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The scariest wild creature in your country?

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gtngodyorukingdestruction

Brazil:

  1. Aranha Armadeira (Phoneutria Fera): A spider that is the size of an big baby human hand, it is extremely aggressive and has no fear of humans, if you enter its territory and it raises its hind legs, RUN AND RUN A LOT, because it will run at you to attack you. She can jump up to 40cm off the ground and she is VERY fast. The venom from her bite directly attacks the heart, and she can give you the most painful and longest erection you will ever experience in your life, and chances are it will be your last, because if you don't die, you may never have another erection, because her venom gives permanent damage to the blood vessels of the penis.

Funfact: Her venom is being studied to create treatments against erectile dysfunction.

A picture of what this spider looks like: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-AWKc-o8MTG_YWJrqCmRxh5j7cpZQPkVWmQ&usqp=CAU

  1. Chupa-cu de Kyiv (mamãefalei)
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Kenpi
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I would say a bear, but you know that in Russia they are all domestic :D

#6
drugsellernearyou
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how about babayaga ;)

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Kenpi
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Oh, it's true, the scariest

#14
gtngodyorukingdestruction
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Babayaga also exists in Brazil, but the name given to her here is Caipora and the difference is that if you don't give her a packet of tobacco she will beat you to death

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drugsellernearyou
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that sounds like a good day in frankfurt germany

#12
gtngodyorukingdestruction
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Yes, I saw a picture of the day Bolsonaro visited Russia where he went for a bear ride with Putin

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6vine
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We don't have a lot of animals in Sukon

#20
Zephyros
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nt tho noone fell for it

#5
Bo0mShell
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Holy power of cow! That sonatra guy changed flag to India and said cow here and got banned or something. He has 0 posts

https://www.vlr.gg/user/sonatra

#18
Fluffyy
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im happy lol that guy was annoying af

#21
Zephyros
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yes gud that guy deserved it no cah

#7
fracra
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ShadowIsBAD for sure, lurks in vlr forums and can cause you brain damage

#8
fictional
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yes

#19
Carthage_Er_Pola
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Yes

#10
373washoooi
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the 6 ft tall bat

#11
drugsellernearyou
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optimum prides are often overlooked

#13
arecyc
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chavs

#16
BBL_Wtcn
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XD

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BBL_Wtcn
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Probably the brown bear but turko’s headshots are close

#23
zezao
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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk chupa cu de kiev é foda

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Zephyros
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100% ur mom was definetly an extremely wild creature

#25
MilanTheMyth
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Bengal Tiger

#26
Na1myy
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Turks xaxaxaxax

#27
JokesOver
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Modi - Mere pyare deshvasiyom still haunts me

#28
Jexhos
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Woman

#30
DogeForPres
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average vlr user take

#29
DELUSIONAL_JCSTANI_FAN
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moose. those things will fuck you up

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DogeForPres
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water and sand

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philion
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where do I even start...

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