I should probably have one of the highest posts per day ratios on vlr apart from simp. But my acc is old and I had times I just didnt check the site for monthd
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| Last post: | November 28, 2023 at 3:44 PM |
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I should probably have one of the highest posts per day ratios on vlr apart from simp. But my acc is old and I had times I just didnt check the site for monthd
This is all because I started working full time and this is my entertainment🗿
Maybe this weekend im in midterms soon.
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow
He literally tried out himself. He wasnt contracted to be poached. A lot of people don’t know what poaching really is here.
People actually thought this was real lmaooo what a good bait
Eh what will keloqz do now?
Been had it now he waiting for his rothira to get a lil more so he can fully retire.
Still beat edg. I stand by that I will go bald again if edg win over eg.
Horrible horrible list someone kiss me!
Wait till lcq . Zeta can still run through it + leviatan might get a second wind and pull through an lcq run, you never know.
unlucky for us all why isnt the entire world like china 1 timezone for all
bro I would wake up to t1 in the most tense of map 3's and instantly watch lying on my phone that shit was kinda nice ngl
the 8 am ones arent that bad
yeah no way im watching 3 am game doe
fuck knowing riot its not gonna be 3 and 8 am its going to be 2 and 6
Loud is only winning by 3 rounds doe
I thought zombs vs g2 but that was 1 kill
I thought less couldnt speak english
It was literally txozin’s knife clutch.
EG wouldnt have qualified to tokyo.
NRG wouldn’t have had to make a lowers run to loud (probably)
C9 wouldve most likely qualified.
Everything was because of the goat assistant coach 🐐🐐🐐🐐
I forgot ardiis got traded for nukkye at one point
Both brazil and argentina are latam imo. I would say hes a part of both and im personally proud of my brazilian brothas. + argentinian igls are just a staple of SA valorant . Klaus, bnj sadhaak all three at internationals.
I should be bias too but I think his calling negatively impacts leviatan. he is a great player but he should get another igl so he could focus on fragging more.
Not top 3 in the league. Crashies, demon1, s0m maybe all better choices. Free my boy kinggg doe.
Nah they had some hype. I know NA had some believers too.
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