All g every bit helps us 🙏🙏
| Flag: | Brazil |
| Registered: | November 18, 2022 |
| Last post: | January 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM |
| Posts: | 8286 |
Today we, as the european valorant community, gladly invite you to root for Giants with us today. It will be lots of fun. Thanks for your understanding.
VAMOO 🇧🇷🇧🇷
ALLAT + GOOD + UPVOTE + GIANTS CLEARS
I could see bonecold leaving and joining TL
Vitality makes overhaul
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
NAVI is already a god team dont change that
Even mistic clears s0lcas
Who gon tell him
COUGH COUGH BILLI
did
aspas / derke / something will cum out semen0
It couldve been just a bad day the game against NaVi was very competetive
I believe that liquid are better in t1 on average
The way kk looks up to derke 🐐
GROUPS
FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST CHANGES
He will be finished soon enough
Haaland clears him
yeah actually cry about it fatso
walking to the fridge when your mom isnt home to make you dinner doesnt count as working out + you'd have to be socially inept (you btw) to even say "never touched a woman". I've gone to school with literal neckbeards and drug addicsts that get play, seems like you're the only person that even thinks its hard.
And I will keep posting on every sad little thing you say because you are an actual loser and need to be reminded every day, at every opportunity, because going on the way you are now is unsustainable and you will be 40 years old and alone with no prospects while your parents sit around the dinner table and try to figure out where they went wrong raising you.
BLUD THOUGHT NAVI WAS WINNING 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOUD CHINA PRIDE 💯💯
yeah actually cry about it fatso
walking to the fridge when your mom isnt home to make you dinner doesnt count as working out + you'd have to be socially inept (you btw) to even say "never touched a woman". I've gone to school with literal neckbeards and drug addicsts that get play, seems like you're the only person that even thinks its hard.
And I will keep posting on every sad little thing you say because you are an actual loser and need to be reminded every day, at every opportunity, because going on the way you are now is unsustainable and you will be 40 years old and alone with no prospects while your parents sit around the dinner table and try to figure out where they went wrong raising you.
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain't reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
Blud thought navi is winning 💀💀💀💀
HAVE SAFE FLIGHT HOME LMAOO
prx maybe because navi has good antistratting
but winning against fnatic is just impossible at the moment
Brother if NaVi were 2 rounds away from winning i dont think its a question for FNC
Rematch buff
Maybe kangkang glasses get stolen and therefore drops 5 kills throughout 3 maps
SEND ALL YOUR ENERGY HERE
GIANTS WIN!!!!
AND NRG TOO BECAUSE I LIKE PENIS
If navi is a shit team and loud went head to head, doesnt that mean loud is shit too?
And if Loud is 3rd seed and shit, doesnt mean entire americas league suck LMAOOOO
Ok bud believe what u want
Either way its still very embarassing that you bookmarked a thread and returned after your 3rd best team barely beat our 5th best team just to laugh
eg fan talking kekw
alphajer will eat up semen0 and boosted
LMAOOOOO NaVi loses to good teams in close fashion meanwhile NRG loses to BILLIBILLI GAMING 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF GROUPED
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