Cresp
Flag: Dominican Republic
Registered: December 9, 2021
Last post: November 28, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Posts: 10474
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Holy moly what a game would this be if it happens.

posted about 2 years ago

Idk why he shittalks them in platchat LOL

posted about 2 years ago

Clean

posted about 2 years ago

Fnatic is the only emea team that makes me excited to watch

posted about 2 years ago

Shouldve joined nrg like he was offered no?

posted about 2 years ago

And they said he was better than less LOL

posted about 2 years ago

EG undefeated in maps unlike liquid LOL

posted about 2 years ago

Sheep herders fr

posted about 2 years ago

Bro had to bump his bait himself

posted about 2 years ago

Congrats you just found out the entirety of liquid’s macro

posted about 2 years ago

They literally have jampii too

posted about 2 years ago

Well said

posted about 2 years ago

EG hasn’t dropped a map yet, EG 2-0

posted about 2 years ago

Yes they really are shit

posted about 2 years ago

Wait till sayf gets humbled by brimstone1 next match

posted about 2 years ago

Mb meant win

posted about 2 years ago

No boostio = bait

posted about 2 years ago

Bald buff

posted about 2 years ago

If liquid win they just get eliminated by eg all good

posted about 2 years ago

boostio

posted about 2 years ago

he does well but he barely midrounds, sayf and jampii help him a lot similar to boostio. which is why both of them are so mechanically good

posted about 2 years ago

that means nothing he doesnt igl in ranked

posted about 2 years ago

oh fr?

posted about 2 years ago

Always, love u guys

posted about 2 years ago

ethan was right fr

posted about 2 years ago

wym he said he was good but he didnt see him on his version of the team?

posted about 2 years ago

Sgares kicked him out 😭😭😭

posted about 2 years ago

C0M might have some of the best supporting sova util alongside leo and crashies

The amount of scans he got that series were insane.

posted about 2 years ago

Nats on kj game over too ez for kang kang

posted about 2 years ago

HE IS NOT A RANKED PLAYER HE GRINDED TIER 2 FOR A YEAR AND WAS ON SQN 2.0. This man doesnt even play like a ranked player he is wayyy too disciplined ro call him that.

posted about 2 years ago

Hanafuji stop baiting come back to apac

posted about 2 years ago

All good loud is still in the tourney we meet again in grands

posted about 2 years ago

LETS FUCKINGGGG GOOO UNDEFEATED STILL

posted about 2 years ago

How is that ego?

posted about 2 years ago

2 slots in americas lil bro

posted about 2 years ago

They havent even been eliminated. Loud can still comeback

posted about 2 years ago

Im already rooting for them in lcq 🙏

posted about 2 years ago

Ratio + you know you love me

posted about 2 years ago

First time u have ever defended me ty

posted about 2 years ago

Loud bad fracture comp, loud demoralized on bonus of ascent. Eg also so good at getting momentum 11/12 pistols 8/11 bonuses

posted about 2 years ago

BEEN SAID THIS KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

posted about 2 years ago

TOO EZ

posted about 2 years ago

LMFAOO

posted about 2 years ago

thats how many bonuses EG has won wtf

posted about 2 years ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about 2 years ago

Apoth was controller

posted about 2 years ago

ur weird

posted about 2 years ago
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