If there is one word ubiquitous with a pro fallen from grace, it is the word “WASHED.” I’m sure you all heard “Oh Sen is WASHED they were so good in the first year,” or “insert pro name here is so WASHED.” Now why is this? Where did this word come from?
Theres plenty of guides out there claiming that they will help you get un hardstuck, but they all lack something critical which I will reveal today. If you’ve ever watched one of those guides I’m sure they will highlight the important of muscle memory, consistency, etc. They all suggest not changing your sens, using the same grip, etc. but they forget a key point. We go back to the beginning, why are pros who are no longer good called WASHED???? BECAUSE THEY WASHED THEIR SKILL AWAY. The key to consistency is to NOT shower. What do you do when you shower? You was away all the bad stuff, atleast thats what the soap companies want you to believe. It has been shown that the harsh chemicals and scrubants on the soap actually wash away they good stuff and THAT INCLUDES YOUR SKILL!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU GET OHT OF THE SHOWER???? YOU JUST WASHED!!!! WASHED WHAT???? UR SKILL AWAY!!!!!!!
That is why you are not top fragging but rather bottoming. Imagine trying to learn something but each day you forget everything. Of course you say “omg why cant i have consistent aim????” ITS CAUSE UR WASHED U VOLUNTEERILY WASHED ALL UR SKILL AWAY!!!!!
You may wonder where I have been for the past 6 months, well I have been conducting a study where I stopped showering and I have seen drastic improvements in my valulrant skill. I used to be bronze 2 and would bottom for anyone in the lobby, but now I am a top in radiant and can’t be beaten. I also started playing league of legends and even my rank there improved after not showering. Surprisingly this even applies to in real life as I have been preforming much better at my computer science tests. All this shows that big soap is bribing people to promote showering and washing away your skill. Stay safe people and STOP VOLUNTERILY WASHING YOURSELF!!!!
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