Colevalorant
Country: United Kingdom
Registered: March 23, 2022
Last post: August 24, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Posts: 447
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come on.. Look at MaKo and tell me he aint got a booty on him

posted about a year ago

u cant beat sheydos' beard

posted about a year ago

your telling me you wouldnt smash even 1 DRX player?

posted about a year ago

m3c vs liquid

sheydos > dimasick
chronicle = nivera
nAts = soulcas (soulcas got a fat booty)
jady < scream
redgar = jamppi

All around I think i would smash all of them

posted about a year ago

i killed a man in 2001 and his body currently sits in a river in mexico

posted about a year ago

m3c will perform so will in istanbul i have strong feeling

posted about a year ago

GOOD LUCK

posted about a year ago

both great teams don't really mind who wins ofc i want m3c but if liquid win its okay too. JUST BE HAPPY GOLD 2 ESPORTS didnt fluke win vs liquid. GOLD 2 U SUCK DISBAND ALREADY

posted about a year ago

literally would be pointless theyd only bomb out instantly. Nobody wants this fluke of a team to go istanbul. M3C deserves to go 5x over gold 2 esports

posted about a year ago

this guy is so handsome omg. Bro been in the gym those arms l;ooking WHAM

posted about a year ago

lets be real who cares about this matchup. Whoever wins will go on to lose vs guard or faze anyway

posted about a year ago

What a surprise he bottom dragged again who could’ve guessed, this guy is worse than a plat EMEA

posted about a year ago

hes so old his balls are saggin down to his feet

posted about a year ago

i knew shitenels would lose the next 2 maps so i didnt care

posted about a year ago

thank u johnnybowlcut i knew i could count on u brother

posted about a year ago

y would i be trolling sentinels are literally dogshit theyre never making a lan again

posted about a year ago

No. I spoke facts and this cannot be denied

posted about a year ago

ratio + Shitenels flair

posted about a year ago

ratio + 100Trash is next

posted about a year ago

they deserve to lose. Only person who actually tried was zellsis. His sexy hot sweaty nipples and bald head were too good. Anyways, Ratzam deserves to be dropped. BaiTenZ should be replaced by an EMEA immortal/radiant chamber main. Shroud is too old, fix: replace him with his grandchild. Finally dapr: needs to learn how to use a vandal or any gun as hes bot. Take any team from EMEA LCQ and they DESTROY THESE BOTZ.

posted about a year ago

actually would be a sick pickup, sick was probably the best on sentinels even in their washed phase

posted about a year ago

honestly the worst pickup they could have got. I think even a plat could do a better job than him. C9 will lose their next game and he will bottom frag all maps come back to this post when he does. Hes so consistent. CONSISTENT AT BEING ASS

posted about a year ago

never seen his irl so idek but if he is that could work although im not sure if steel would move to korea

posted about a year ago

didnt know thwifo was korean

posted about a year ago

There’s just something about boaster, his aura, his sassyness, it just really gets me going. So anyways I was just casually sitting there strokin my shit to a boaster twerk video when suddenly a dark large figure appeared in the corner of my room, it was FPX ardiis. He finished me off then we went for drinks

posted about a year ago

There’s just something about boaster, his aura, his sassyness, it just really gets me going. So anyways I was just casually sitting there strokin my shit to a boaster twerk video when suddenly a dark large figure appeared in the corner of my room, it was FPX ardiis. He finished me off then we went for drinks.

posted about a year ago

There’s just something about boaster, his aura, his sassyness, it just really gets me going. So anyways I was just casually sitting there strokin my shit to a boaster twerk video when suddenly a dark large figure appeared in the corner of my room, it was FPX ardiis. He finished me off then we went for drinks.

posted about a year ago

Hey everybody

posted about a year ago

FPX ardiis

posted about a year ago

There’s just something about boaster, his aura, his sassyness, it just really gets me going. So anyways I was just casually sitting there strokin my shit to a boaster twerk video when suddenly a dark large figure appeared in the corner of my room, it was FPX ardiis. He finished me off then we went for drinks.

posted about a year ago

There’s just something about boaster, his aura, his sassyness, it just really gets me going. So anyways I was just casually sitting there strokin my shit to a boaster twerk video when suddenly a dark large figure appeared in the corner of my room, it was FPX ardiis. He finished me off then we went for drinks.

posted about a year ago

Sentinels flair + ratio

posted about a year ago

Watch your tone boy.

posted about a year ago
  1. He’s Russian
  2. He is simply one of the best Aimers in the game he is 29x better than this ‘TenZ’ kid everyone speaks about
  3. Fnatic kicked him for being too good
  4. Idk He looks like a supervillain
  5. Without him valorant wouldn’t be the game it is today, he simply made it
  6. He’s beautiful
posted about a year ago
  1. f0rsakeN
  2. suygetsu
  3. Jinggg
  4. Shao
  5. ardiis
  6. Colevalorant
  7. mindfreak
  8. Alfajer
  9. Ange1

119th yay

posted about a year ago

how is it fair that they are this good? Please ban them riot its not fair

posted about a year ago

Ardiis smooth silky fingers are too powerful. Ange1 got his grandson to play for him this game. Suygetsu is playing like suygestsu. Shao wins all clutches (Luck). Zyppan is swedish.

posted about a year ago

I WILL JUMP FROM A CLIFF!

posted about a year ago

'baby' detected, opinion rejected.

posted about a year ago

doesnt matter who wins between PRX and FPX both good teams, atleast FlopTic Gaming can't win. They get free path every tournament they play because they dont face an EMEA team (They cannot beat EMEA). Overall, BoTic Gaming is the worst team in val

posted about a year ago

Watch ur tone with me boy

posted about a year ago

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted about a year ago

prx should ban ascent as its by far fpx's best map

posted about a year ago

BRAZILLIAN + FLAIR CHECKS OUT!

posted about a year ago

name one series where optic has beat emea. I will wait child.

posted about a year ago
  1. FNS (Plat aim)
  2. Marved (overrated)
  3. crashies (inconsistent)
  4. Victor (neon one trick)
  5. yay (Chamber one trick)
posted about a year ago

this is how u fix optic

posted about a year ago

you rlly tried to sneak BoTic Gaming in at 2. wow.

posted about a year ago

NEAREST AIRPORT HAHAHA (BoTic Gaming)

posted about a year ago
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