big role also a much smaller player pool for gc players