The agent heights.

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Nollihd07
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Since the male and female agents of valorant are the same height.
Would the female agents date the male agents since they are the same height?
They would want someone taller, no?
Make the male agents taller.

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asunaluvr
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what?

#5
Nollihd07
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I mean I can't make this concept simpler for you

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asunaluvr
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but why the fuck would the agents date eachother? its a video game

#21
Nollihd07
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Well duh?
Riot makes the lore.

#23
asunaluvr
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if u were not a complete moron u'd know in the lore the agents are different heights

#24
Nollihd07
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Make the game consistent with the lore.

#25
asunaluvr
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ah yes lets make neon actually 5’4 so its even more impossible to hit her
ur really a sharp guy arent u

#27
Siuuuuuuunaldo
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No way you're the one falling for bait

#28
asunaluvr
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from the posts ive seen this guy make hes not ragebaiting hes just not very bright

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RORTS
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jesus christ people suck dont they

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Nollihd07
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What if they make the heights of the agents according to the average height of that country?

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RORTS
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you know the agents arent actually the same height outside of the actual game

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Pototo
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how would u know... have u met them outside the game?

#19
RORTS
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yes, i had a one night stand with phoenix and got pregnant

#22
Nollihd07
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So are you currently pregnant or already gave birth?

#17
Nollihd07
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Yeah but the game should be realistic.

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Pototo
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no need... the female agents wear heels

#18
Nollihd07
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The male agents need to wear height boosters.

#6
bronzil_enjoyer
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mickey mouse gauging his eyes out gif

#8
Nollihd07
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I tried shitposting.
I think I'm good

#9
arcticskyy
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liquid 1-2 again could not have been this bad

#10
Nollihd07
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Make harbor 5'5

#26
arcticskyy
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maybe this explains the massive forearms

#11
Chetin
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where is your TL flair? or did I dream it?

#12
Nollihd07
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I mean.
After their game vs G2 I had to drop the flair.

#13
Chetin
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bad times to be an EMEA fan, the good thing is next year you still have a good team

#15
Nollihd07
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Doesn't matter.
They'll always go 1-2.

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