💀 this shit is actually lit wtf

Worry about your fraud team first bud

Would be the funniest shit ever if SEN only qualified and win Master Madrid this year lmao. Honestly LFG EG.

Oh y0y, oh y0y, why are you playing this way?
Bleed vs DFM, another loss on display.
The coach insists, you're on the list, of agents that make you resist.
Oh y0y, oh y0y, will you ever see a brighter day?

You are my y0y, my only y0y.
You make me cry when skies are gray.
Your operator skills are in decline,
And Bleed's losing streak is here to stay.

DFM's on the rise, Bleed's in a pit so deep.
The fans are calling y0y, y0y, as he struggles to keep.
No FNS to guide, no Optic core by his side,
Oh y0y, oh y0y, will you ever turn the tide?

You are my y0y, my only y0y.
You make me sigh when skies are gray.
Bleed's hopes are low, the end is nigh,
And y0y's career seems to fade away.

Stop jinxing mate

Oh y0y, oh y0y, why are you playing this way?
Bleed vs DFM, another loss on display.
The coach insists, you're on the list, of agents that make you resist.
Oh y0y, oh y0y, will you ever see a brighter day?

You are my y0y, my only y0y.
You make me cry when skies are gray.
Your operator skills are in decline,
And Bleed's losing streak is here to stay.

DFM's on the rise, Bleed's in a pit so deep.
The fans are calling y0y, y0y, as he struggles to keep.
No FNS to guide, no Optic core by his side,
Oh y0y, oh y0y, will you ever turn the tide?

You are my y0y, my only y0y.
You make me sigh when skies are gray.
Bleed's hopes are low, the end is nigh,
And y0y's career seems to fade away.

To turn the EMEA Valorant Champions Tour (VCT) region from a soggy baguette into a baguette with a crisp crust, a few cheeky tweaks could do the trick. Firstly, they could spice up their amateur scene by hosting tournaments in unconventional locations, like atop the Eiffel Tower or in a giant ball pit. This would attract attention and might just uncover the next big gaming talent while providing some hilarious moments. Secondly, instead of investing in traditional coaching, why not hire professional mime artists to teach teams non-verbal communication? It could lead to some seriously entertaining strategies and confuse the heck out of opponents. Lastly, to toughen up their teams, they could replace standard scrimmages with a series of challenges, like navigating a maze blindfolded or playing with inverted controls. Who knows, these wacky ideas might just make the EMEA VCT region the quirkiest and most entertaining scene in esports!

Called it ez

Ay, mate why are you on NRG flair lmao?

Lulquid will choke either in ot

Or reverse sweep

LOCK IT IN

Aspas dropped 100

NRG still won 2-1

Bro is on some type of Zaza

Yay: What color is your master trophy?

So you do care 😹

Bro is the definition of living in the past.

Bump 🤣😂

WHAT DID I SAY?!!!

DIESOFCRINGE

Ez money 💰💰💰

Fraudnatic will beat M8 but it would be close 2-1 imo

N4RRATE will smurfs Navi

Proving further that NA owns shitmea

Tbh, I'm a T1 fan so if RRQ dog then I get rich. I can afford to lose the money.

Listen to Gucci gang by lil pump. He is a lyrical genius and similar to the 80/90 hip-hop type.

I got my full paycheck on you guys.

Don't fail me 😭

NRG lost to Sen

Vlr users: NRG are fraud 😹😹

Sen lost to Aspas 1v9

Vlr users: Sen just got extremely unlucky 😭😭

Thanks for all the jinx, haters !!! 🥳🥳

-zander

+Marved

-zekken

+Demon1

Should've let Aspas own 50% of the org, ez loud era

I need the substance that you're having ASAP.

In the realm of Valorant, Aspas reigns supreme,
A legend unmatched, a player in his dream.
With C0M, kiNgg, Mazino, and tex by his side,
They face NRG, with confidence and pride.

C0M's aim is shaky, kiNgg's calls are a mess,
tex's rotations often cause distress.
Mazino's smokes are off, but they'll give it their all,
Against NRG, they'll stand tall.

The Super NA Powerhouse, feared far and wide,
But Aspas and his squad won't run nor hide.
They'll flash, they'll peek, they'll play with flair,
For Aspas and crew, victory's in the air.

NRG may have the skill and the fame,
But Aspas and his team have a different game.
They'll rush, they'll push, they'll defy the odds,
And leave NRG scratching their heads, oh gods!

So here's to Aspas, the greatest of all,
Leading his team, standing proud and tall.
Against NRG, they'll make their mark,
And leave the world of Valorant in awe and spark.

Invest your wealth in cryptocurrency or stocks instead. GE will probably disband as an org soon without any support from their local Indian fans.

They have a million-dollar problem.

As an ex-gambling addict, I can 100% assure you that gambling will ruin your future.

Remove d0rke

Add Aspas

Best team itw again.

With word.exe

Ez BAIT 🥱😜

Leviathan. Aspas will drop 120 kills in 3 maps.

Yes

But the bonuses are a bit shady

Fr GX is a top team so FNC is back for sure. Clueless

Jett 1 tricks are in shambled LMAO

Rare Na praising Fnatic

Damn didn't know we will have the French derby and Short King derby in one day

Internet exist. Also BetUs

Just live betted $500 over 19 rounds 3 maps FNC vs GX. Almost had a heart attack cuz gx almost sold it. Lose now Botgar

CHOKEQUID

😹😭😭🤣🤣💀😂😂🤣😊😭💀💀💀😭😂😭😊😭😊😭💀😭😂😭😂😭😂😭💀😭😂😭😂😭😂😭💀😭😂😊😊🤣😭😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭🤣😭💀💀💀

Another fan made up drama alert

My internet is good, it's the Valorant randomly disconnecting once every time I play on my PC.

This is so inspiring!

Lmao nice joke

Fenis goated casters