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I just imagined what it would look like .... kill me now

BRO 💀 why are these comments so fucking funny in this thread

MikesHD was not fired after all ....... i guess

Lmao i noticed , his aim is perfectly stationary but as soon as he sees an enemy , his crosshair starts shaking as if he's having an aneurysm

Uhmm let me guess , because he's Indian right ? AHAHAHAHAHAifuckedurMOMHAHAHAHAHAHA

💀 F 💀 N 💀 S 💀this man needs some aim assist

Dafuq you mean by "African"

peak vlr

Agreed , that guy has a big brain , but he should really practice his aim . Im not even capping , players in my ranked games (imm3) have better aim . He would have so much more impact if he even improved his aim by 20% , im not saying he has to become an aimbot but just needs to be more consistent .

There's this really cool place called Pyongang , apparently their leader is very good at playing Valorant irl

So many singcucks on this website have India living rent free in their head , it's kinda astonishing how much you hate us for absolutely no reason 💀

Sitrana my favorite varolant plaeyr

Optic are on their period maybe

Ye , it says "Om Sai Ram" .

🕉️ ओम साई राम

Thots?

His aim looks like he's using controller but without aim assist 🤓😬

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches)
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
reserved for ranked clips

insane 1v4 on split with spectre https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/InnocentWrongSparrowFUNgineer-kqYncX2RJ229Gy2T
jett 1v5 icebox https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/BeautifulIncredulousInternOhMyDog-O4hQJiDQR85D8yQL
5k on bind with insane movement and aim https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/MushyAgitatedStingrayFutureMan-m8i5cedJJ0pacbHC
unbelievable 1v2 on haven https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ElegantZealousMoosePeanutButterJellyTime-CRIrd5xXyJHtPBQL
almost 1v5 https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/GlutenFreeElegantClintBabyRage-yD_8-IBoYgCp_-Lq
insane movement 1v2 https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/CuriousSpikyHornetStinkyCheese-2-I787IG5rApkl3J
3k haven https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ScrumptiousCleverHamsterSSSsss-YkyMqwNS9cOimlM2
best 1v4 on breeze you will ever see https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousAlertYakinikuStrawBeary-sh059Y99ib6_cae8
insane dm kill sequence https://clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyIntelligentPorcupineOMGScoots-y_ZG3HxsjXubjxCG
5k pistol round https://clips.twitch.tv/IgnorantFlirtyIguanaWow-hn-TEuK8uvNYH6sf
marshall 1v3 https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousTastyClipsmomPeteZarollTie-veRrJ5azhstcuRaU
incredible guardian clip https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/RoughFaintCrabsTooSpicy-frU1qKnuXNECTJCP
chamber 3k https://clips.twitch.tv/CrepuscularGracefulSandpiperWow-N-C2JBDr-KIACWuS
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles o3o
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

Jitu "G2" esports is an Indian esports team based from Agra, currently competing in valorant. They went on to avenge their South Asian brothers getting smashed 13-0 by PRX but got 9-3 cursed, t-bagged & yorued by Nikhil "f0rsaken" Kumawat, already known for big balls plays in CSGO LAN events.

EU teams got over-confident and Fnatic just got super unlucky . In my honest opinion , Fnatic would've cruised through all the teams here on LAN except LOUD maybe . Remember Derke on LAN is literally better than any player they would've potentially faced this event .

No shot ya'll this soft . Look at the humiliation indians faced after Fraud rossi choked hard and bought us bad name but here were are , still shamelessly browsing VLR 😂and having fun . Don't take this game to heart , end of the day it's just entertainment , it's not like you have money on the line (unless you're trembolona ) .

Ducky one 2 mini (silver switches) immo3

We never interacted much but your posts were always the positive light in VLR's dawn of darkness . Good luck in life <3

I think some players on DRX are having confidence issues . Mental chalking but they still got chance it's not over yet , lets see if Stax and Zest can clutch it for DRX

Agreed on the IPS part . Zowie really needs to step up their game , even their mice are so old they don't have wireless implementation yet .

I use the XL2546k and Dyac + in premium setting is literally one of the best monitor i've ever used . We're talking about the K version btw which has Dyac 2.0 , regarding Zowie being "old" , they don't need to make new ones . Also Zowie has native display scaling option , i had a dogshit Asus monitor which was IPS 165hz and had no display scaling which is a big no for me .

today ?

Degenerate sex jokes on the internet i must be so funny ahhaha let me make this thread SURELY i'll get some internet points hehehe

Wdym bounce back ? Fnatic with Derke could've easily won this LAN . Even G2 on a good day shits on all the teams here . Everybody is on that DRX bandwagon but imo Loud is the best team rn in this tournament . But there's still a chance G2 wins it all , just need m0xwell and Nuk9ay to wake up .

After all these months of bullying , br0nzil will become brAdiant and im all for it 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Sinaatra - Bill Cosby

Go meditate . Everything is an illusion and this planet made up of fake people . You must focus and bring that mind to its equanimous position by using your discretionary intellect . Good luck stranger 👍

Jampii and Mako literall demons i agree with this list . I disagree with Trent tho .

Tenz . Shazam has done better than his teams main fragger both interms of impact and stats past two lans . If you disagree w/ me prove it with statistics and factual evidence . Yay and Trent just unlucky . Don't care about forsaken haven't watched much of him , i think Jingg is better than him atleast mechanically .

Congrats purest 🙏

Mako 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 Yasssssss Queen

He really needs to improve his aim . He whiffs too much . Ngl my grandma has better aim than Fns

My indian brother Namaste to you

https://imgur.com/a/0ConEvZ

As long as the devil trembolona is not dealt with the brazil vlr community will continue to be tainted

ok nikoko07

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches)
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
reserved for ranked clips

insane 1v4 on split with spectre https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/InnocentWrongSparrowFUNgineer-kqYncX2RJ229Gy2T
jett 1v5 icebox https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/BeautifulIncredulousInternOhMyDog-O4hQJiDQR85D8yQL
5k on bind with insane movement and aim https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/MushyAgitatedStingrayFutureMan-m8i5cedJJ0pacbHC
unbelievable 1v2 on haven https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ElegantZealousMoosePeanutButterJellyTime-CRIrd5xXyJHtPBQL
almost 1v5 https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/GlutenFreeElegantClintBabyRage-yD_8-IBoYgCp_-Lq
insane movement 1v2 https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/CuriousSpikyHornetStinkyCheese-2-I787IG5rApkl3J
3k haven https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ScrumptiousCleverHamsterSSSsss-YkyMqwNS9cOimlM2
best 1v4 on breeze you will ever see https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousAlertYakinikuStrawBeary-sh059Y99ib6_cae8
insane dm kill sequence https://clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyIntelligentPorcupineOMGScoots-y_ZG3HxsjXubjxCG
5k pistol round https://clips.twitch.tv/IgnorantFlirtyIguanaWow-hn-TEuK8uvNYH6sf
marshall 1v3 https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousTastyClipsmomPeteZarollTie-veRrJ5azhstcuRaU
incredible guardian clip https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/RoughFaintCrabsTooSpicy-frU1qKnuXNECTJCP
chamber 3k https://clips.twitch.tv/CrepuscularGracefulSandpiperWow-N-C2JBDr-KIACWuS

He's a virtue signalling pos . Oppurtunist farming twitter likes of sjw and woke cucks . Just as toxic as kumstar but hiding behind the fake veil of inclusiveness .

Hi mom

Scumbag and L human cuz he's an overconfident coach for an online videogame . Interesting discretionary skills lol . VLR community is so fickle minded 😂))))))

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/GL%20mwzera%232001/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches)
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

WE lost a god , rip to the W💫💫 fuck all pop smoke haters fuck you all

shut the fuck up

KoreanOverlord sibaloma 💀 bruh why you being racist to him