Carthage_Er_Pola
Country: Bangladesh
Registered: October 12, 2021
Last post: May 1, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Posts: 1786
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No way they think v1xen is an upgrade over Bnj...

posted about a year ago

Name checks out

posted about a year ago

bump!

posted about a year ago

It's not SEN fans
or Liquid/G2 fans

It's literally Shahzam.
Dude thinks he's some big shot just because he fluked his way to a masters win. He's so delusional about him being a big deal that he literally talks down about Tarik who has had much more success compared to him. Shahzams ego and god complex killed SEN.

posted about a year ago

Insaniest...

posted about a year ago

???

posted about a year ago

Idk man, from what i have seen of late unless rawfiul or DM hard carries the teams barely pull out a win. On GE there was atleast LF who could also pull his weight

posted about a year ago

Not until they change their signature tactic of "duelist go kill"

posted about a year ago

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted about a year ago

Not sure if it will increase by so much but in general you will see a performance boost as optimus gets disabled

posted about a year ago

"EMEA competition harder than masters"
My man G2 and liquid both got manhandled 💀💀💀

posted about 2 years ago

LMAO no fucking way dude. This sounds like BS excuse nothing else. MikesHD was a free agent for god knows how long. And if NA coaches are this pricey, why not get one from EU or Asia? Oh right because not every coach is gonna be shaz's bitch like Rawkus could be. The streaming shit is BS too. There's literally no fucking way you can stream for 35 hours weekly and still focus well on pro play. Literally no other tier one igl does that, they're nowhere near shahzams numbers. Also watching anime or playing other games in free time can actually help de-stress a player, unlike streaming. Entertaining a big audience takes energy. Agree with the chamber thing tho

posted about 2 years ago

Not hating on wardell
Just saying he was the main problem on TSM

posted about 2 years ago

Interesting how they're doing better after Wardell left hmmm....

posted about 2 years ago

👍

posted about 2 years ago

Have I missed something or did they not play a single mickey mouse tourney?

posted about 2 years ago

Film production

posted about 2 years ago

Trembolona why you have EU flag

posted about 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGdZpiEWBdc

Pretty good video

Yoru could end up being meta on bind

posted about 2 years ago

Only consoles worth getting are playstation and switch for the exclusives. Why get an Xbox when all Microsoft exclusives will be on pc.

posted about 2 years ago

Carried by 4 Asian dudes kkkkkkkkkkkk

posted about 2 years ago

M3c couldn't even beat G2 my dude...

posted about 2 years ago

Yeah that cost them the match unfortunately

posted about 2 years ago

F

posted about 2 years ago

Trembolona moment

posted about 2 years ago

Literally unnecessary, Fnatic were one of the top EU teams, they got grouped cause of unforseen circumstances. This reactionary benching is dumb, especially for brave who is their second best player.

posted about 2 years ago

Don't bother with trembo, he doesn't really care about racism (he himself is a racist apologist) he just has a hate boner for keznit cause he stomped brazil for a whole year.

posted about 2 years ago

FRAUD (Loud real name) is about to be exposed today, After almost losing to a MEME TEAM like G2 today is the day that OPTIC, THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD, gonna show How weak this Loud team is.

Optic is simply the most consistent and strongest Team in NA, Loud never faced a team and a player like Yay before that is simply THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD.

Asspas gonna get completely exposed by Yay, he has no chance at all against EL DIABLO, today is the day that OPTIC Will Go to Grand-Finals and gonna shock the entire World.

Asspas should retire After what Yay gonna do to his career today, he actually shouldn't even play, shouldn't be legal players from so different leagues be able to play together.
What Yay gonna do to Asspas today is a crime against humanity.

posted about 2 years ago

VRL bro

posted about 2 years ago

I feel a better way to Divide EU would be east and west. West can have UK, FR, SPN, Nordics while east can have russia, ukraine, finland, poland, turkey etc

posted about 2 years ago

my man the only team in bangladesh is literally a content creation org lmao, they're far from good

posted about 2 years ago

Sen moment

posted about 2 years ago

????????? wtf XDDD

posted about 2 years ago

8/8

posted about 2 years ago

Mongolia ain't APAC though, but yes mongolia cracked. Tylul not making it to major this time lol.

posted about 2 years ago

Who would he replace, Davai?

posted about 2 years ago

check above reply

posted about 2 years ago

that would be best for the scene honestly. Every country in APAC seems to have 2-3 good teams max, rest are kinda trash. When you mix and match these teams, we could get some really good rosters (PRX prime example). Plus afaik most of APAC can speak english to a certain degree so comms shouldn't be big issue

posted about 2 years ago

Riot could change the rules no? If EMEA get to have international rosters so should APAC as its composed of lots of different countries

posted about 2 years ago

When CS GO first started out, we mainly saw national teams in EU, over time majority of rosters went international. Do you guys think we see the same thing in APAC valorant? We only have regional rosters as of now with PRX and bleed being the exceptions.

posted about 2 years ago

Zeta did lose to g2 cause they were sleep deprived cause no fucking way they lose to this kekw

posted about 2 years ago

LET'S GO

posted about 2 years ago

Hikussy...

posted about 2 years ago

Bump!

posted about 2 years ago

Please God, I want to impregnate Hiko so bad. I want him to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a god, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.

Hiko is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see his beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary jersey. I yearn for him in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from his smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to his moans as my manhood throbs within him, I want to hear his heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to suckle at his fatherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from his teat as he gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir his velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. His cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to him until my body gave out, and then some. I would let him break my rib cage with any part of his body. I would let him hit me with her car just to be near him for a brief moment.

He’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without him I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want him, I need him. I want to desecrate his crisp general suit. I want to start a family with him and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while he slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.

I want to fuck him like he owes me money. I would let him step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of his feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under him just to catch his drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from his shower drain just to smell his alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep him with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please him more.

God please, I would do anything for him. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on his feet so that I may warm his mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that he may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become his doorstep, so that he may wipe his heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why he might want my limbs. But I would do it.

My king, my god, the light of my life. Please God, let me have him. I want him to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from his fingers and fill his belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give him a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve him breakfast in bed. I would let him eat his eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased him, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.

I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of his car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for him, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Hiko's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until he gave me permission.

I love you, Hiko. Please. Be mine. Be my husbando, my lover, my daddy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Hiko. I’m waiting for you.

I’ll always be waiting for you.

posted about 2 years ago

Jingg would embarrass Mwzera on raze

posted about 2 years ago

Giving each and every region equal chances ensured the game wont be boring one region stomp like CS

posted about 2 years ago

They would have definitely made playoffs

posted about 2 years ago
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