CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer
Country: Brazil
Registered: November 18, 2022
Last post: January 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Posts: 8286
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Mary gone
juliano gone
Glance gone

Why do we live, just to suffer...

posted 4 months ago

HAHAHA you got baited bro ahhahaha look at you 🀣🀣🀣🀑🀑🀑 april fools lil bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted 4 months ago

Nah bro we cool and shit ^_^

posted 4 months ago

They are both frauds but pessi is making fun of the GOAT (Messi) and is also racist and also made fun of me

posted 4 months ago

I am on your side πŸ˜„ Together we beat this pessi (penaldo) fraud

posted 4 months ago

aspas clears kk

posted 4 months ago

yeah shes a kind person but you call someone an angel over a video game celebrity which you dont even know irl

i dunno man kinda weird to me, mb if came across offensive

posted 4 months ago

ure a weirdo bro lmao

posted 4 months ago

Br0ts stole $45 trillion from india and still are below them in GDP fym by colony πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted 4 months ago

4 dayz ago

posted 4 months ago

I think that

posted 4 months ago

Homosexual people are gay

posted 4 months ago

Soft drinks are unhealthy and taste like shit

Just drink apple juice or water

posted 4 months ago

Actually it ha nothing to do with GC, apparently i spammed by remaking this thread https://www.vlr.gg/277703/curriculum-vitae

posted 4 months ago

I made a cool curriculum-vitae post like Poge but forgot to mark it as Off Topic

πŸ˜•

posted 4 months ago

How do you call me hating while i obviously also painted the good sides of you? Be grateful that you even get attention at all. Stop crying and stop calling me a rat, im officially brazilian citizen now.

posted 4 months ago

What... did you say??? πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO MY CONUT πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ’”πŸ–€πŸŒΉβ›“

posted 4 months ago

Now as i have a 600s cooldown i used to think back when i only had a 30s cooldown, and i didnt realise good it was at that time

In life, everything will eventually go away. So cherish the moments and dont take it for granted.

posted 4 months ago

daily hottest pro thread

posted 4 months ago

Muito obrigado goat

posted 4 months ago

Goat recognizes goat πŸπŸπŸ™

posted 4 months ago

Thx ionlyHave1Zuni

posted 4 months ago

I spent all my heart and wisdom into this... and this is what i get in return......

posted 4 months ago

Good point. I remember him making a post of best vlr users and he included you. When i called him out for it he even said "stop hating on lil bro"

https://www.vlr.gg/182091/top-5-vlr-users-right-now

posted 4 months ago

THE myth of vlr. The user that went from 4 stars to not even one, the person that went from hero to zero, the immortal legend that in the end, died.
Any ratio that woulve worked in the past is unthinkable now. The difference between the amount of his upvotes and downvotes is approaching 0.

The rise of Yessirskiiii

"Bruh im not eveen trolllinngggg, bro just went ahead and ratioed everybody noooo cappaaaaaaaa. Skill issue tbh"
"G what do you even mean bruv? This guy was the GOAT... Manz could ratio anybody"
"Fam this Jit was lit... Blud pulled it out of the hat one by one"

Yessirskiiii. Allegedly from Finland located in the cold nordics in Europe. His career starting of looking bright, he was liked among the majority off the community.

POST: GOAT of VLR | ANSWER: yessirskii clears all of them

CZDE

The climax of Yessirskiiii

Other than him easily being able to farm upvotes, his peak was in the times where he could ratio people left and right. The opposition would even call him "Dirty upvote farmer". It was a scenery to say the least.

Yessirskiiii: "Stopped reading at Shownu" (139) | Shownu: "Dirty upvote farmer" (-58) | Yessirskiiii: "Farm this ratio" (77)

Yessirskiiii Highest liked post + ratio

Although all things come to an end they say...

Act 3: The turning point

Yessirskiiii's biggest rival appeared: babysasuke
Endless confrontations happened between these two. It even went that far, that Yessirskiiii decided to take a break.

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The downfall of Yessirskiiii

Petition to not give Yessirskiiii attention (78)
happiness_: this fat unwanted slob has over 10,000 posts and is still trying to desperately bait random people to this day for attention. If you comment on this post, you will be signing the official petition to not interact with this ugly freak forever under any circumstance (no replies to him, threads about him, nothing from here on out), including his orbiting alt that got the russian flair i forgot the name of. [...]

Suddenly out of nowhere, a unknown user had appeared. Nobody really know who he was, and where he came from. But one thing was certain: The elimination of Yessirskiiii
The post rapidly gained traction. 47 upvotes in 9 hours is CRAZY. yall really want to run the hands with this mf LMFAO

Countless users openly expressing their feelings towards Yessirskiiii, resulted in the biggest hate-crime in vlrgg history.

Representing the NaVi fanbase while being a not so one-sided user, he had some repercussions to work with.

bro singlehandedly lost normal NaVi fans the right to comment without getting roasted, I remember when he first came he would just go " ratio lil bro" below every post

Source: M0K1

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Yessirskiiii's last post was made on Dec 19, 2023 at 16:54 GMT-3. "Idk dude i got nuked by the mods ig". It is unknown what is he up to... Maybe he will - never return.

WRITTEN BY: CZDE
RESEARCHED BY: CZDE
IDEA BY: CZDE
AUDIO BY: CZDE
VIDEOGRAPHY BY: CZDE

posted 4 months ago

bro we dont have to get there...

posted 4 months ago

yo mama has a truck space for 100 people? and she driving all across the world? kinda crazy

posted 4 months ago

Agreed nobody comes even close to the superior region in the world (AKA BRASIL) πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±

posted 4 months ago

Less was 17 when he became a Champion????? WTF

posted 4 months ago

alr bet im gonna make a script

just give me the "awards"

like most amount of posts most whatever

posted 4 months ago

Yesshitskiiii

He actually tries to speak objective stuff with facts behind it

Babybot just tries to claim random illogical stuff like that NA is better than EMEA even though we clearly know which region has more trophies (its not NA!)

posted 4 months ago

Still 13-0 F0ze

posted 4 months ago

Sure, these countries are great to visit but that doesnt show the whole picture, does it. Having a bias towards Anime and cute kpop singers doesnt automatically make the whole country good. Which is also contradicting on itself because Anime-Animators are underpayed/overworked and the kpop industry is just a horror on its own

Imagine the frustration the average japanese/south korean person would get having to read everywhere that "japan/south korea best country in the world!!!!" because some weebs/kpop stans completely lost touch to reality. The majority doesnt even know how life there actually is and thus only a few will understand the true pain of the popularity there

posted 4 months ago

how tf is bro saying japan and sk 🀣🀣🀣🀣

high suicide rate, insane work hours, high social pressure

posted 4 months ago

As mulheres indianas estão no top 2 porque a Índia é o país mais populoso do mundo... Apesar de serem lindos, concordo que o Brasil, a Rússia e a Turquia estão clear

posted 4 months ago

Goatnatraaa

posted 4 months ago
  1. L0C0n00
    Always calls me Cry0Z0nder[REDACTED], which is not very kind. Also bro has made like 6k posts during off season what a loser πŸ€£πŸ’―πŸ”₯

  2. CZDE
    Valid takes here and there but worst baits known to mankind

  3. Kirya
    Said the n-word (just believe me)

  4. Katharize
    Called me fake indian and bullied me out of india

  5. Yesshitskiiii
    We were cool and shit but then started calling me rat for on apparent reason and now we aint cool and shit

posted 4 months ago

Agreed πŸ‘

posted 4 months ago

Im literally brazilian?

posted 4 months ago

shut the QUANDALE DINGLE

posted 4 months ago

No quit val and touch grass

posted 4 months ago

Because hes the only player to ever ace in VCT 2023. All the other "aces" are faked material by rito to make the league more competetive. BTW, Demon1 is just another avatar of Goatssi. Ive debunked it

posted 4 months ago
  1. Kebab
  2. Kebab with curry πŸ—Ώ
posted 4 months ago

Yo fam i got some questions

  1. Whats ur fav hobby?

we can continue the interview based on the answers

thx

posted 4 months ago

APAC Riggity Roo Ahh region πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted 4 months ago

I cleared you on map 1 tho pipe down lil vro

posted 4 months ago

STATS

Cryo https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/100T%20Cryo%230001/overview
y0y https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/BLEED%20yay%23yay/overview

DEATHMATCH STATS
Cryo - 63.6% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
y0y - 31.5% win rate

RANKED STATS
Cryo - 61.5% winrate (MVP of 100% of the matches) proof here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbKvBjSBkY0&ab_channel=ValorantHighlights
y0y - 29.2% winrate πŸ’€ (MVP of 25% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane Cryo is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is JETT. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a chamber abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with jett.

skrossi? not good with jett
y0y? not good with jett
Shanks? not good with jett

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf chamber and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like y0y again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined 100T he was forced to play a different role because asuna is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted 4 months ago

I clear y0y

posted 4 months ago

Okobotro πŸ—Ώ

posted 4 months ago

If they get an actual coach like potter or Chet, then yes this could be a team fighting for the podium continously

posted 4 months ago
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