All good :)

https://liquipedia.net/valorant/Venka

Ye dekho

Pretty sure Venka turns 18 in 2024 only
Let me check
Yes November 1

JUST SIGN TECHNO AND VENKA OMFG
THESE DUMBASSES ARE SO DUMB
Oh and yes they are signing Koreans as far as reports say

Zander?
I don't see him leaving if we qualify

Jawgy Mawgy bear would be a good fit and it would make them very op
Team with Tenz Zekken Jawg would hit good
Tho I don't see it happening

Derke changed his mind after getting a dm from S1mple. He is teaming up with simple on GE and apparantly GE is also contacting Faker

That was before Keznit became a Brixton dwelling beer drinking football fan

Pa1nt is apparantly trialing for KRU to replace Keznit as reported by my friend Abdul. Keznit is too busy learning English to pick up English speaking e girls to focus on vct and hence he is taking a voluntary retirement. On being asked by Abdul, Keznit in clear English said, "Eeeh it's alright mate. Just a pint of beer and some girls init. Real money is in crypto init bruv. Valorant players are a bunch of twats anyways."

That's what funnier tho
Sayfposting's baiting ass gets more rights than Rocket

Sayfposting spreads less misinformation than this guy

Come on trembo, give it up now

A shit bug whispered in his ears while he was taking a dookie

You are a literal TMV mod, Canadaman
It's only up from here 🔥

Wouldn't it be funny if we made up absurd transfer rumours on here and make it believable by saying like "they said it on discord" since Rocket and I guess a few other people take shit from here. They won't double check anyways.

Victor don't even play for NRG no more
Wait
This is literally this year's nrg

BK or Polvi

WWWWW

My friend Abdul so far has flawlessly reported Derke and S1mple to GE and as we all know, both of them turned out to be right. Abdul the 🐐🐐🐐
Faster, Better and doesn't get called out by literal orgs.

Also fun fact
Techno is already trialing with a tier 2 Org, Orangutan eSports rn and is pretty close to signing for them

Guy is such a fraud that he is getting called out by NRG assistant coach. Bro says NRG is trialing Asuna and Sinatra? What is even going on?
Also GE is apparantly trialing Techno when they have clearly said they won't do shit until they get a coach. Also what trial? 5 of their players are jobless rn 😭
The only thing that makes sense is probably C9 one which I see them trialing Mitch and the other OXG boys but the rest is straight up misinformation

https://x.com/Tanizhq/status/1829200377205666261?t=4uqXqBV4y1VmuJI4LwMGFw&s=19

My thought is that most teams will. Specially small teams will have a better chance at trialing talent before taking them up. Win win

Actual GE good decision for once?

What?

Yeah man
I am not trynna listen to Drake's industry plant talk about her thing. It makes me so uncomfortable 😭

Nahhhhhh 😭😭
Fr tho
She don't rap good either
The only reason she relevant is because she is backed by Drake

You should listen to Little Simz
She cool

🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲

Not to judge you or anything but why why would you listen to this. I was told by someone online that she is one of the best female rappers out there right now but am I the only one who thinks this shit some stinky ass 😭

But this year, the super stars are way more. Last year they didn't have a problem about who to put in the front 3. This year they have. Mbappe, Vini, Endrick, Rodrigo, another guy they are scouting all for 3 spots

They are not thinking. This will be such a big problem in the future. They have too many good players/superstar on the team. You are bound to offend someone and when they don't get their playing time, they will leave. This is the exact reasons why roleplayers are needed in every team. It is Real Madrid but cracks are already showing with Rodrigo falling out a bit and Endrick wanting to go on loan

Sentinelmain

Trembo would goon for days if this happens

Not much just not sure how good BCJ and neT will be in tier 1

He is not a bad player
Just a bad duelist
Bro plays very well on other roles and his op is good too

Making challengers teams qualify one at a time

Kirya fell off

Set M80 up with reasonable signings so that they are set to compete if they qualify for Americas next season.

You will see them
Man if we win and don't pick up anyone, then we are cooked too

Lmao facts
Every season it's a new circus

https://x.com/RushindraSinha/status/1828873670431060005?t=Ubku1oZVmTUOYofPXTtKmw&s=19

See, told you
This bastard is so fucking frustrating

M80 Derke
Who says no (Derke probably)

Don't watch much South America ascension but apparantly Reta

Leo to Fnatic
Alfa perma duelist
Wasn't Hiro also a duelist
Nvm I am tripping

Derke said "no more twerking" and left

Thank you everyone for helping
I have done the problem.

:Cristiano_epic_win:

I did actually :D

Abdul has come out with a new report that Derke is the second acquisition in GE after they signed S1mple two days ago. Abdul says Derke is thrilled to play for a team which "won't make him shake his ass for tik toks". Abdul has also reported that GE are in talks with Faker for that third spot on that team. This team is truly looking like it can win all three majors. Thank you Abdul for bringing all this exciting and factual news. You are truly the GOAT.

Pretty sure maximum of them do not have any idea about existence of Barca eSports
I watch football and I had no idea that was a thing until last week