I'm sorry

Bro, it's B0tster's black cat, ever since he got it I started getting nervous. You know what they say, black cats are signs of bad omens (b0tster)

Watching my favorite team FNC sucking has really taken a tow on my mental health. What was once a joy and pride in my day has turned into bitter disappointment and resentment. Watching my beloved Alfajer and Leo being ruined by b0tster and elmapussy is simply depressing. I talked with my therapist and have come to the conclusion that I'm going to stop watching competitive Valorant all together to focus on something more positive, hiking. These past few weeks has been a struggle for me and I hope this post can serve as a reminder for those who are too attached to certain teams to look after yourself (especially you TheAceGamer30 and Asuna_Yuki and Marved-NA-Savior).

Farewell,
BurgerMan23

What does American Shownu even mean?

FNC lose to Navi and miss playoffs

FNC will prob miss shanghai and win champs

NOPE

WDYM? LOUD NEEDS THE BALD BUFF CUS THEY ONLY HAVE THE FAT BUFF RIGHT NOW

Derke have served his time on FNC. His Brazillian fans are calling for him

He would accidently eat all the hamburgers

-qck
+Derke

Wins Champs

Specifically for Valorant. You have teams like Sen who won 1 tournament and completely falls off and then you have teams like FNC who had one good year and completely falls off with the same roster coming into next year.
Meanwhile, in other games like League of Legends, you have teams like t1 consistently being at the top for consecutive years in a row with different rosters.

Can I ask for your pronouns?

Welcome back to the top FNC! With the decline of yang, ying (FNC) have once again returned to the primordial essence pool and regained the favor of the universe. See y'all Thursday 😉😏

10101

Madrid was more of a mickey mouse tournament.

Those fuckers went undefeated in the regular season and won the next tournament after being embarrassed by Liquid in playoffs final.
Meanwhile, 🤡 Sen lost to EG and LEV already xD and probably won't make playoffs.

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Bro has the biggest forehead in vct and its not even close

He never left :3

I predict sen, c9, loud

stop disrespecting my goat Oxy and Panity

People be acting like Asunna wasn't a previous top 5 NA player

C9 is literally top 3 in NA lil bro

100t is going to get their revenge against Sen in playoffs

Bro called out the whole vlr user base

GO BACK TO BED SHITTER

I wasn't familiar with his game

C9 ant FNC lil bro

1. yay
2. vanity
3. ardiss
4. marved
5. david

We love plus sized representation in VCT 🥰

Aim, IGL, strats, midround, team chemistry, looks, etc ...

"Come inside, it's spacious in here"

-Yay's juicy cheeks

They need babyj

I hope Boaster twerk on him

He is almost as good as Boaster but not quite

I think he is happier in his home

How we feeling about the Foot match in 4 days? After watching NRG shit their pants against Lev, I'm starting to worry about the double Turkey day where the Turkish might blow out both FNC and Navi. Leave your thoughts in the comments bellow and let's hope for the best 🙏!

Lev is not KOI

They decided to go with semon1 instead of Aspas? WHYYY???

After today's match, I can confidently say that yay is better than Demon1.

Reasons

1. Longer peak form
2. Better aim
3. Better looking
4. Weight
5. On better team

Zekken clears Semen1

3/10/0

Did he forgot to squeeze one out or something?

NRG is done for and I don't mean in this map

Sen is the only super team and NRG is just filled with frauds.

Tenz > Marved
Zekken > Demon1
Johnqt > Ethan
Sacy > Crashies
Zellsis > Victor

PLEASE GIVE TACLILLA A CHANCE LOUD HE IS GOOD I PROMISE

Quick 2-0 for NRG and Asspas craps his pants

That Deadlock didn't look very good on Lotus. Why no normal lotus comp?

GET TACO OFF THAT, TACO IS TOP 20

1. NA
2. Singapore
3. EMEA
   ...
   Last place is Bronzile

They need tacoilla

How y'all feeling about struggling against C9?