Playing with stand in btw

NA MOMENT

For now NA is definitely better than SEA but the gap between them is very very slim imo. Masters 1 will tell the full story.

Name and flair doesn't check out

No way you called his mom a bitch cause of shouting 💀💀💀

Ok Calypso

Unironically true, dude also has zero discipline and plays like an instalock ranked jett. He's either going through some shit behind the scenes or is not putting in the work, cause he can certainly do better as he has shown before

Wait what

Also breach has always been meta in Asia

Breach is nasty on haven as long as its combined with a sova/skye. the aftershock, stun and flashes can help make some really good execs

He gets hate mainly cause of his fans and the general hate boner people have for sen

South Asia cause we have the most annoying fans and the shittiest teams

The Estrutural garbage dump that was opened in the 60's and was closed in 2014 was the largest landfill in Brazil and Latin America as a whole

Asians popularized breach on haven during champions

Jamppi is very good on agents that aren't duelists. He's not good at entrying. Man should perma stick to sova imo

That's why I'm calling him better. Dude is flexible and can play around the team

Better than tenz,yay, penny

Now punish Dgzin and the coach too

GE DIDN'T LOSE BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD IT'S BECAUSE SKROSSI HAD 17 HOUR LONG FLIGHT, GOLU KIDNAPPED LIGHTNINGFAST AND PLAYING AS HIM, SKILLZ GOT MUGGED AT CHANGI AIRPORT, HELLRANGERS WIFE BEAT HIM UP FOR STARING AT SINGAPOREAN WOMEN SO HE'S PLAYING WITH BROKEN HAND AND KAPPA IS KAPPA. THIS IS AN UNFAIR MATCH #JUSTICE4GES

Man I can't even with this dude 💀
Also fyi I'm an atheist

"bangladeshi teams more disgraceful" dude no way you're bragging about beating a team where players play part time, has no coach or permanent fifth man and has literally a food vlogger as their player 💀💀💀

Exactly lmao, Brazilians and indians will always flame countries with no scenes if we happen to have an opinion about their region

JP would 13-0 GE

None cause we don't really have a proper team. Exceeli is literally a content creation org

Wdym one season wonder. What have they achieved outside of SA ?

Lmao you think I'm an Exceeli fan just cause of my flag?

Sussy

South Asia is the worst region in valorant

GE DIDN'T LOSE BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD IT'S BECAUSE SKROSSI HAD 17 HOUR LONG FLIGHT, GOLU KIDNAPPED LIGHTNINGFAST AND PLAYING AS HIM, SKILLZ GOT MUGGED AT CHANGI AIRPORT, HELLRANGERS WIFE BEAT HIM UP FOR STARING AT SINGAPOREAN WOMEN SO HE'S PLAYING WITH BROKEN HAND AND KAPPA IS KAPPA. THIS IS AN UNFAIR MATCH #JUSTICE4GES

They don't really need a bootcamp to play SEA, indians get 50/60 ping on Singapore server. Only reason to bootcamp some place else would be play Korea/Japan

Who has the worse launcher?

Yes

I mean SEA only had one team in both masters events. And they managed to have three teams in champions by beating JP and KR

Yes

You can reveal them in my dms no problem

All we Asians do is math, eat hot rice and fail our ancestors

Ayo 💀💀💀

Yeah you're right mb could have left it out

As a permanent part of the no life vlr gang let me present some OC copypastas (for both cs and val)

1. Rafique "RawkAss" Rizwan is a professional Overwatch electronic sport player from Karachi, Pakistan who used to play for the Balochistan Outlaws. He's currently the couch for the amateur Valorant team SentinLs. He's leading them towards success with meta defining tactics such as "Tenz go kill" and "Sick go clutch". Truly one of the couches of all time

2. I was feeling some serious urges today so I went to my nearest Copium dispensary. To my surprise, there was a massive crowd there, all pushing and shoving each other to get some copium. I tried to ask the people in the crowd why so many of them were there but they kept saying "watch this" and proceeded to throw invisible things at me. I gave up and tried to return home before I stumbled upon a hooded figure watching the crowd from a distance. I went to him and asked what's going on here. The man took his hood off and to my surprise it was none other than Cloud 9 Vanity. He took a deep breath, looked into the sunset and said" They're all TSM fans".

3. Ramesh "Boombl4" Boomla is a professional Counter Strike electronic sports player for Nataraj Vishnudians(NaVi) based in Uttar pradesh India. He is known for his signature tactic "s1mple go kill", or if that fails he also has another known tactic called "oh no s1mple dead, B1t go clutch". Truly one of the IGL's of all time

4. It was a grey winter evening when i ran into the hospital. The love of my life was undergoing a critical operation and i was afraid she might not make it. The snow storm was getting harsher outside, just like the storm in my heart. After what feels like hours, a doctor came out from the operating room. I ran towards him, my chest about to explode and my whole body shaking. The doctor took his mask off, he had a faint smile on his lips.
   "Don't worry, your wife is jame"
   I broke down crying thanking god, my wife was saved

5. Hello, my name is Francesco Giuseppe Luca, owner of the mid market in Ascent. My business has been severely hurt since two rival gangs have been fighting for the area right beside my shop. Among the incessant gunshots and weird magic shit, some smelly obese dude with a funny cap has been living inside my shop since the fight broke out. He told me his name was "Hiko" and that he was baiting. I'm not sure what he means by this but I'm getting tired of him, especially cause he cant seem to stop talking constantly about what's going on outside (or comming as he calls it). I'm getting really tired, should I call the cops?

Hello, my name is Francesco Giuseppe Luca, owner of the mid market in Ascent. My business has been severely hurt since two rival gangs have been fighting for the area right beside my shop. Among the incessant gunshots and weird magic shit, some smelly obese dude with a funny cap has been living inside my shop since the fight broke out. He told me his name was "Hiko" and that he was baiting. I'm not sure what he means by this but I'm getting tired of him, especially cause he cant seem to stop talking constantly about what's going on outside (or comming as he calls it). I'm getting really tired, should I call the cops?

okay yes forgot about them, they're pretty good

Pretty meh

English casters in val is generally very bad. Panpoc and mitch-tom are the only decent casters imo. NA casters are the worst tho, minus DDK, everyone make my ears bleed.

definitely RussM4Shadow

Which indian coach? Also do you mean ozzy by the brit cause ozzy is extremely based

OG GOAT-raka
Retired- netero
Currently-calypso and jblancard
Shadow realm- Trembolonarage
Honorable mention- vanityxz

So what? Everyone is entitled to their opinion on social media. Plus knowing noyn I'm pretty sure he wasn't being disrespectful or anything

Most NA/EU pros would laugh it off honestly
Brazilian pros tho 💀💀💀

It's so sad man
A few days ago some pros were attacking noyn too lmao.
Imagine being a pro and calling out people on a public forum cause of their opinion

?????
Why the fuck do these pro players care so much about opinions of people on vlr? Fucking pathetic lmao